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[FrankReagan]

The current chaos is better than even early season housewives

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

yeah, the professor in that adjacent conversation is a loud and powerful voice. Big trouble for anyone who pisses her off.

interesting that there‘s a significant amount of dissent against Jack right now from people who identify as queer / non binary, which undermines her standard claim that her enemies are transphobes

Hint please

 

[Just Lou]

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Yeah Jack, nobody’s buying your “have to live with myself” bollox. EVERYONE knows you believe yourself to be absolutely wonderful and practically perfect in every way. You posted this just a few months ago, remember. And just this past week you voluntarily chose to bestow both your cooter and your caterwauling on the world.
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Also,
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Not half as sorry as those (ex) partners are, Jack. There’s a reason they all LEFT and it sure as shit isn’t because you’re “heckin adorable” or ‘aware that you’re a cringe person’.

Just to say thank(space)you. I was looking for this tweet recently and couldn't find it as I'm pretty sure some time this week she said this was her professional account.

 

[Hold my beans]

What?! I didn't think that was possible for one and by her own admission he's a good dad and all round good bloke so why the fuck would you do that?!

Legally impossible without both involved parent's permission so more lies.

 

[Lazarus]

What?! I didn't think that was possible for one and by her own admission he's a good dad and all round good bloke so why the fuck would you do that?!

Early 2013 he posted about it. Big priorities during the poverty…

 

[Just Lou]

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What career?

 

[FrankReagan]

There are a lot of fraus thirsty for Gene Hunt. Including
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Too short. Love you Gene.

 

[FrumpyCat]

Legally impossible without both involved parent's permission so more lies.

Jack could change his 'known as' name, but not his legal name - I am assuming dad has pr.

 

[fauxpoor]

Did the embassy say no

I hope so as I am heading over there very soon.
Not giving out flight details for fear of

 

[Georgia C. Suppers]

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I think that was about her house mate. She was talking about Burger Boy (‘he’) at around the same time though.

ETA: I did a chaos

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Whats happens to those of us* (me) who dont exist on sm?

 

[Lurkingandlaughing]

Anyone remember Bonsai Kitten scam in the early days of the internet.....no...just me...anyway..

Or the actual dead cat/kitten. That's what brought me here.

 

[Tabitha D]

No way did she not know about Harry’s brush with racism in the past. Absolute lie, I’d bet my last quid on it. The quote tweets are good.

That second tweet in particular is a zinger. It hits the nail right on the head.

 

[SpudYouHate]

She has ZERO life outside of Twitter. Completely obsessed with it.

ETA

Her Tweeting rate is up 35.7% over the last 30 days

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That graph er... thing looks like I imagine Jack's brain on twitter looks like, somehow. Sorry if nonsense.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Ooh, it's the Minute's Silence.

Will she stop tweeting?

 

[FrankReagan]

This really bugged me when I seen it last thread but the 6 cup salad…. It only has 5 cups. It’s really upset my day so it has

It’s a miracle recipe?

(no offence meant to religious Fraus x)

 

[Fruitjack]

This blue tick's getting a bit of a pasting by the leftist shitposters

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Ha, Georgie Bingham is dreadful.

 

[Just Lou]

Ooh, it's the Minute's Silence.

Will she stop tweeting?

It was an hour ago at 8pm.

 

[ForgettyBetty]

My Greek OH makes tagliatelle boiled in milk with sugar. It's actually not disgusting at all.

Wheat is wheat. I never had macaroni/tagliatelle pudding but imagine it's exactly the same a semolina pudding, only not smooth.

 

[Helena Handbasket]

Grunking but dropping in to say - I miss Coops mate being deployed. Chaoses aren’t what they used to be.

Oh well, grunk on dear ninnie…