Jack Monroe #268 May I ask where you work?

[Valiofthedolls]

I see her more as a Dot, smoking and checking on Tattle/Twitter to find out the latest goss...

Ha, in the film I think I’d cast Tracy Ann Oberman as she looked in Toast of London as landlady. I think she’s a total glamourpuss but world weary with “what’s that idiot doing now”

 

[HotesTilaire]

10 days since Jack should have received the payment from Tee Mill for the crappy clothing.
Even years ago when I was but a smol pixie it wouldn't have taken that long to transfer money over. If I was in any was associated with Jack I'd be shuffling quietly away by now!

OMG that’s it! Joe Lycett absolutely COULD take Jack on!

 

[L3moning]

Sorry Don't worry though, that one's only a toy one. The real ones have sharper teeth and claws.

And shotguns

Spoiler: Moomin

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

She’s awake and chipper today. Must have got a ride yesterday

 

[jenny2603]

She’s awake and chipper today. Must have got a ride yesterday View attachment 1124320

Probably just on a high from smuggling the special people out of the crappy Bungalow without Evil Landlady seeing them.

 

[SmillieKylie]

Has Jack Monroe of Twitter fame paid the trussel trust the charity money that is sitting in her bank account?

I know this joke/meme has been done to death, but it always makes me laugh, so always worth a post again, and it’s so Jack ……

 

[L3moning]

She’s awake and chipper today. Must have got a ride yesterday View attachment 1124320

Because everything reminds me of a song (especially random mid 2000s songs like this):

 

[Hollaaa]

And shotguns

Spoiler: Moomin

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Not the worst use of a frying pan I've seen on these threads.

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

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I read this as Goo Dies..

 

[kachoochoo]

there's been a jaccident. hope it doesn't affect the aneurysm

 

[MooBelle]

Not the worst use of a frying pan I've seen on these threads.

Is post #508 too early for a thread title nom?

there's been a jaccident. hope it doesn't affect the aneurysm

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[Elastoblast]

I read this as Goo Dies..

Have you been watching the Apprentice? First time f....dies

there's been a jaccident. hope it doesn't affect the aneurysm

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Glad she can self diagnose herself. All that studying of orthopaedics has clearly paid off!

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

She must be on deadline.

 

[SweetTransvestite]

"Fell down the stairs this morning. Fortunately I had a soft landing"

 

[KebabGirl]

As a Frau who has dislocated a shoulder more than once, I am impressed at popping a knee cap back in. Although I just Googled it and the NHS say it's not usually serious. Is this a precursor to not missing important deadlines or meetings?

Spoiler: Petty France

Last time I was there for work , I went to the ladies after the meeting to discover my trouser zip had been undone all that time. If any of you / your nearest & dearest saw me, I apologize for any distress caused

 

[A1990]

there's been a jaccident. hope it doesn't affect the aneurysm

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Probably shouldn't have unscrewed the bulbs on the landing...

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Pocahontas]

Wow, popping her own dislocated kneecap back in. What a superhuman feat. I guess only the special sort of people, those who were able to eyeball their own c section, are able to do this. Must be all the fish and bollocks!

 

[kachoochoo]

she's COMPLETELY FINE

 

[Pocahontas]

she's COMPLETELY FINE

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‘Bit out a chunk of my lip as I popped it back in’
Okay, sure.