Jack Monroe #268 May I ask where you work?

[Lazarus]

So has she got a block of jaggery in the cupboard or did she give it away? Or am I reading this wrong?

I think she was simply getting a semi-truth and a white lie mixed up here and forgot what she’d literally just typed.

I went to a very nice vegetarian Indian restaurant at the weekend. One of the Gujarati dishes on the menu had jaggery in; I must admit I’d never heard of it before then.
so Jack, if you’re still reading here, and if you actually do have some leftover jaggery, here’s the details of the dish. I suppose you could change it round and have a tin of tomatoes with a pinch of cumin (they’ve been vague in their description of the spices so it seems only fair) and just add the jaggery for a similar taste.
*Kaju Karela (V) (N)
Crunchy fried bitter gourd tossed with jaggery, poppy seeds, cashew nuts and special spices

ETA: I tried my hardest to put the curry chat under a spoiler. Didn’t work. Sorry.

 

[Whaa?]

I feel like those of you who actually read her BS, unlike us who have her and any words related to her muted, should get danger money, frankly.

I just reread her tweet about being stuck in a massive house. 'I'm by no means the worst off but...'.

During her parliamentary testimony she told them that she ends up curled up in bed because the cold gets into her joints and can't get out again. Then pauses. 'I'm 33'.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

OMG! Jack's dad is going to explode with the laughter when he hears about these little discoveries. I won't lie I'm taking a big flight in the old ROFLcopter myself!!!!! You know how you get gold food spray to enrage a corner of the internet? Well you can also get spray in bronze and silver!!!!!!!! Call me an ambulance. You could so have a competition with three levels of trifle - gold for the winner like in the Olympics.

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Gyou could have competition trifle with those and you have to eat a separately sprayed layer of gold, silver and bronze depending on how cool you are. I tell ya she will be the talk of the prairie.

 

[Captainmouse]

I have to confess, I have used shimmer spray on cupcakes but only a bit. I didn’t cover the things like Jack did! It’s not a car! Magimix

FTFY

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Her website: low view count, poor functionality, ranks low on Google, yet costs millions and billions of pounds pls tip

Our website: high view count, gr8 functionality, ranks v high on Google, should run on just air there cannot be any costs incurred there at all

 

[BubbleDuck]

I think she was simply getting a semi-truth and a white lie mixed up here and forgot what she’d literally just typed.

Spoiler: Bunging it in a curry

I went to a very nice vegetarian Indian restaurant at the weekend. One of the Gujarati dishes on the menu had jaggery in; I must admit I’d never heard of it before then.
so Jack, if you’re still reading here, and if you actually do have some leftover jaggery, here’s the details of the dish. I suppose you could change it round and have a tin of tomatoes with a pinch of cumin (they’ve been vague in their description of the spices so it seems only fair) and just add the jaggery for a similar taste.
*Kaju Karela (V) (N)
Crunchy fried bitter gourd tossed with jaggery, poppy seeds, cashew nuts and special spices

ETA: I tried my hardest to put the curry chat under a spoiler. Didn’t work. Sorry.

her besties over at Saturday Kitchen have a few recipes using jaggery on their functional website . Which reminds me, sir Matt has a photo of him looking incredibly cheeky and flashing a bit of forearm from Celebration kitchen this weekend . Although I’m not sure that’s a really cooking show anymore- 3 top chefs preparing food for Holi and not one of them were making a chickpea and peach curry !

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Her website: low view count, poor functionality, ranks low on Google, yet costs millions and billions of pounds pls tip

Our website: high view count, gr8 functionality, ranks v high on Google, should run on just air there cannot be any costs incurred there at all

In my opinion I thought she mentioned us without mentioning us.

Also she basically admitted alot of stuff we speculated anyway. So I don't know what her point of not naming us was?!

 

[FlirtyThirty]

She doesn’t even read our nonsense!

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She’s really enjoying saying half a million isn’t she.

 

[Nonnymouse]

 

[Yel]

So jack won't name tattle, she'll just vague bait that'll lead people to googling then clicking through and boosting tattle up the rankings

 

[Nonnymouse]

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Quoting myself like an idiot to say that wasn't me - I was all set to wade in until it was pointed out to me that doing it on my business account probably wasn't the best idea - I CBA setting up a fake squig account bcos, well, lazy.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

There must be many squiggs with vague concerns, sending them this way is just increasing the chances of the bungalow of cards falling down.

 

[bowiethesdmn]

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Can't stand Piers but I'd watch this in a heartbeat. Or Paxman.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

She obviously wants a tattle/Twitter crossover so she can say we are bullying her. Instead of taking screenshots and talking on a website she apparently never visits.

 

[Awful]

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Can someone come up with a fake ingredient and ask her if she's heard of it before? "yes, absolutely, I've got a jar of it in my cupboard"

 

[bowiethesdmn]

Can someone come up with a fake ingredient and ask her if she's heard of it before? "yes, absolutely, I've got a jar of it in my cupboard"

My new game is seeing a squig asking if she's tried something then guessing whether she'll go 'yes, absolutely' before I scroll down to her response. I've got a 100% success rate so far

 

[Awful]

My new game is seeing a squig asking if she's tried something then guessing whether she'll go 'yes, absolutely' before I scroll down to her response. I've got a 100% success rate so far

My suggestions

Quick pickled Trussell Turnips
Haunted Horseradish
Slow Roasted Sideboard Trimmings
Jarred Inexplicable Egg

 

[JeanBurns76]

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Has she been heating the oven trays up again?!

 

[TraceyJacks]

Nobody hates you Jack. We just see your bullshit and discuss it, like the mithering ninnies we are.

Sorry @EllaEm87 I think I do actually dislike her a bit

 

[SweetTransvestite]