Krusties #17 Come on Krustieharri Give us Krustie Aubergine Parmigiana For Ems.

[MrsCranky]

Thanks everyone for your support. Im off for a bit now. I have to gear myself up for September. I need to teach the young whippersnapper how to think and he'll be able to progress and do his job well. I can't teach anyone how to do their job, but I can teach them how to think outside the box. All my apprentices have good careers and Im glad I helped them. Im proud of every one of them. They still message me now and ask for advice. Im happy to help out. They are the sons I never had. Love MrsC xxxx

 

[MrsCranky]

You take care of yourself MrsC and come back when your ready.

Thank you lovely. I mean no harm to anyone and I love you all. Warts and all. Im having a hard time recovering. I collapsed the other day, too weak to do anything and it made me cry. I felt like a failure. I've always been strong. That was awful.

 

[mrspig99]

Thank you lovely. I mean no harm to anyone and I love you all. Warts and all. Im having a hard time recovering. I collapsed the other day, too weak to do anything and it made me cry. I felt like a failure. I've always been strong. That was awful.

Aww, no, take it easy MrsC! Sending you a big virtual hug!

 

[MrsCranky]

Well said lovely….11 years clear here….dickheads like this f**king loony tunes aren’t worth your breath. Good luck going forward xx

Connie Im so pleased you are doing great. You're a warrior. Love MrsC xxxx

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

Tell them to fuck off lol..our HR dept is so woke these days

Stroll in like this tomorrow and tell them your new name is Allana .

 

[Pom Bear]

Hi from Pom x
I've got ice cubes for all krusties who need them x

 

[not on my watch]

Oh no, they're all 'working from home' love xx

Yeah..we had some womans laptop come back last year to get fixed...sand fell out of it!!!

 

[Constantlychargingipadnow]

Just been outside to give the veg the first watering of the day ….. the hosepipe is still rebelling

 

[emmaw28]

Fml, this heat is intense but I’m not complaining! I just wish I was 3 stone lighter
I’ve booked a field for the dogs tomorrow at 5am! It’ll be lovely and cool then!
Do you think this article about KP will ever come out - I’m losing the will to live

 

[Gem74]

It’s all very where certain people are concerned. And now the mods have responded again to someone‘s post……which I sort of understand….but what does my head in over there is the fact that since I have been on this site people just keep on repeating the same shit over and over and over again….and people respond and discuss like it’s the first time

What gets me is the who is SB/Edna/AFP questions? Read back through the threads ffs!

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

I'm Scottish too and also have the blue tinge, like one of those aliens from Avatar!

I am apparently a throwback to Viking ancestry with my porcelain skin and blue eyes, ie I get totally frazzled after 2 minutes out in it. Who would have thought I'd be incinerated on a visit here eh?

 

[MrsEms]

Aww, I'm so touched by everyone's comments. We all have our own stories and will share them to help and support each other which is fantastic
Because you're all so fab I thought I'd show my tits...

Love to you all xxx

 

[BiffasBeemer]

Aww, thankyou! Big hugs and love to you. It's a shame we can't choose our families, I'd have you and quite a few others on here too!

Thanks everyone, you've all made me smile today xxx

Can I adopt you? Lost both my mom and dad in the last 3 years and feel lost.
Man menopause and heatwave is fucking brutal am suffering.
Love to you all, the threads I participate in got me through some terrible times this year, I love the humour, us Tattlers are funny as fuck xx

 

[Constantlychargingipadnow]

Right I’m off to catch up on the Skanky thread. Wish me well for tomorrow Krustieboobs….I’m having my squashed boobie procedure tomorrow so as usual I’ll be til I get the (hopefully) all clear for another three years. Always in panic mode when it’s due even after 11 years

 

[MrsEms]

Morning all, still hot, still sweaty Betty
Hope you're all well!
I've never had a maccy ds breakfast, everyone else I know has had one. My middle daughter is going out for breakfast this morning to some fancy cafe. I'm still positive so a social leper and can't go. My poor youngest daughter has tested positive this morning too. I'll send out for lots of ice lollys to keep her cool! Bless her, she is actually worried about missing school. Back in the day I'd be doing bloody cartwheels...hated school

Xxx

 

[MrsEms]

Oh here are my dog ice ice lollys I made yesterday!

That would be tricky, the entrance is a fucker to find and it's gated with CCTV.

I reckon someone's trying to keep katie out!

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Hey you wonderful people. I need a Mummy chat. My mum refuses to stick up for me and the police say My 8 year old is am unreliable witness.

I want to scream..I want to cry.

I really feel for you sweetie

I'm a DV survivor myself and I am shocked your Mum won't defend you - her own daughter. Sounds like she is afraid of the abuser herself or is it the police she doesn't like?

My abuser put me in hospital, I lost 3/5 of the blood in my body, I had to have a blood transfusion. My parents were living in the US at the time. It killed my Mum not being able to get to her daughter

 

[Facehugger]

Out our flaps.

You naughty lady Dolly, I was thinking CAPS........

Ok, let's go in the middle shall we:

Thread title suggestion:

Krusties #18 Stick your tassels on your baps and keep the Mozzies out your gaps

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

You wouldn’t want this heat

haha You're probably right. But it's dire up here. I've got one of those microwaveable teddy's that heat up next to me. It's JULY! Where's this global warming they're on about? It's not in Lancashire, that's for sure.

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

What gets me is the who is SB/Edna/AFP questions? Read back through the threads ffs!

Next time someone asks say,
SB - Sean Bean
Edna - Dame Edna Everage
AFP - Al fucking Pacino
That'll confuse them