Jack Monroe #268 May I ask where you work?

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It's really bad, isn't it? Like, badly written, little or no research - even the link they've used to 'prove' her point about the upswing in respiratory illnesses says nothing about damp accommodation, it says it's about air pollution.

It's really badly written. Take this, for example:

The TT's stats show that ALMOST half the people using its services are in debt to the DWP: https://www.disabilityrightsuk.org/...ferred-trussell-trust-food-banks-are-debt-dwp

So first Jack confuses more than and less than, then she draws a causal link which the TT does not. Being in debt to the DWP and using a foodbank is not the same as having to use a foodbank because you are in debt to the DWP. This kind of direct causal link is very, very hard to prove.

As always, her journalism is as sloppy as her cooking.

 

[jenny2603]

Health chiefs and drug abuse agencies in Essex are warning users to beware of a new designer drug which has been implicated in the injury of a number of people.

In March 2022 an elderly man was brought into hospital after being found laughing hysterically and unable to communicate beyond repeating the words "Our Jack" and "gold trifle". Police believe that these are street names for a potent new designer drug. It is not clear at this stage what kind of drug this is but police believe it may be a powerful new hallucinogenic and investigations are ongoing. A raid has been carried out on the premises where the man is believed to have ingested the drug and police have removed a number of items for analysis. No arrests have been made at this stage.

Public Health Essex have issued an advisory notice, shared only with partner agencies and staff working with drug users and addicts, regarding reports of "Our Jack" and "Gold Trifle" circulating in the Southend area and have advised anyone who id offered the drug not to ingest the unknown substance.

Users reported that 'Our Jack' and 'Gold Trifle' had caused them to become hysterical and left them feeling "a bit like a champagne owl" but claimed not to be able to remember anything else afterwards.

 

[jenny2603]

Might have to sign out for a bit lads, just broke my hand punching a wall in a terrible rage after seeing she'd sprayed the trifle gold.

Here is a selfie. Behold my rage.

 

[sleepisforwimps]

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This makes me exceptionally angry. I don't get to pick and choose when I am disabled and add it to my Twitter bio, I am disabled all. the. time.

 

[Lazarus]

When I was searching for the trifle in a lamp yesterday I seen this and honestly it knocked me sick. So in case she needs a reminder:

firstly, the sandwiches would have most likely fallen apart in a child’s bag if that’s how loosely they were wrapped;
Secondly, imagine feeding that cooking bacon to your only child?
and finally, my favourite sandwich would be a £5,000 pound note sandwiched between two lightly buttered £2,500 notes.
To the wanker who said roast beef with English mustard and horseradish - what 9 year old wants that?!

 

[Veronicaaa]

Why would you make a sandwich for yourself the night before, in order to eat for lunch the next day, in your own home. Why would you do that?

 

[Yel]

So jack won't name tattle, she'll just vague bait that'll lead people to googling then clicking through and boosting tattle up the rankings

 

[Lazarus]

We’re living rent free in Jack’s head and Jack’s living rent free in her landlady’s house.
You could not make it up.

 

[jenny2603]

No one was angered, Jack.

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It must be an absolute HOOT when Jack gets together with her family. Her dad rolling about laughing " Our Jack sprayed the trifle gold- OMG my sides, my sides". I don't think I'd be able to take the pace.

 

[jenny2603]

Why does she think a picture of her outside No.10 looking like a competition winner makes people angry? Personally I thought it was nice she got the chance to mix with other people who are as self-serving and dishonest as she is. Not being the worst person in the room once in a while might be good for her self esteem.

Anyway I've decided she's being considered for Loose Women and would like to know if making unruly labia jokes in this context would be a red card?

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

*spraying Sunday dessert with liquid shit to own Tattle*
I’M THE HAPPIEST I’VE EVER BEEN MOISTURISED UNBOTHERED STAYING IN MY LANE TOOT TOOT.

Ok, hun.

 

[SweetTransvestite]

She's written something. And now we know why she's suddenly claiming that both she and SB have respiratory illnesses.

The UK government is balancing its books on the backs of the poor | Jack Monroe

The Conservatives’ economic policy has failed its duty of care to those living in poverty

www.theguardian.com

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-Cold, damp housing?
-Lowest incomes?
Jesus wept, stop. The misappropriation is off the frigging scale here.
NO ONE IS FORCING YOU TO LIVE THERE YOU FUCKING CLOWN.
Why doesn't she try stepping out her own orbit for a while and realise how fortunate she is to live in a safe home with 4 walls and a roof?
I'm sorry for the language guys but, I just can't with this shameless cunt.

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

Absolute lol @ tweeting into the void about us “screeching” while stanning for someone with purported mental health problems by flinging out phrases like “nutjobs”, “freaks”, “weirdos”. Yeah your concern and compassion for others is totally evident many social justice.

Gotta admire the hypocrisy of the stans. Anyway thanks for tweeting the links to your 0 followers, sir. Jack will love that as she famously wants people to see the receipts.

 

[kachoochoo]

there's been a jaccident. hope it doesn't affect the aneurysm

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

I find it funny and pitiful that she modifies her cooking to 'annoy' people she doesn't know on the internet. Fancy cooking for guests with anger and retaliation in your heart! It's really warped.

 

[kachoochoo]

I'm sure jack's having a lovely day with her trifle and special friends

 

[Professor Slop]

Well OK, maybe not the most, there have been some true whoppers.... but still

 

[ChickenPorridge]

So she just made the same, regular old trifle again? Ignored everything that "10,000" people said? Standard!

Side note - the gold spray didn't anger us, it was more 'why the f is she spraying everything gold'. Trifle, shortbread fingers, hot chocolates, chainsaw desserts. It was weird, Jack.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

She's written something. And now we know why she's suddenly claiming that both she and SB have respiratory illnesses.

The UK government is balancing its books on the backs of the poor | Jack Monroe

The Conservatives’ economic policy has failed its duty of care to those living in poverty

www.theguardian.com

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It’s truly wild that the daughter of a serial landlord & granddaughter of a slum landlord vacuuming housing benefits is allowed to write about this stuff with absolutely no disclosure? It’s the UK’s unregulated hellscape of a rental market that allows these horrible LLs to get away with making people seriously unwell. Your family have profited off this problem for at least 2 generations??? Self awareness who?

 

[Alansbigplate]

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OH MY GOD EGG MAYO AND CUT INTO TRIANGLES YOU BORING TWAT