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Yes, my mistake. Jay Rayner is actually worseI thought it was Nigella, doing all the 'tender heart' and so on?
Yes, my mistake. Jay Rayner is actually worseI thought it was Nigella, doing all the 'tender heart' and so on?
Quoting myself like something from the drawer, but the fact that a 34 year old woman made this as a “lovely surprise treat” for the parents of her mid-40ish partner will never, ever be anything but absolutely hilarious to me.He also 1. Wears hats like hers and they used to have fun counting them
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2. Has mugs and crockery like hers which means they’re “as good as married”
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3. Has to stay with her til next spring cos she put him in her new book acknowledgements, which he “took quite well”
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4. Dumped her stupid ass 3 weeks after she posted 3. above in “a bolt from the blue after a lovely weekend away”. No idea what went wrong. Such a curve ball!
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Oh PS he also has parents that she made
(thanks to @Marmalade Atkins @Boyo @blurstoftimes and @Sideboard Bob for the screenies)
GOOD. She didn't deserve that gig. Taking space from someone who actually knows and cares about the issues in Wales.
Ah yes. That fateful Christmas where she sat drinking cheap lager, but also not drinking cheap lager, because she never drank cheap lager when her son was little. Although she did drink cheap whisky, because she was a SEVERE alcoholic.Or the one in 2011 where she was on the absolute bare bones of her arse a mere one month after resigning from the fire service (and in the month she was inviting the Mummies and Daddies round for cake at the Royal Mews flat with NO DRIVE AND NO GARDEN)
Tell me more about the craft business.
There are so many who realise thatThe BTL comments on that Guardian recipe are classic. Some people were on to her already - back in 2014. Example: View attachment 1750700
You have no idea…Hang on, Jack was a food *columnist* for the Guardian? I thought she just wrote merail opinion pieces about life among the poors.
No.The frame doesn’t fit the photo and the photo isn’t straight.
Can’t she do anything right?
Yeah I always wonder if people think I'm an absolute prick with my liberal use of tender one.I've been wondering what 'my dear heart' was about. I'm contemplating grunking from day one but I think it would take me a year and a half.
She hasn't, because she doesn't know what the effects would be. She's never drank that amount. The only thing she has said about her claimed drinking days was that her liver was 'failing'. Which is just utter bullshit as people with failing livers are very unwell and in hospital, and many don't recover. She lies about some horrific things, absolutely sick in the head.Has she ever talked about long term effects of drinking 200 units a week? Other than looking like a cross between Rose West and Benny from Crossroads?
So Harold's parents either came out of her fanny or have been in it. Those are the only people she makes cakes forOh PS he also has parents that she made
If you had been, as she so charmingly puts it, “dogshit poor” and then were miraculously gifted a recipe column in the Guardian (we should assume this is a pretty well paid gig, right?), can you even fathom the levels of laziness, arrogance, and entitlement to put this untested shite out as a recipe?In fact, given she has pissed off and Instagram is boring AF, I might go back and look at her recipes and the hilarious comments for lols.
This one is particularly good. The commenters have actually worked the volumes she has used are bollocks and that’s on top of the fact that the recipe is disgusting.
Jack Monroe’s black pudding and carrot hash recipe
This is hangover food at its finest, especially when served with soft-boiled eggs and fried breadwww.theguardian.com
There was a girl at my school who had hair like that, everyone called her "helmet heid". With that in my mind I propose we refer to this Jack as helmet heid Jack or just helmet for short.Sorry if I've missed it but which Jack is this 'do'?
She claimed in that AWFUL happy baby podcast where she called her child “it” multiple times- said having a child was just like having a dog that the reason she’s “not very maternal” is because she came from a military family. Stupid dead eyed narc fucker.I suspect it’s a big Dave saying. It has dad energy.
J - boohoo I want to be in the RAF like my brother, it’s not fair!
BD- Well, you’re military round the edges, dear. You’re a girl but you’re also tough like a boy.
Also, she alluded to ‘lost pregnancies’ shortly after the split, which personally I found abhorrentHe is the “other half” who she breadcrumbed about from Jan-May (?) this year who she scrupulously avoiding giving a gendered pronoun to because god forbid she should lose one of her oppression points, but turned out to be a handsome, wealthy, middle-aged man who worked in finance. She bragged about “their” (his) giant car and how “deliciously ordinary” he was. He then ditched her very suddenly. According to our sources when he found out what a mega-crank and pathological liar she is.