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[auntylil]

Pretty good... But I'm sticking with my own..

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Oh I already love yours!
Now feck off!

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

no she really did go for a roast dinner, she took a pic of it
thats her dad’s hand and his spenny watch, I mean what does she have to do to make you believe her, cut off his hand and send it to you? And you’d still be calling her a liar

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His hands look as filthy as hers.

 

[SnowyCal]

Here you go, it's from a tweet from a flying monkey and is unintentionally hilarious.

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Hahahahah thank you!

 

[NeoCortex]

Ooookaaay...
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So why is he talking like he is from South London?

 

[MavisBeacon]

29th August - was she too drunk to remember? View attachment 1588462

That was the lodger, non?

 

[Just Lou]

I was bored for ten minutes this afternoon so I designed some t-shirts. Available to nefarious ninnies for just £49.99 / $89.99 / 100 eur (sorry, don't know current exchange rate in as much as I'm too lazy to check). Cheap as chips, really.

Was thinking of a limited release for PARTY TIME in THREAD 400 (which could be any second now the way Monroe is acting!).

~ If you really do have a life, Jack Monroe, why not go live it? Because making a complete arse of yourself on Twatter definitely ISN'T living your best one, nor is it "socking it" to Borbora et al, who - rest assured - won't give a shit about you. IYKWIM. Go well, pal. ~

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Omg I really want one of these now but I can't choose!

 

[PeepholePringle]

Not yet @JustLou.
It was apparently something to wear

 

[Brian Butterfield]

More and more she comes across to me as someone with malignant narcissism, rather than straightforward NPD.

What's the difference NTB?

 

[House of Carbonara]

Pinkie sounds like her, her snark speaks volumes. Get a life pet. You're literally pathetic.

It does, doesn't it... I would bet money it is.

 

[Helena Handbasket]

Leaping right ahead to ask where the confused emoji is, because I swear by God and Sonny Jayzus I do not know what this squig means. I think I feel insulted for Scottish Highlanders?

Woooo! Block Jack block!!!

 

[Christina31]

And you’re all coming with me dear heart!

Yay!! So excited!

 

[ForgettyBetty]

Jack's putting her cat to bed. For some reason.

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Better call Saul - I'm crying!

 

[SnowyCal]

Can some kind soul please explain “warned” to me? I’ve tried to search back but alas, I’m still in the dark

 

[MissMarple10]

Oops, that's a *big* account with a fair reach...

I’m not sure about this, I follow the super one and I’ve got a feeling the author of tweet was pretty nasty to her/harassment etc a while ago, so I think him saying that is sarcasm or shit stirring

 

[Mendacious Trumpet]

They are both absolute bangers but I think it’s this…


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I did see that but thought it was too early? I still don't understand where the cut-off is, if there really is one.

 

[House of Carbonara]

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Oops, that's a *big* account with a fair reach...

 

[Christina31]

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Lol

Amazing!!