It's also the fact that she INSISTS they're not edited, she's just sitting in a sunbeam or whatever. Lies that contradict other lies...classic Jack.
Jack Monroe #123 CAROLE MALONE IS AWAY
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Ok last one. I gotta go to bed. Aka refresh tattle till I fall asleep.
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I’m quite concerned about the missing sheep now! Will need an update please.
After a massive tweet delete she’s usually on best behaviour for a couple of days. So I reckon we’ll get “what’s your favourite Christmas leftover sandwich combination” Jack, or “turns out I’ve actually had ‘rona for 8 weeks and didn’t realise, but it’s ok because Ive been meticulously careful and there are no tweets left to prove otherwise”. She just really wants to be in the long covid crew.
After a massive tweet delete she’s usually on best behaviour for a couple of days. So I reckon we’ll get “what’s your favourite Christmas leftover sandwich combination” Jack, or “turns out I’ve actually had ‘rona for 8 weeks and didn’t realise, but it’s ok because Ive been meticulously careful and there are no tweets left to prove otherwise”. She just really wants to be in the long covid crew.
Oh God no!
Good morning frauen and herren. Your jolly japes regarding Jack Monroe ‘Rona and Head of Channel 4 News Louisa Compton have had me positively fizzing and hooting.
Are you trying to tell me that Louisa Compton (Head of Channel 4 News) tested positive for COVID some weeks ago, whilst her bubble buddy/ex/housemate Jack Monroe (food activist/campaigner) has something different called the ‘Rona (miraculously, with added Long COVID after less than a fortnight) and that they have both not been isolating (as per the guidelines), but have instead been scampering hither, thither and yon under a lockdown? Going for bike rides, three copies of the Daily Express and a chipper. Whilst also ‘gently and slowly’ doing stuff for the poor that ‘no-one else could possibly do’ etc etc.
This is shome mishtake shurely?
ETA I hope Nibbles, Loppy and the other one with the number I can’t remember are having a wild old time in the next valley and that they’ll be home soon.
Are you trying to tell me that Louisa Compton (Head of Channel 4 News) tested positive for COVID some weeks ago, whilst her bubble buddy/ex/housemate Jack Monroe (food activist/campaigner) has something different called the ‘Rona (miraculously, with added Long COVID after less than a fortnight) and that they have both not been isolating (as per the guidelines), but have instead been scampering hither, thither and yon under a lockdown? Going for bike rides, three copies of the Daily Express and a chipper. Whilst also ‘gently and slowly’ doing stuff for the poor that ‘no-one else could possibly do’ etc etc.
This is shome mishtake shurely?
ETA I hope Nibbles, Loppy and the other one with the number I can’t remember are having a wild old time in the next valley and that they’ll be home soon.
I think she would had Covid earlier the year but got offered DKL so had to postpone. Let's face it she was always going to get it and was a cert to join the Long Covid crew. We're in for months of her softly, gently yet bravely battling through the pain to share slop recipes with the poor/political prisoners/folk who eat weird tit for bets. There is also the possibility of her leaving the crappy Bungalow in February whilst suffering from Long Covid, won't that be special!
Blue squiggle going at red squiggle while ignoring the obvious Jacks 2 weeks 
I'm crying hereDepends whether it's Jurgen Klopp doing the stroking
people are going to be so confused on search engines what with JM, Klopp, Brexit tins and tayto crisp sandwiches. Ha ha ha 
Don’t know if this Tweet from the 17/12 survived yesterday’s cull.
This was the day she was working hard to get her Christmas recipes ‘over the line’ whatever that means.
We said at the time (thread #119 if anyone wants to catch up with the chaos) how difficult it is to function with a temperature of 106 degrees Fahrenheit.
This was the day she was working hard to get her Christmas recipes ‘over the line’ whatever that means.
We said at the time (thread #119 if anyone wants to catch up with the chaos) how difficult it is to function with a temperature of 106 degrees Fahrenheit.
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Wow. It seems like she adds an extra week on to her COVID Coronavirus Covid19 journey every day. Will it be four weeks today? In a month she’ll have had it longer than Wuhan and it will all be the fault of the Brambly mice.
Actual footage of Jack finding her Burberry scarf.
Hello new Frauen
I think there’s an influx of you here due to the (long)-Covid-chaos caused by Jack Monroe, so here’s a recap of the timeline. Buckle up, buttercups.
On December 27, Jack Monroe strongly implies that she has long Covid-19. She never explicitly states it in her first tweet of many (https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-123-carole-malone-is-away.12746/page-2#post-3298683) but soon also starts asking the #LongCovidCommunity for help.
If we take this at face value, she would have had Covid-19 since somewhere between October 4 and November 1 (it is generally accepted that you have to have had symptoms for 8 – 12 weeks before you get diagnosed with long COVID-19).
October takes us back to the heady days of krishmateday, when she tried to instigate a pile on on Krishnan Guru-Murthy to demonstrate her particular brand of #bekind https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-93-i-cant-believe-shes-no-butter.10498/page-9#post-2696141
It also is in the heyday of her £20 shop, where she merrily scampers off to Asda multiple times a day to spend £20 on lard. It is clear from her extensive tweeting that she has no symptoms and is not self-isolating. One can only conclude she didn’t have Covid-19 THEN.
