Lifeofcharlouise #6 Lord Charquard & Parker Pants- the homegrown boy who made it earthside

[Jojoo]

I don’t think I’ve ever known someone to lie so much, she posts everything does she forget we know more than she clearly does

 

[Jane Porcupine]

He's not a toddler Char, he can't even sit up. He's just enormous.

 

[Readread]

Hi char Can you please stop posting so much shite about your kid and more mispronounced food hauls??? Xxx

 

[ChampagneBox]

Looking for the balance in them meals

 

[Chablis1]

I bet she doesn’t squeeze out the water from his bath toys and disinfect them before he has his next bath. Who’s she trying to kid?

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Begging for an engagement ring is just embarrassing Char

 

[ChampagneBox]

On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love Parker pants gave to meeee….a family life without Charlie

 

[Weelegs]

So she has been so busy and had so many plans recently that she has often forgotten to eat until 3pm

Has she forgotten that she shares so many inane details of her life that we are all aware her 'plans' involved going to coffee shops for coffee/cake/lunch/snacks every single day?

 

[Skye green]

 

[ChampagneBox]

Same. And she hasn’t mentioned the ‘girls’ lately.

Cue a breakfast enough for 10 people tomorrow with eggs from ‘the girls’

 

[Allaboutthehashtag]

24 weeks of loving him earth side why do I still follow this bellend?!

 

[Crazycatlady18]

How much meat is on that meal plan! For someone that bleats on about sustainability and financially being quite frugal (more lies?!), you'd think there be an element of conscience on what goes on the plate! And that's coming from a very carnivorous family

She’s gone off meat remember

 

[Emslou22]

She thinks he might fit in an outfit that’s size 18-24 months when they go on holiday THIS year?!?

 

[Emslou22]

Omfg that ad for the Emma’s mattress has really tipped me over the edge! The state of her! She looks like she’s just woken up, could have brushed her hair and made a bloody effort! Why do companies insist on using people on Instagram to advertise there products?! It just makes me want to avoid ever buying the product!

 

[Readread]

Char we know you read here.

Stop. Doing. Your. Hair. Like. That.

 

[Byewiggy]

 

[Justnosey100]

Dear god !!!! NICU Grad!! Let it go!

This has really irritated me!!! I don’t understand why she keeps banging that drum, just move on Char! And the worst part is she doesn’t keep talking about it in a helpful / supportive way trying to reassure other mums etc, instead it’s a braggy look at me, and my HENCH child who was in NICU and look how huge I’ve managed to make him! Get a grip ffs!!

Aaaand breathe

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

1) Digby is not your first baby. He’s a fucking dog, you did not birth him.
2) You moan every week about booking your food shop delivery slot so early. Either change the time you book or stop being a martyr and shut the fuck up about it.

 

[Eyeseeyou]

Who remembers when she went to a funeral a few years back and she added about 10 non relevant hashtags

#lilwayne #funderaldirectorlife

I will never forget that. So bizarre.

 

[Allaboutthehashtag]

Saw this and thought of Char lol