Lifeofcharlouise #6 Lord Charquard & Parker Pants- the homegrown boy who made it earthside
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It just was Char. That’s how life works. Get over it ffs
Earth side for six months char!! Jesus let it go. Why is she also now referring to Mr Pants as Bebe!?
Because I’d bet money some other mum instagrammed uses it…
Her legs look a lot bigger in her latest grid post compared to when she went swimming with Parker Pants…
He’s watched Charlie (his mum COUGH COUGH) eating too much
He’s a big lad
Even her salads look like they could feed 5000 people
Even her salads look like they could feed 5000 people
Wow my tattle has glitched
Even her salads look like they could feed 5000 people
Even her salads look like they could feed 5000 people
Wow my tattle has glitched
PP (Parker Pants) can feed himself with a spoon at 6 months because most normal babies have just started weaning at 6months whereas he’s been doing it since 4.5 months so already an expert… Also I thought he apparently sat upright in that baby bjorn bouncer to be fed… doesn’t look like it in her story with him eating broccoli- he’s very reclined, it’s such a choking hazard.
Why is she still feeding in a bouncer at 6 months? Surely he’s ready for the high chair
I'm sure she said he can't sit well unaided, which if he can't sit in a high chair to most people might maybe be a sign to not wean yet. But she's still so determined to shovel food down his throat because she's impatient AF.
Parker’s so advanced, he’s even stealing her broccoli now.
Least he’s eating the veg though and not shovelling in the Camembert
Least he’s eating the veg though and not shovelling in the Camembert
He's being bottle fed melted camembert. 
Hmmm yeah ok Char 
I don’t know why she’s desperate to push this narrative that she hardly ate??? It’s bleeping weird and it doesn’t win you any pregnancy prizes Char
"Chase invoices" EVERY week!I miss her 'to-do list' that she used to do a few years ago
-pay bills
-have a shower
-remortgage house (every week)
-breathe
-cook chips
-go Asda's
i may have added some on there for a laugh
Take Charlies car to the garage for the MOT every week!
That salad looks bleeping awful.
“Thank me later”
.. when you’re overweight and have diabetes x
.. when you’re overweight and have diabetes x
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