BUT, things are different NOW. She clarified yesterday (December 27) that her symptoms started three weeks ago. https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-123-carole-malone-is-away.12746/page-2#post-3298774
This is alarming, as that would take us to somewhere between December 6 and December 13. Yet, in that time period she went to an important meeting dressed as a school boy https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-115-i-cant-work-out-the-timeline.11971/page-31#post-3116302
She foraged for mushrooms in her local Tesco https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-116-burger-and-lies.12066/page-27#post-3144106
And she bought three copies of the Daily Express, as any respectable left-winger would https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-117-exit-through-the-grift-slop.12181/page-13#post-3161558
The last two actions also seem to coincide with her Bubble Buddy (BB) Louisa Compton, Head of Channel 4 News being symptomatic and self-isolating in JM’s rented bungalow. A full timeline of that shitshow can be found here: https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-123-carole-malone-is-away.12746/#post-3298567
When some of her followers started questioning the timeline of her illness, Jack Monroe, ex-girlfriend of Louisa Compton and Covid-19 sufferer, went on a mass tweet delete spree.
Now, new Frauen, here’s a pop-quiz
Did Jack Monroe ...
I think there’s an influx of you here due to the (long)-Covid-chaos caused by Jack Monroe, so here’s a recap of the timeline. Buckle up, buttercups.
On December 27, Jack Monroe strongly implies that she has long Covid-19. She never explicitly states it in her first tweet of many (https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-123-carole-malone-is-away.12746/page-2#post-3298683) but soon also starts asking the #LongCovidCommunity for help.
If we take this at face value, she would have had Covid-19 since somewhere between October 4 and November 1 (it is generally accepted that you have to have had symptoms for 8 – 12 weeks before you get diagnosed with long COVID-19).
October takes us back to the heady days of krishmateday, when she tried to instigate a pile on on Krishnan Guru-Murthy to demonstrate her particular brand of #bekind https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-93-i-cant-believe-shes-no-butter.10498/page-9#post-2696141
It also is in the heyday of her £20 shop, where she merrily scampers off to Asda multiple times a day to spend £20 on lard. It is clear from her extensive tweeting that she has no symptoms and is not self-isolating. One can only conclude she didn’t have Covid-19 THEN.
BUT, things are different NOW. She clarified yesterday (December 27) that her symptoms started three weeks ago. https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-123-carole-malone-is-away.12746/page-2#post-3298774
This is alarming, as that would take us to somewhere between December 6 and December 13. Yet, in that time period she went to an important meeting dressed as a school boy https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-115-i-cant-work-out-the-timeline.11971/page-31#post-3116302
She foraged for mushrooms in her local Tesco https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-116-burger-and-lies.12066/page-27#post-3144106
And she bought three copies of the Daily Express, as any respectable left-winger would https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-117-exit-through-the-grift-slop.12181/page-13#post-3161558
The last two actions also seem to coincide with her Bubble Buddy (BB) Louisa Compton, Head of Channel 4 News being symptomatic and self-isolating in JM’s rented bungalow. A full timeline of that shitshow can be found here: https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-123-carole-malone-is-away.12746/#post-3298567
When some of her followers started questioning the timeline of her illness, Jack Monroe, ex-girlfriend of Louisa Compton and Covid-19 sufferer, went on a mass tweet delete spree.
Now, new Frauen, here’s a pop-quiz
Did Jack Monroe ...
- break Covid rules (repeatedly)
- contract Covid-19 in October
- never have Covid-19
- lie, lie and lie some more?
Thing is, she could well have been ill (whether Jack Monroe had the coronavirus or not, might as well give her the benefit of the doubt that she had SOMETHING), but her unfailing obsession with making herself look cute and boyish meant she couldn't let a photo of her looking uglysick on the internet, so she facetuned the duck out of it
Then we see her looking radiant (in a sunbeam lol) with her trifle and she doesn't look the least bit ill. Her narc vanity has seriously bitten her in the ass on this one.
If you're a fan of shameless weirdo liars being unmasked and are on Instagram can I suggest catching up on the Hilaria Baldwin story? It's a wild ride people!
Tracey Morrissey's Instagram has the stories as a highlight. Reminded me of the fine work done here by the Fraus. It is NUTS.
Tracey Morrissey's Instagram has the stories as a highlight. Reminded me of the fine work done here by the Fraus. It is NUTS.
Doing the important work there @Harrybosch , thank(space)you dear heart
I am sure last night/evening she retweeted her tell me about your day tweet but I can't see that anymore?
"she merrily scampers off to Asda multiple times a day to spend £20 on lard"
We should totally tip Tracie off about Jack.
After being alerted to those stories by a friend, I have seen them. They are wild!! We should alert Tracey to Jack
Just had a swift Incka and WOW, she’s taken a left down Bullshit Alley and got lost. Bloody hell, she’s absolutely batshit!
Loving your covid work @Harrybosch
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