Hello new Frauen
I think there’s an influx of you here due to the (long)-Covid-chaos caused by Jack Monroe, so here’s a recap of the timeline. Buckle up, buttercups.
On
December 27, Jack Monroe strongly implies that she has long Covid-19. She never explicitly states it in her first tweet of many (
https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-123-carole-malone-is-away.12746/page-2#post-3298683) but soon also starts asking the #LongCovidCommunity for help.
If we take this at face value, she would have had Covid-19 since somewhere between
October 4 and November 1 (it is generally accepted that you have to have had symptoms for 8 – 12 weeks before you get diagnosed with long COVID-19).
October takes us back to the heady days of krishmateday, when she tried to instigate a pile on on Krishnan Guru-Murthy to demonstrate her particular brand of #bekind
https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-93-i-cant-believe-shes-no-butter.10498/page-9#post-2696141
It also is in the heyday of her £20 shop, where she merrily scampers off to Asda multiple times a day to spend £20 on lard. It is clear from her extensive tweeting that she has no symptoms and is not self-isolating. One can only conclude she didn’t have Covid-19 THEN.
BUT, things are different NOW. She clarified yesterday (
December 27) that her symptoms started three weeks ago.
https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-123-carole-malone-is-away.12746/page-2#post-3298774
This is alarming, as that would take us to somewhere between
December 6 and December 13. Yet, in that time period she went to an important meeting dressed as a school boy
https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-115-i-cant-work-out-the-timeline.11971/page-31#post-3116302
She foraged for mushrooms in her local Tesco
https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-116-burger-and-lies.12066/page-27#post-3144106
And she bought three copies of the Daily Express, as any respectable left-winger would
https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-117-exit-through-the-grift-slop.12181/page-13#post-3161558
The last two actions also seem to coincide with her Bubble Buddy (BB) Louisa Compton, Head of Channel 4 News being symptomatic and self-isolating in JM’s rented bungalow. A full timeline of that shitshow can be found here:
https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-123-carole-malone-is-away.12746/#post-3298567
When some of her followers started questioning the timeline of her illness, Jack Monroe, ex-girlfriend of Louisa Compton and Covid-19 sufferer, went on a mass tweet delete spree.
Now, new Frauen, here’s a pop-quiz
Did Jack Monroe ...
- break Covid rules (repeatedly)
- contract Covid-19 in October
- never have Covid-19
- lie, lie and lie some more?
Answers on a beige postcard please.