Lifeofcharlouise #6 Lord Charquard & Parker Pants- the homegrown boy who made it earthside

[Alexlilz]

I don't understand why she's so desperate to look like a 50 year old? Surely she has friends who will kindly tell her what she looks like? I'm surprised Parker, boy wonder extraordinaire, hasn't taken her aside for a chat by now.

 

[Crazycatlady18]

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Says the tone deaf woman who’s constantly posting Parksy pants. But remember, if you’re struggling to conceive or have suffered a loss, she sees you

She sees you and she’s here to rub it in your face

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Him looking at food isn’t a sign he’s ready. My 3 year old shows an interest in my steering wheel but doesn’t mean they’re ready to start driving.

Another milestone. Yep, that’s why she’s done it. He can’t even fucking sit up.

And no consultant would say it’s ok to wean a preemie early. She‘s bullshitting because she’s read here.

FYI Char - formula/breastmilk is far more calorie dense than any vegetable so if he’s hungry he needs more milk, not a fucking melty puff.

 

[ChampagneBox]

Thread suggestion - still can’t dress for her figure, can her portion sizes get any bigger?

 

[Alexlilz]

Charlotte's mum...

 

[Hello Kitty]

#lilwayne #funderaldirectorlife

I will never forget that. So bizarre.

 

[WatchingFromTheSidelines]

Nahhhh GUYS I just received a document at work that says ‘turnt’ on it. Omg I can’t.

 

[Readread]

Omg she has NOT put someone’s funeral flowers on her story

It's not a first for our Char. Remember the stories of her Nan that wasn't her Nan & her funeral?! That was weird!

Who remembers when she went to a funeral a few years back and she added about 10 non relevant hashtags

Wasn't that where #lilwayne came from? Hahahaha

 

[Hello Kitty]

Least she'll be able to go in the bathroom showrooms this time round, poor girl wasn't even allowed in Howden's carpark when she got her kitchen as she was PrEgNaNt

 

[Pomgirl]

She really latches on to things and it consumes her personality for a hot minute , it's all she can talk about then moves on to the next thing

In no particular order, I have seen....
-slimming world
-charity cloth
-sustainability
-renos
-grazing boards
-the neighbours
-chickens
-being sick when pregnant and not eating
-having a miscarriage

now it's the premature birth, feeding tubes etc! What next!!!!

 

[Byewiggy]

So he's not even 7 months & she's referring to him as a toddler. She honestly the weirdest person & needs a hobby that does not involve her child, fake to do lists & food.

 

[Alexlilz]

Cannot believe she's giving a blow by blow account of her Saturday at home as if anyone gives a literal fuck.

Also, maybe Charlie changes clothes so much Char because of his 7 different jobs supporting you and Michael Phelps Jr whilst you sit at home inhaling pitta bread pizzas and chips? Just a thought.

 

[WatchingFromTheSidelines]

How can a dog take anything on the chin… ffs she’s a TWAT

Serious question now. Do dogs have chins? Cos I’ve been thinking about it and I don’t know if they do. It’s one of them stupid questions that will keep me awake. A bit like that ‘if a dog wore jeans’ meme… hahah help

 

[Alexlilz]

Someone needs to message and tell her that no-one will ask Parker if he's been in the NICU either 🥱

 

[Weelegs]

Sorry but just cause you like to eat food doesn't make you a 'foodie' She wouldn't know good food if it came up and smacked her salad and chips off her plate!

 

[xKHx]

The kid has literally JUST turned 6 months and he’s tried all those foods already? Sorry but that’s such bad parenting. & being 6 weeks premature - even worse

Yup!!.. And she’s still feeding him in that bloody bouncer!! She shouldn’t be weaning him if he’s not ready to sit up in a high chair... she’s an idiot! She actually gives me the rage

 

[JEETP]

The old Charlotte was great, the adopted dog, regular funny food hauls, asda's events when she got drunk and thought she had covid but it was ibs, repetitive 'to-do' lists, bff neighbours. There must be more.

Now it's just mum life and chips

When she dressed up like a weetabix! She really was the gift that kept on giving.

 

[Readread]

At the risk of sounding stupid, is it dangerous for him to be that big at this age? If he got weighed and is over 100th percentile will she get a stern word from the dr?

Can’t believe she’s turned a thing about girls handbags into her being a mUm

Desperation, I'm not a Mum but I'm fairly certain nearly every Mum with a baby would take a spare change of clothes not just you Char because you're a "mAm" now

Also I still can't get over the photos from last night. It's like a 50 year old woman (no offence to 50 year old women out there) off out on her office party. The hair the clothes the poses the handbag

 

[Crazycatlady18]

I know yeah! My boy is a big baby. He was 9.12lb born but now at 11.5 months he is 23lb.
Parker is massive considering he wasn’t 5lb born

Well i thought he was a 5lb baby. Just looked at some of her old posts and she mentions 5lb….
So what is he 4lb 10, 5lb or 5lb 3oz?

 

[Readread]

Lifeofcharlouise #7 The napping baby that doesn’t nap, Char’s outfits are really crap