Jack Monroe #431 Close your begs, woman!

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CHC have a code of conduct to allow them to cancel speakers:

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There are three main principles:
  • Those who attend CHC should behave in a responsible manner which will not bring the reputation of themselves, their own organisation, the housing association sector and/or CHC into disrepute
 
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Seeing her self-cancelling in real time is a lovely thing. Game over. You had a good run girl. Stop begging, lying, and chatting total wham, crack on with your slop schemes, go an live this best life you keep shouting about and stop trying to get rich via issues you know nothing about and do duck all to improve.
 
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I do think it's absolutely outrageous that they're attempting to monetise this.
It's so poorly thought out, why would or should anyone pay to see a guardian live book promotion from a columnist who hasn't contributed in over 6 months?
Unless there's gonna more articles, but didn't they bin her off?

As we’ve been denied a live Jack today and as we’ve had Singing Jack and Piano Jack on the thread. I feel it only right that we have Poetry Jack to complete the trifecta (and as we’ve traumatized the Music Teachers, it seems cruel to leave out the English Teachers)
*scrubs randomly*
"...popping out kids like piglets" 🤰🐖🐖🐖
 
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Seeing her self-cancelling in real time is a lovely thing. Game over. You had a good run girl. Stop begging, lying, and chatting total wham, crack on with your slop schemes, go an live this best life you keep shouting about and stop trying to get rich via issues you know nothing about and do duck all to improve.
And suspend Patreon! That is the first thing to do.
 
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Thanks to @auntylil for the post about matched betting! I read around and am £15 in profit this morning, with a bunch of free bets to place on the football over the coming days. Definitely read a couple of blog posts to get your head around it but it's a neat little thing. I'm making sure I'm careful and not doing any regular gambling.

If I manage to make a decent amount before Christmas, I'm going to use some of it to do a big essentials shop for my local foodbank.

You really do learn a lot here 😂
 
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GUTTED we've been denied a train chaos but hugely relieved for all the attendees that they don't have the excruciating discomfort of sitting through Jacks merailing whilst thinking What the actual duck?
As class is often a hot topic on here due to Jacks flip flopping appropriation nonsense, there's a nice piece in The Enabler this morning by that lovely Hayley off of Corrie about class & it's impact on opportunities in creative arts . I like the bit where she says that "My understanding of class was a Victorian model of toffs and chimney sweeps. We had a fridge and a car and enough food, so I didn’t feel “working class” at all." Always a fridge gets a mention! Anyway, its a good read & might interest other Fraus. (not sure if its ok to add links so its in today's guardian, which I still read despite myself, massive hypocrite that I am) x
 
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I’m another access course Frau and yes, I find her statements about dropping out of school into, what was it? “A never ending cycle of minimum wage jobs” or some tit, just ridiculous. I was mid-20s when I did my access course, having left school after GCSEs and pissing about not knowing what to do with myself (plus being hit with awful mental health issues). We had a huge age range on the course from 21 to 60s, all sorts of backgrounds. There was even support for those on benefits including zero tuition fees and childcare help, plus you could opt to do one year full time or do it in the evenings over two years. You needed to get a C or above in English and Maths, but if you didn’t have that, you could also do these alongside your course. There weren’t any other entry requirements at the time. Going to go a bit Jack and brag here - I ended up getting onto a highly competitive uni course and many of my friends from college have great careers now.

Of course, we all know why Jack wouldn’t go down this path. She’s bone idle and prefers to rage against the unfair universe rather than do a single thing to make her life better. She’d rather piss around with some free OU courses or MLM adjacent nutrition ‘degree’ than actually go through the education system because in her head she’s so much smarter than everyone else.
Yes to everything here. Access courses are made for people who are (educationally) like Jack. I actually originally applied for the pre access course, but got told as I already had GCSE English and maths (god alone knows how I scraped a C in the latter) I should go straight to access. A few people on my course were also doing English and maths along side access. It was hard to go back into education after so long, and I wasn’t sure if I’d be up to it, but you get a lot of support and I came out with a distinction. Ultimately Jack’s just a lazy git, and it’s easier to whine about people looking down on you for not having a degree (although I suspect that’s grossly over exaggerated) than do something about it.
 
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Thanks to @auntylil for the post about matched betting! I read around and am £15 in profit this morning, with a bunch of free bets to place on the football over the coming days. Definitely read a couple of blog posts to get your head around it but it's a neat little thing. I'm making sure I'm careful and not doing any regular gambling.

If I manage to make a decent amount before Christmas, I'm going to use some of it to do a big essentials shop for my local foodbank.

You really do learn a lot here 😂
Could you direct me to @auntylil's post please? I fancy a bit of a flutter.

Also, talking of betting, is it too early to put odds on the Guardian Live thing not happening?
 
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“What is this grift” needs come back as a thread title nomination one day 😂
 
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Could you direct me to @auntylil's post please? I fancy a bit of a flutter.

Also, talking of betting, is it too early to put odds on the Guardian Live thing not happening?
Just had a scroll back on my phone and can't find it but a general Google will lead to a couple of blog posts laying it all out. If anyone else could find it I'd appreciate it but obvs it's off topic so not wanting to clutter thread 😬
 
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Apols if it's already been discussed but I'm so angry at this.

First, comparing her son being looked after by his own father to being put in care is bad enough, but the highlighted part!!

The highlighted 'Blasé' comment from someone who was brought up with children in the care system shows so little humanity and empathy has genuinely sickened me. Even when my opinion of her was so low, she scrapes another level.

This alone should be enough to have her arse handed to her. I just don't have the words right now 🤬🤬🤬🤬


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Jack and her chip on her shoulder about education really grates my mushrooms. I’m 50, I had similar GCSE results to Jack, took a vocational BTEC rather than A levels and spent over twenty five years working backstage in theatre. Due to various circumstances I gave that up a few years ago and decided to try and see if I could go back to education. I took an access course at a local sixth form college and I’m now in the second year of my degree. There has never been anything stopping Jack from getting a degree if she put her mind to it, yet she acts like Borbora and co and her four and a half GCSEs slammed the door on education to her permanently and left her like the poor little match girl pressing her nose up against the window of higher education.
It's very unfair to compare your own very sensible life story against Jack's. She was snubbed by the very rich, chauffeur driven girls of Mallory Towers, I mean, the local Grammar, and there's just no coming back from that sort of trauma.
 
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