She just needs a fringe and they will look like twinsChar is looking sooooo like her Mum in this photo. Oh and is that Parker’s Christmas dinner she’s photographed
Lifeofcharlouise #6 Lord Charquard & Parker Pants- the homegrown boy who made it earthside
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Ugh I was banking on a dramatic Christmas breakup and char going it alone as an insta single mum
I’m still going with sulking because she didn’t get a Christmas proposal
She ate all of that on Christmas Eve?!
Also laughing at the megablocks table as a gift for a 6 month old
She ate all of that on Christmas Eve?!
Also laughing at the megablocks table as a gift for a 6 month old
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'Only taken snapshots as & when phones have been out' proceeds to post photos & videos of the entire period where the camera is barely out of Mr Pants's face. SO predictable char.
How many calories is this
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Parker had a 6 months get together 
I can’t even..
I can’t even..
As if she thought a 6 month old would understand Christmas enough to get up early
not that clever after all is he Char you bleeping tool!Charlie always looks so awkward. The friends advert is so cringe 
'The magic of having a child at Christmas'. He's six months old and doesn't have a clue Char!
I hate these instamums who sugar coat everything and make out it’s magical all of the time. Christmas with a baby an be hard! Changes in routine, overstimulation, unfamiliar people, it’s all a recipe for a lot of babies being unsettled so for mums with big accounts to make out it’s all sunshine and rainbows makes other new mums feel like they’re doing something wrong when in reality most new mums find the first Christmas overwhelming,'The magic of having a child at Christmas'. He's six months old and doesn't have a clue Char!
My son was 3 weeks old for his first Christmas it was such a let down, my husband and I had a cry about how it’s not fun and magical. No one tells you it’s okay to not be. My daughter is 8 months and it such a different first Christmas with her plus a 3 year old it was amazing. Hard but more fun as she’s crawling around etc
My babies were a similar age for their first Christmasses (a few weeks younger than Parkerpants) and I HATED the first one because I thought it would be magical but it wasn’t - it was stressful. This time I put no pressure or expectation on it and it was much better. The baby had no idea it was Christmas, we stuck to their routine (even going as far as to open presents while they slept upstairs as I wasn’t waking a sleeping baby!)
Christmas is special for parents and older kids but to babies it’s just another day. I cant believe Char thought Parker would wake up early because it was Christmas Day
Half birthday party featuring a crown. How ridiculous. All for insta
Has a few 'unintentional' (surprised she knows how to spell that) days off and then is back to posting non stop. Give it a rest and enjoy your time with Parker Pants as you'll be saying how fast time goes when he goes to Uni in a few months
Since when was half birthdays even a thing? What a nut job
Of course no one in the history of humanity has ever loved a baby as much as her family 
What’s the bets that char will go on a health kick in the new year
Of COURSEEEE they had the pool to themselves (I am aware I am being pedantic at this point but the elevenerifing is really grating on me)
‘Hi guys, just thought I’d come on as I haven’t done any talking stories for a while…had a great Christmas, ate 10000 camemberts and bread rolls, does anyone know any personal trainers out there? It’s not to lose weight (
), I’m still that rEaL yummy mummy but just to feel good about myself. Charlie also ate 10000 Camembert’s and bread rolls AND a whole gammon AND he’s a PT but he refused to train me. Prince Parker’s not quite finished his PT level 3 yet, so he can’t do it either, but he’s still busier than Charlie with his 3 jobs’
*in the geeza voice*
‘Hi guys, just thought I’d come on as I haven’t done any talking stories for a while…had a great Christmas, ate 10000 camemberts and bread rolls, does anyone know any personal trainers out there? It’s not to lose weight (
), I’m still that rEaL yummy mummy but just to feel good about myself. Charlie also ate 10000 Camembert’s and bread rolls AND a whole gammon AND he’s a PT but he refused to train me. Prince Parker’s not quite finished his PT level 3 yet, so he can’t do it either, but he’s still busier than Charlie with his 3 jobs’
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Guys…scroll through her stories and find the last one, the Kos one…that isn’t Charlie…has she actually left a story on her insta from a holiday with her ex??? If it disappears shortly she defo reads here 
I didn’t see it, did you get a screenshot?Guys…scroll through her stories and find the last one, the Kos one…that isn’t Charlie…has she actually left a story on her insta from a holiday with her ex??? If it disappears shortly she defo reads here
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