Hi Adam, I've spoken to a colleague of my husband whose field of expertise this would come under.
His advice would be that you make an initial, cordial approach to your neighbours, saying something along these lines...
'Hi, I'm Adam Ryan, fairly recently moved in next door. You may not have met my wife, as she's usually extremely busy with her online influencing, she has around 1,000 followers and needs to spend a great deal of time dressing up our child as a ghetto rapper for photographs.
Anyway, I just really wanted to apologise for actually forcing you to live next to myself, as I do appreciate that I am a ridiculous, puffed up excuse for a man, constantly dressing like a fifteen year old, and pretending I am a sucessful business man. I do love to whinge about something however, at the present time I am in the process of 'not resting' until I have all the contributors to Tattle, shot unless they agree to change the site name to 'Adam and Beckie are the new Kardashians'.
Anyway, great to chat, you don't have a cigarette I could bum at all I suppose?'
Hope this is
of some help to you Ads. X