I bet there is no weddingDoes work out what they’re wearing to a wedding really have to be on the to do list?
to do list filler!
Lifeofcharlouise #6 Lord Charquard & Parker Pants- the homegrown boy who made it earthside
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to do list filler!She just loves to make herself sound importantRead through contracts?
And she’s done nowt of it I presume?
“Make a start on cleaning the blinds” I’m going to dust the top half and then leave the rest til next weekend
So that's chips at least twice. I think Monday, Weds and Sunday will also have chips too.
Her diet isn’t healthy! Chips, sausage, burger, pizza - But she’s fuelling her body to Be the best version of herself
What I've noticed she doesn't eat comfy food like spag bol, meatballs, cottage pie - where you can literally hide a tone of veg in it so it's relatively healthy.
She always opts for fake away tit. And pretends its healthy cos its homemade.
She always opts for fake away tit. And pretends its healthy cos its homemade.
It’s ok because she shoves half a sliced cucumber on the side of her plate
What made me chuckle is that her followers would be concerned that her fish fingers were fish free and messaged to say 
now, I thought I had too much time on my hands. The box does say fish free!
now, I thought I had too much time on my hands. The box does say fish free!I have never seen anyone ramming their kid down viewers’ throats as much as this nutcase… It’s like the baby took away her sense of self and personality and now that’s all her existence is about… but most importantly, I can see how it can be interesting to her or ppl she knows but my god I see that kid more than I see my dog (no kids in this household 
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Also, late to the party but Christmas was shocking. SO.MUCH.STUFF! Empty consumerism annoys me but also, how the hell are they gonna top that in the years when he is actually going to understand and remember Christmas
) Also, late to the party but Christmas was shocking. SO.MUCH.STUFF! Empty consumerism annoys me but also, how the hell are they gonna top that in the years when he is actually going to understand and remember Christmas
Prefect, library assistant? I'm guessing the library in her school didn't have a dictionary or thesaurus then.
Oh god but Library assistant would suit her down to the ground…
I bet she’d go round telling the loud kids off trying to do the librarians job for them, I get total know it all vibes from her hahahahah I bet she railroaded over everyone else on the school council also…
Char, this you on mumsnet?
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I’m offended at the way she has cut this sandwich in half
everyone knows you cut across the bread not down the bread!Her latest story - I thought Parker didn’t nap. Unless he was in the pushchair. Or the car seat. And now the cot.
He's not a toddler Char, he can't even sit up. He's just enormous. 
Toddler would suggest he moves. Which he doesn’t, he just sits in that bouncerHe's not a toddler Char, he can't even sit up. He's just enormous.
I just don't understand how he is so enormous considering he is a preemie? He looks bigger than my 1 year old!He's not a toddler Char, he can't even sit up. He's just enormous.
It's all the chips!
Because she’s been shovelling the food in him at break neck speeds!
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