Jack Monroe #268 May I ask where you work?

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Guys, it’s not Jack. Jack loooves Twitter and knows that a locked account tweeting to nobody is a waste of precious, delicious dopamine. Jack stans are a cut above and this person is overly invested and thinks they’re being clever. Anyhow, at this point it’s a private account and will go away if it’s denied the attention.

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

why have I been blocked from replying to Jack? I literally have never looked at her twitter til now

 

[Nottonightbabe]

why have I been blocked from replying to Jack? I literally have never looked at her twitter til now

Is it just where she's limited who can reply?

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

why have I been blocked from replying to Jack? I literally have never looked at her twitter til now

The j1G is probably out in force tonight.

 

[jenny2603]

why have I been blocked from replying to Jack? I literally have never looked at her twitter til now

You've probably liked something or followed someone who has displeased her. That's how I got rumbled.

 

[kachoochoo]

I know you're being sarcastic but also <sighs deeply>

ah, back when 20 mayfair were £3.99 and you'd get 10 Berkeley menthol for £1.99 to be fancy on a night out

 

[Eurgh]

why have I been blocked from replying to Jack? I literally have never looked at her twitter til now

Maybe she’s triangulated your IP address (this lie that influencers spread explained here) to your front door. She’s done it before apparently….

 

[Lazarus]

The moon landings, the death of Lady Di, the day channel 5 launched and now we can add the night we thought Jack was bating us through a account, but it turned out just to be a middle-aged man wanking into a sock in his mums box room with nothing else to do with his time.

 

[Veronicaaa]

ah, back when 20 mayfair were £3.99 and you'd get 10 Berkeley menthol for £1.99 to be fancy on a night out

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

Just had this RTed onto my Twitter feed and thought of wee Jockstrap Munro and her spiritual home.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Just had this RTed onto my Twitter feed and thought of wee Jockstrap Munro and her spiritual home.

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They made a huge mistake in not crossing out the old fella's face. BINGO!

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

why have I been blocked from replying to Jack? I literally have never looked at her twitter til now

Think Jack has to be following you.

 

[Pavlova]

Maybe she’s triangulated your IP address (this lie that influencers spread explained here) to your front door. She’s done it before apparently….

Please turn up at my door Jacksie

 

[kachoochoo]

can't catch it from last thread. but thank you @Knit one Pearl one

that's... weird

 

[allybongo]

Just grating my corned beef and marking my spot….

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

Please turn up at my door Jacksie

thats not likely.. even my partner doesn't

 

[kachoochoo]

well, they've deleted it from their bio now. not that my nocturnal activities are any of their bleeping business!

I could charge good money for wetting people's beds!

 

[Wooh]

First rule of frugality of budget and resources: fruit in season. Strawberries in trifle in March?

 

[jenny2603]

First rule of frugality of budget and resources: fruit in season. Strawberries in trifle in March?

They'll be tinned, if such a horror exists.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Honestly, what the hell is going on. Today I've been BUSY and everytime I come on here there is chaos.

What is with the weird Twitter person.

Anyhoo. If she cooks fish and trifle tomorrow I will be