Jack Monroe #268 May I ask where you work?

[Nonnymouse]

 

[Pocahontas]

I’d say no more screenshots of that account from now on. It’s pretty clear it’s not Jack. Just because once upon a time she boasted about socks doesn’t mean it’s still the case now, or that it was true then that she had 9, or whatever the number is. She exaggerates and lies about most other things. I know it would be fun to see if there was another Peeky Mink but it’s best to stick to what we definitely know is Jack.

We’re not here to provide air time to Twitter accounts that are negative about the thread or the site. Let them shout away, they’re not the first and they definitely won’t be the last. Soz!

 

[Lazarus]

What? A lampshade….

Mine have holes in them for lightbulbs. Are mine super unusual and weird

The bottom layer looks like she’s flung water into a stale ashtray and left it for an hour

 

[Sideboard Bob]

She doesn’t even read our nonsense!

 

[SweetTransvestite]

This Morning are doing a section on slashing your supermarket bill. All about yellow stickers. Alice Beer is doing it. I think Jack was busy.

"a bit hard work"
As my wee granny would say (but she can't as she's currently DEAD at the moment) "Dinnae fash yersel hen, her bum’s oot the windae"

 

[jenny2603]

No Squig, there is no transparency at all. Any normal fundraiser would be keen to let everyone know how much they'd raised and what was happening but Jack is a maverick and does not play by the rules and she also doesn't get results.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

GoHenry The Eighth.

 

[colouredlines]

Yours for the price of 2 weeks' shopping. Looks great with hats.

 

[jenny2603]

Can we just collectively spare a thought for the guest who thought they could dodge a course by saying they didn't like trifle only to be landed with crumble instead.

 

[colouredlines]

I for one will be monetising my obsessive hatred by launching a range of t-shirts. Slogans include:

SOUTHEND SLOP SLINGER
MACRO MEANS BIG
APOSTROPHES DENOTE POSSESSION OR CONTRACTION
HEAT THE OIL FIRST YOU IDIOT
JACK MONROE SHITS IN BAGS

All profits will be donated to a charity I choose not to name, because I want to protect them from this hellsite full of mendacious bullies etc.

 

[SweetTransvestite]

"Fell down the stairs this morning. Fortunately I had a soft landing"

 

[Veronicaaa]

No one was angered, Jack.

 

[Jay-cloth Cow]

OT but my friend dated a guy who ghosted her when he got gout. We think it's because she sang that 'Henry the 8th I am' song at him down the phone when he told her but I personally think his leg fell off.

 

[BlendedSlop]

Hi Jack, here's a sandwich for you

 

[colouredlines]

That feeling when you have to meet a word count but can't figure out how, so you say "oh fuck it" and write the same paragraph twice with minor wording changes.

 

[Orphan_Black]

I don't have a clue about but this tweet made me giggle. Coming soon; gouty Jack.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Cabal: reaches out to TT and charity commission to point out Jack hasn’t donated £10,000 as promised
Jack: fraus hate me cos I spray trifles gold

 

[Nottonightbabe]

No one was angered, Jack.

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[BubbleDuck]

She has totally done the trifle debacle to shove all the Trussell Trust donation stuff out of view.

I’m ever more of the belief that Jack didn’t raise anywhere near £10k and is thinking of a way to save face and backtrack. We don’t care babe, just admit you made a mistake and donate them what you did make, along with receipts of everything.

My nomination would be “gold spray…..on a trifle’ said in the voice of Old Chief. Fuck me I’d pay to be a fly on the wall when Big Dave walks in and sees what she done. Can you imagine? It’ll be like David Brent when he does the training seminar and laughs on cue

 

[BubbleDuck]

Why does everything have to be haunted? Haunted coat rack, haunted bird app...

The shitty bungalow is full of the lingering honk spirits of slop gone by