Lifeofcharlouise #6 Lord Charquard & Parker Pants- the homegrown boy who made it earthside

[ChampagneBox]

that’s a thing that people who work out and do all these protein things do. If you want the chocolate topped porridges you have to be a hardcore gym person

Someone’s been raiding Charlie’s PT supplies

 

[ChampagneBox]

I'm glad that her chicken has been marinading all day
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That chicken is coal

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Haha I just came into post

Same

 

[LittleRa]

Why has she hashtagged baby led weaning when she’s clearly spoon fed him purée. Not a judgment on one way or the other by the way, just judgement on how thick our Char is.

Hi Char, been reading here?Just posted on her story “we’re doing a mix of weaning”

 

[Chablis1]

I couldn’t watch all of the vid but has she really taken Parker to see Santa?

 

[Readread]

Digby has “taken it on the chin”

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Well i thought he was a 5lb baby. Just looked at some of her old posts and she mentions 5lb….
So what is he 4lb 10, 5lb or 5lb 3oz?

Not sticking up for her but he probably dropped weight from birth, most babies do so he was 4lb 10oz at one stage even though he was born at 5lb 3oz.

 

[LittleRa]

A funeral is just about more interesting than her usual content

 

[Readread]

If they’re huge wine lovers they wouldn’t be drinking Jam Shed

ive never tried jam shed as it looks rank and I only like dry light wine, is it a Zinfandel or what?

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

I love how she says foodie like mum and dad but I have barely seen her eat anything exciting?! Pizza and chips?!!! How exotic .....

And more chips

 

[Allaboutthehashtag]

Pre-loved bits going on later! See how much profit she makes from her charity shop hauls...

 

[Jojoo]

Using up leftovers as no food yet cooked that huge gumbo today

 

[Fairypop]

Moaning that her halloumi will probably overlook but she can’t be bothered to faff... literally leave it off and put it on the tray 10 minutes before you finish cooking Char, no faff at all
Also, fucking mug shot on toast! I thought coleslaw on toast was bad but this a new all time low

I was having a good day until I saw the image on the right

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Why is she sat on the floor with a biscuit and a cup of tea when her child isn’t home. Is it because of her new insta prop playmat background?

 

[curtainsonthewall]

How many calories is this

 

[Readread]

'With a side of wine'
.... proceeds to picture dinner with can of coke?!

think she forgot to pretend about the sponsored wine

And the “salad” … has cucumber

Yes Char you made them up for that post

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Are those mushrooms raw?!

 

[Crazycatlady18]

I'm no expert but surely being massive won't be helping his mobility either.

I imagine not. That’s probably a very heavy body and head to move about at such a young age