Inspired by Singer Jack, I made this.
I waive all rights to this, Jack, so feel free to make ‘art postcards’ out of it to give your patrons a reward for the first time in two bleeping years.
What an awkward meal that must have been. Big Dave sitting there still stunned after being the centre of a Twitter storm instigated by Jack, Content rampaging around, Jack snip snapping at everyone, Mum sobbing, younger siblings suddenly remembering they're eating "at a mates".What about her mums cats? Her mum loves her cats! I hope they're ok
When OH dumped her she also tweeted about men and women breaking her heart in equal measure.She nuzzled her ex-OH’s brother at Easter when she thought it was them. She described that same ex-OH as 6ft tall with a big car. The balance of probabilities suggests she isn’t mistaking a 6ft female for her brother.
ETA:
When OH dumped her, they told her she really needed to see a doctor. Jack then tweets this with a ‘boys in scrubs get to jump the queue’…
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Guess she’s seen my earlier post, then?! That’s just Laurie on a sofa, Jack. You’re so full of tit.
I know for a fact Jack Monroe was on the lesbian scene back in the day.Yup. She's turning into one of those. The yucky types everyone knows about and can't be trusted. I don't think she's ever been on the lesbian scene.
WARNED and added to the incident log.This photo, and @Feck profile pic are, to my mind, the two worse photos of Jack I’ve ever seen. I die inside every time I see this one.
HOW DID SHE NOT KNOW?
I hope he was wearing his medals.What an awkward meal that must have been. Big Dave sitting there still stunned after being the centre of a Twitter storm instigated by Jack, Content rampaging around, Jack snip snapping at everyone, Mum sobbing, younger siblings suddenly remembering they're eating "at a mates".
Oh well, grunk on dear ninnie…Grunking but dropping in to say - I miss Coops mate being deployed. Chaoses aren’t what they used to be.
didn’t she tweet that she was through with men, like a week ago? Or was that a parallel universe spin off from the JackoverseWhen OH dumped her she also tweeted about men and women breaking her heart in equal measure.
And sorry to quote myself, but she follows the second blue ticker lol.Fair play, finally someone that’ll just bleeping say it.
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You see, most of this tit could and would be avoided of she actually meant it when she said good night. She makes herself look like a complete muppet at times.
His hands look as filthy as hers.no she really did go for a roast dinner, she took a pic of it
thats her dad’s hand and his spenny watch, I mean what does she have to do to make you believe her, cut off his hand and send it to you? And you’d still be calling her a liar
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Fairly sure there are laws against misappropriation of funds - just saying
"Is it time to salute the Queen, yet?"I hope he was wearing his medals.
Omg I'm legit crying now.