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Such an 'essential item...'More deliveries today! Shes so happy to be able to order online still
Don't kid yourself they're slimming Becks, you only have to look in the mirror to see your greed encompasses everything.
What Beckie thinks she looks like....
What Beckie actually looks like.
What Beckie actually looks like.
I think the latter to be honest
Apparently adam is going to complain to his neighbours about second hand smoke entering his sons playroom 
wants advice on what to say. It doesnβt matter what you say bellend, theyβll still tell you to duck off and theyβll have the legal right to do so. I work in housing and you cant tell someone not to smoke in their own garden. But you go ahead, canβt wait for the feuding to begin 
wants advice on what to say. It doesnβt matter what you say bellend, theyβll still tell you to duck off and theyβll have the legal right to do so. I work in housing and you cant tell someone not to smoke in their own garden. But you go ahead, canβt wait for the feuding to begin Hi Adam, I've spoken to a colleague of my husband whose field of expertise this would come under.
His advice would be that you make an initial, cordial approach to your neighbours, saying something along these lines...
'Hi, I'm Adam Ryan, fairly recently moved in next door. You may not have met my wife, as she's usually extremely busy with her online influencing, she has around 1,000 followers and needs to spend a great deal of time dressing up our child as a ghetto rapper for photographs.
Anyway, I just really wanted to apologise for actually forcing you to live next to myself, as I do appreciate that I am a ridiculous, puffed up excuse for a man, constantly dressing like a fifteen year old, and pretending I am a sucessful business man. I do love to whinge about something however, at the present time I am in the process of 'not resting' until I have all the contributors to Tattle, shot unless they agree to change the site name to 'Adam and Beckie are the new Kardashians'.
Anyway, great to chat, you don't have a cigarette I could bum at all I suppose?'
Hope this is
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His advice would be that you make an initial, cordial approach to your neighbours, saying something along these lines...
'Hi, I'm Adam Ryan, fairly recently moved in next door. You may not have met my wife, as she's usually extremely busy with her online influencing, she has around 1,000 followers and needs to spend a great deal of time dressing up our child as a ghetto rapper for photographs.
Anyway, I just really wanted to apologise for actually forcing you to live next to myself, as I do appreciate that I am a ridiculous, puffed up excuse for a man, constantly dressing like a fifteen year old, and pretending I am a sucessful business man. I do love to whinge about something however, at the present time I am in the process of 'not resting' until I have all the contributors to Tattle, shot unless they agree to change the site name to 'Adam and Beckie are the new Kardashians'.
Anyway, great to chat, you don't have a cigarette I could bum at all I suppose?'
Hope this is
She needs to give up. No one asked for a photo. oh wait I forgot you refuse to spend an honest living on a product. Itβs got to be free!Attachments
Probably wants to be one of the girls featured at the top of the Rimmel page.
Nah Becks, they're 17, slim and beautiful.
Don't call us.....
Iβm just wondering where the playroom suddenly appeared from, thatβs just their living room no?!
I think you'll find the play room is adjacent to the drawing room, across from the great hall( it's the one with the minstrels gallery.)
Getting the drive done tomorrow 
Don't...I'm so excited, I shan't sleep.!Getting the drive done tomorrow
Just so relieved that folks are rallying round Adam during this awful crisis he faces.
Also, sorry, but at first glance I took that for one of Beckie's SW suppers....
Also, sorry, but at first glance I took that for one of Beckie's SW suppers....
'Do it perfect...'Adam's begging for a dehumidifier now
Bet the neighbours closed their door and thought was a bleeping wanker!
Right o me old cockney sparrer.
#gifted air purifier required Beggy.
Did anyone actually ask for the boring as duck updates?Adam's begging for a dehumidifier now
Bet the neighbours closed their door and thought was a bleeping wanker!
Also who are these people they are living next to who have a pub room instead of a lounge?
These two are insane!!!!
lock down is bringing out their entitled crazy arses!
Her post about the drive way is so patronising....no one cares honestly no ONE cares that you have a hole itβs embarrassing that you think thats worthy content even by your shallow Self obsessed standards. Let me repeat again Becci because we know you love us...no one cares about your drive! Now take your Rimmel arse licking self and DO ONE
You can see why they got together in the first place....co dependent narcissism.
This little terraced house is what Adam has just managed to achieve at pushing 40.
That, and a neurotic, social media obsessed wife.
It's a starter home, not Kensington Palace.
FOUR posts from her so far today about a hole in the driveway(it's not a sink hole Beckie, tone down the dramatics.)
Sliding in that we have 2 cars....because that's stunning.
They are officially peculiar, he actually posted the time he was going next door yesterday.
Other highlights last week, included the assembly of a metal shelf unit, incredibly unique, and sadly no longer obtainable (except from eBay, Argos, Amazon, Ikea etc etc.)
Their neighbours must be in hysterics behind their backs.
Laughing stocks.
That, and a neurotic, social media obsessed wife.
It's a starter home, not Kensington Palace.
FOUR posts from her so far today about a hole in the driveway(it's not a sink hole Beckie, tone down the dramatics.)
Sliding in that we have 2 cars....because that's stunning.
They are officially peculiar, he actually posted the time he was going next door yesterday.
Other highlights last week, included the assembly of a metal shelf unit, incredibly unique, and sadly no longer obtainable (except from eBay, Argos, Amazon, Ikea etc etc.)
Their neighbours must be in hysterics behind their backs.
Laughing stocks.
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