Jack Monroe #268 May I ask where you work?

[JeanBurns76]

Ha, in the film I think I’d cast Tracy Ann Oberman as she looked in Toast of London as landlady. I think she’s a total glamourpuss but world weary with “what’s that idiot doing now” View attachment 1124307

Christ, put a spoiler on that old trout please, I just vomited me Tuna Salad up! I despise that woman! Although, different story altogether than Jackanory

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

Aw I see Tom Doorley is in her replies, telling her to keep angering that corner of the internet.

As Marco Pierre White said about Tom, he would do anything for a small cheque

i thought that name sounded familiar.. isn't there a folk song that goes hang down your head Tom Dooley hang down your head and cry?

 

[Vanelope]

No one was angered, Jack.

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It looked brown… that’s why I was confused.
Still does

 

[Shawads]

This!

(I am joking)

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ETA - (It has been deleted)

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Ugh for some reason that sounds kinda creepy sexual. Thank god she deleted it.

 

[Captainmouse]

9 year old me would only ever eat plain cheese sandwiches. Now, what's the story with the charity t-shirt money?

Why 9? Sb is 11

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

why have I been blocked from replying to Jack? I literally have never looked at her twitter til now

Think Jack has to be following you.

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

@Shawads I thought I was the only person to have made 100s & 1000s sandwiches! I would sometimes switch it up to pure sugar sandwiches, or even add golden syrup. How I didn’t end up with diabetes by 12, I’ll never know! If only my mum had offered me bacteria laden, soggy, snout and germy salad sandwiches instead.

oh gosh no in Holland they have them on crispbread thingies... usually just the choc vermicelli ones tho

 

[Nottonightbabe]

why have I been blocked from replying to Jack? I literally have never looked at her twitter til now

Is it just where she's limited who can reply?

 

[Captainmouse]

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How about this one, Jack?

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maybe the alternative is something in a 'flask'

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

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I read this as Goo Dies..

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Has she deleted her wan little bowl of retaliation?

I still see it!

 

[StringyMango]

@panda-eyes
Hard same re Moomins

 

[Captainmouse]

Didn't she boast that she'd created an alcohol free kombucha? Am sure she said she had tested the alcoholic content and something about Mark Wright. Hmmm.

Think it might have been spencer Mathews

 

[jenny2603]

She vapes. She's smoked for years. Might be worth her taking that into account.

I didn't know Jack was a smoker/vaper.

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

Have you been watching the Apprentice? First time f....dies


Glad she can self diagnose herself. All that studying of orthopaedics has clearly paid off!

nope.. don't watch tv except the odd foreign drama on BBC4

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

10,000 is a very specific number. Almost as if she's alluding to something that shares that exact figure and knows it'll rile a "weird little hostile corner of the Internet."

And it seems like every single tweet now mentions (but doesn't actually mention) Tattle, even though she hasn't read here for ages and doesn't care what people here think.

Guess she's literally running on spite and J1g these days. Sad! Hope the special people enjoy their trifle while she wangs on for two hours about how mean people are for expecting her to be honest with her followers and honour her commitments (but she definitely, 100% isn't bothered).

Should I be slightly offended at your choice of gif?
Love Lydia x

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

can't catch it from last thread. but thank you @Knit one Pearl one

that's... weird

Very, but then again, that tweeter is.

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

Please turn up at my door Jacksie

thats not likely.. even my partner doesn't