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[Veronicaaa]

Uh oh. Damage limitation in the comments club

 

[jenny2603]

 

[House of Carbonara]

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ETA - hooo boy


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How about - your (present & future) employers can read your tweets, you fool! Who do you think will be stupid enough to want to hire you? Ffs.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Calling him 'Burger Boy' was a bit of a clue

It's those tricksy words again. When the squig said 'partner' they meant 'person you were in an exclusive relationship with' - what Jack means is I'VE SHAGGED LOADS OF PEOPLE SINCE JUNE HA HA SUCKS TO BE YOU.

And they've all dumped her. I wonder why?

 

[PeepholePringle]

Can't be arsed to reverse grunk (even though I'm not BUSY or EXHAUSTED) but I recall tweets shared on here where talks about falling in love with one of her best friends and calls them "he" in the replies.
Not policing anyone's sexuality mind! Don't send the Po Po over here!

 

[FrumpyCat]

Oh God, the Rachel Doleszal tweets… feel sorry for her. These squigs are way better at this than you Jack.
PS point being they’re taking the piss about her being the RD of poverty

oh god - someone explain satire to Jack.

 

[AndrewsDaddy]

duck off Jack you gaslighting cowbag. We know Old Harold was a man.

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29th August - was she too drunk to remember?

 

[Onestorytoomany]

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Yeah Jack, nobody’s buying your “have to live with myself” bollox. EVERYONE knows you believe yourself to be absolutely wonderful and practically perfect in every way. You posted this just a few months ago, remember. And just this past week you voluntarily chose to bestow both your cooter and your caterwauling on the world.
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Not half as sorry as those (ex) partners are, Jack. There’s a reason they all LEFT and it sure as tit isn’t because you’re “heckin adorable” or ‘aware that you’re a cringe person’.

One of them actually told her to see a dr. That says it all.

 

[alphaspagbol]

What in the Georgia church suppers is milky macaroni pudding? That has to be a troll

It’s a thing. Never had it but I’ve seen the macaroni pudding

tins

 

[Bugger13]

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I think that was the lodger

 

[sleepingsatellite]

The ruler tool on snip & sketch, someone else mentioned it recently and I just had a go

@Brian Butterfield Here’s a similar hack for the iPhones, might work for Macs? DM link though https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/...w-perfect-shapes-photographs-screenshots.html

 

[CEB1980]

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isnt that the housemate?
i dunno, I’ve lost track

 

[PeepholePringle]

You can rinse the milk and sugar off the tinned macaroni to make a delicious cacky peepee

 

[SnowyCal]

Can some kind soul please explain “warned” to me? I’ve tried to search back but alas, I’m still in the dark

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

She needs a bleeping exorcism, not therapy.

 

[jenny2603]

One of them actually told her to see a dr. That says it all.

That was Old Harold.

I miss Harold so much.

 

[Veronicaaa]

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I think that's the imaginary housemate rather than the imaginary boyfriend.

 

[Just Lou]

Not sure if anyone else has answered asI struggle keeping up lol!

I’ve got a half GCSE, in RE. They were a short course version that were a thing in the early/mid 00s.

That n

I think she retweeted this a second time.

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Honestly, looking at her sarky comebacks to squigs, it's not had the usual flying monkey effect she's after. I think she's getting desperate.

Edit: saying that, there's still plenty of flying monkey action about. It's just not shutting people up.

WHHHHYYYYY? Why does she retweet her own tweets? I don't know anyone who does that unless it's say for a missing person.

 

[fauxpoor]

I came out in my late 30s and bullshit like this really encourages all the twats who tell me it’s just because I haven’t met the right man yet.

same babes xx

 

[jenny2603]

Can some kind soul please explain “warned” to me? I’ve tried to search back but alas, I’m still in the dark

It was a flying monkey having a go at someone for criticising Jack who ended their tweet rant with the word WARNED, which we found quite funny. I would tell you where to find it as it is quite recent but a lot has happened lately and I'm not sure where to start. It feels like about 10 threads back but might only be 3 or 4.