Is it not some kind of rearrangement of the unruly labia?
Jack Monroe #431 Close your begs, woman!
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Thankspaceyou. I sure hope you're right because it was making me think she had "something" down there
I suspect itās a big Dave saying. It has dad energy.
J - boohoo I want to be in the RAF like my brother, itās not fair!
BD- Well, youāre military round the edges, dear. Youāre a girl but youāre also tough like a boy.
Claim covidSame babe.
I'm contemplating breaking at least one leg badly, so I can just sit at home & grunk for weeks
She wanted to be paid to stay home
I can't stop thinking of the time it took to set up the shot. Ring light, tripods, the whole kaboosh. How many shots were taken, edited then filtered and THIS was the one that made her hit 'upload'.SameSorry.
Plus, I can practically hear my reproductive organs shrivelling up in disgust.
Dire.
Shampoo would be the perfect product for her to endorse
she does have very good hair if terrible haircuts. Goes to show genetics win over nutrition and substance abuse and little you can do to improve hair you are given.My fave bit was the emotional whispering bit at the end
She wanted to be paid to stay home
lingering honk!
#thatsnotherbra truther
Iām safe here in the mountains of the North, I think, or do you think should nip out to sure up Offaās Dyke? (not a euphemism)
She is a very good example of "it's not what you know, it's who you know".Pure gold, dear heart.Also interesting to see that ppl knew she couldn't cook for toffee back then. How did she manage to survive pretending to be a cook all these years?
Aaaand on that note, the Guardian are platforming her again I see, despite the current shitshow that is Jack and her reputation. Fucks sake, none so blind as those that will not see.
She was seven in 1995, which is 13 years after the first female firefighter in the country, and of course seven years after London's Burning started with the introduction of a female firefighter at the featured station.
Women in the Fire Service in Essex between 1918 and 2018
Interesting to note that in 2006, all but one of the 39 control room staff were female. Meanwhile there were 18 female firefighters, plus 7 retained - not many out of the total, but they clearly existed.
She claimed in that AWFUL happy baby podcast where she called her child āitā multiple times- said having a child was just like having a dog that the reason sheās ānot very maternalā is because she came from a military family. Stupid dead eyed narc fucker.
Bonus points for āNO! NO! I grew up with a revolving door of troubled children/spent a lot of my childhood parenting difficult childrenā re: not wanting kids of her own. SHE IS VILE. And her adenoidal whine is just is appalling to listen to.
ETA this is a GREAT resource for anyone tempted to start feeling sorry for her at any point
Blooooody hellā¦. that was so fecking weird. And the faux vulnerability is nauseatingā¦ especially when you see the mask slip at one point. Bizarre.
She resents alot of people as she feels she should have what they have without having to put any graft in.
Shes a typical lazy middle-class princess, who had to do without lots of cashios for a few months and couldnt live the lifestyle she was accustomed.
Your
Holiness, I will, just for you.
However I'm gonna need provisions so will pack my 40l Bergen (military round the edges) rucksack, pop on my cargo slacks, fill the pockets with cheap toffees then yomp to see the boss man at the corner shop for his best 2 for Ā£10 sauvignon blanc.
Bouuuuuulevarrrrrrd x
Looks like there have been technical issues on a previous GuardianLive event.
I may have been premature sounding my
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I may have been premature sounding my
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I am sitting here open mouthed and want to type summat of worth but all I have is a frig ton of swears and "babe sames" So I'm settling for emojiing the bejesus out of youse.
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