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[CEB1980]

Actually who knows, it seems there’s a lot of work goes into them

 

[AyiaKnacker]

Grated courgette pancake. This is better than stale bread crusts in fennel, beans rinsed and obliterated and sardines and sultanas on cold pasta. I think someone suggested a cook off and that is a very good idea.

Please, for the love of all that is holy, say that’s not a real recipe

No, I have the same half GCSE in RE. It was mandatory and the bare minimum schools could get away with.

Ah, cheers. This must have been between me doing GCSEs and my kids doing them.

 

[NeoCortex]

Pink is suspected sock. It's either weird fans or Jack herself trying to bait people into wishing harm on her.

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Deffo types like her. You'd think she'd type with a regional accent

 

[Helena Handbasket]

Said this the other day when Stephanie Y gently, softly reminded her of colonialism but black Twitter dragging Jack will be the end. The only thing she can’t pretend to be is black so she doesn’t have a way out of any rows with them & they’ll see straight through her “my black brother” shite.

Ffs is this her take

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This is my favourite thing. My precious.

 

[TheUnknownStuntman]

I would be difficult, too many people would recognise her and want to sidle up to her to whisper into her lil dormouse ear 'thanks for all you do' and she wouldn't want to take the attention away from Her Maj as it's really her special time, not Jack's.

hmmmmm you’re right of course, my bad and of course, the accessible queue was closed early.

 

[houseofhoop]

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Beg to differ hun x

She’s not though, cos she never had one in the first place.

 

[ForgettyBetty]

I think Jack is confusing libel with slander. With a 100% success rate for suing people you would have thought she would know the difference.

All criticism is interchangeable

 

[MoistenedGussets]

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Twitter is trolling smol pixie.

That's weird cause I get:

 

[House of Carbonara]

I mean, you wanted a reaction though didn't you? You said so yourself.

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You don't say...

 

[mackjonroe]

Was just on twitter there and saw an interaction between two blue ticks who were slagging her off through the medium of subtweets.

I have screenshot the interaction but tonight is the first night I am actually holding back from posting here as I know she reads here and I actually do think she's close to the edge.

Sorry for the pointless post

Would you mind ever so much telling us who the blue ticks are?

 

[Christina31]

50 minutes ago last one.
When she looked a bit dim about Burnside...

All that lying must be exhausting!

 

[House of Carbonara]

Red is our favourite academic. Also look I can now squiggle in a straight line!

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Soooo.... is this part of the smear campaign or a spontaneous response to the ridiculous tweets? Enquiring minds need to know.

 

[NeoCortex]

Let's not forget June.
Jack would like June a lot, ticks a lot of boxes

Was a bit partial to detective Kate Spears. Till they blew her up

 

[ClaretFairy]

Ok, but the question remains, how on earth do you get half a GCSE? Do they not only come in whole numbers?

Not sure if anyone else has answered asI struggle keeping up lol!

I’ve got a half GCSE, in RE. They were a short course version that were a thing in the early/mid 00s.

 

[FrumpyCat]

Anyone remember Bonsai Kitten scam in the early days of the internet.....no...just me...anyway..

I remember that. Kittens in glass bottles.

 

[auntylil]

I’m not really understanding that whole timeline/story arc.

Me neither, need it explaining by someone in the know! I hate not knowing!

Anyone?

So I’ve had to actually leave the house today and socialise and I’ve missed LOADS. She’s is the gift grift that just keeps on giving.

Fixed that for you!

 

[Lazarus]

Honestly I had to concentrate so hard on BCS. Every episode taken in isolation towards the end because I had no idea who was who. How she can watch and tweet is beyond me.

 

[Helena Handbasket]

I should go to bed I have a funeral at 11am tomorrow. No not that one, and it’s 95 miles away. But I’m having a small gin and watching (it’s on in the background ) This Country. What a day. Has Jack finally gone to bed?

Love This Country! So so good.
ETA - I also meant to say lots of love for tomorrow

 

[sleepingsatellite]

The ruler tool on snip & sketch, someone else mentioned it recently and I just had a go

@Brian Butterfield Here’s a similar hack for the iPhones, might work for Macs? DM link though https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/...w-perfect-shapes-photographs-screenshots.html

 

[Walkdengirl]

Ok, but the question remains, how on earth do you get half a GCSE? Do they not only come in whole numbers?

I'm so far behind that I'm sure this has been answered. You could do short course RE and get half a GCSE