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[ishant]

Trying to catch up but I learnt a new trick on TikTok today.
If you take a screenshot on an iPhone & try to draw on it, if you for example, want to circle something, draw your circle & hold down on the screen, it’ll make a perfect circle shape for you. Same with an arrow, draw your arrow, hold down & alas, perfectly straight arrow

holy duck

Ps. Jack has no shame

 

[fauxpoor]

If Jack is publicly, and often, tweeting about sexual relationships with men, then by continuing to describe herself as a lesbian she is reinforcing the idea that lesbianism is a choice that can be overcome by an attractive enough male

And as a lesbian it pisses my pumble!

 

[House of Carbonara]

I mean, you wanted a reaction though didn't you? You said so yourself.

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You don't say...

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I think that's the imaginary housemate rather than the imaginary boyfriend.

I think she crossed over and he LEFT and now shes all middle aged frustrated.

 

[Foxvint]

To be honest. I am actually shocked if the police are monitoring her sm page, because one of their requests is not to engage with the "bullies"
She actually goes as far as to ' bully' herself . The police frown on this as your actually becoming part of the problem.

If i were the police i would remove her devices and ask a family member to keep them as a welfare precaution. I am not sure how that would work legally but i would be seriously working towards that. She is unwell and needs help!

I used to follow a total crank on twitter who'd tweet really inflammatory things then double down and carry it on with people who'd turn up in her comments. She'd go the police crying misogynist abuse when they'd get nasty. 1 day she tweeted a pic of something they'd put to her in writing- at her insistence - as the conclusion to their 'investigation' again, something she'd insisted on- stating they advised her to stay off SM and that she was potentially liable to prosecution under the same laws she was attempting to use against others. She was outraged, it was hilarious. Jack all over. These ppl never think whats good for the goose is good for the gander.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

LOL like she would ever be offered. And like she wouldn't jump at the chance.

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[hiyaaaacath]

Has any of Jacks family got twitter, do we know? Because WHY isn’t anyone stepping in and stopping her from continuing this absolute shitshow? My brothers would relentlessly rip me till the day I died if I ever behaved this cringe on social media.
RELENTLESSLY

 

[Foxvint]

Its Sunday night, peak engagement time so here comes a boo hoo

 

[Nonah]

WHHHHYYYYY? Why does she retweet her own tweets? I don't know anyone who does that unless it's say for a missing person.

This has given me the giggles

 

[Helena Handbasket]

So hang on. She’s saying she gets thousands of these comments, tweets, direct messages and emails every day?

One of them actually told her to see a dr. That says it all.

Personal kind of hecking adorable?

 

[Bugger13]

Oh dear. The awakening continues. Good to see some people with integrity in the comments club.

 

[MavisBeacon]

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That was the lodger, non?

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

Vintage Fraus, how does this compare to other chaoses? Is this a chaos? Where does it rank on the Richter Scale of the last few years?

This is top tier, peak chaos with a side portion of chaoses.

I speak for all vintage fraus, I believe, by saying Next Level, Never Seen Before, Bin Fire Choas Level 344.

 

[Lazarus]

If his dad has any sense he will have given SB his surname rather than "Mothership Mammapapa" or whatevs she named him

I’m sure it’s been said already, but she changed his name without his dad knowing about it.

 

[Squishy101]

I just don’t understand why she can never, ever just say ‘hands up, I was wrong about this’ ever. She always has to bang on and on with her little arguments on Twitter. Her son will be in therapy for a long long time discussing why his mother always chose her phone unless she was making a 3 bean custard and celery tart.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Oh God, the Rachel Doleszal tweets… feel sorry for her. These squigs are way better at this than you Jack.
PS point being they’re taking the piss about her being the RD of poverty

She’s so mortifying. Is it possible she’s never heard of, or if she had she’s forgotten about Rachel Dolezal? It’s embarrassing how ill informed and plain idiotic she betrays herself as being on a daily basis

 

[That Forensic Man]

To put this into context Jack, if THAT MAN had tweeted 'phwoar isn't Zara looking hot these days standing by that coffin, I'd do her in a flash' he would rightly be cancelled and never work again.

It doesn't matter that he is royal or not, he is a human grieving a loss!

(I feel sick typing that, and she did it from her own brain. JFC).

People are actually dropping her over it

 

[Veronicaaa]

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Catastrophically embarrassing as thread title suggestion.

Quoting myself because I suggested this too early in the thread so here it is again. Thread title suggestion - Jack Monroe: Catastrophically embarrassing.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Oh vlad…… not now!

 

[Just Lou]

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Everyone replying to this have clearly not been paying attention at all, or even bothered to check her timeline

So here's a thought. Log off. Permanently. Or at least until you get the help you need which won't happen because you don't think you need it.