She really got one over on the *checks notes* British Heart Foundation, didn't she? Well done, Jack!
Jack Monroe #115 I can’t work out the timeline
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i have to disagree - Jack Monroe is a style iconI couldn’t really give a duck how much it cost but it does show why she so often looks like she fell into a fancy dress box, or like a stay at home mum re-entering the workforce after 15 years - she’s snared in by labels over aesthetics.
99p or not, that is a demonstrably fugly jacket, and Jack simply does not have a wardrobe which matches that boxy, minimalist Nicole Farhi look.
Same with her house: sometimes the cost of high end items pays off and looks classy (see: entire Cotswold catalogue a la Rachel Green at Pottery Barn) and sometimes it looks like a homeware bargain bin at TK Maxx (all that pastel pink cooking tit).
Grifted money can’t buy you taste.
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Her continued attempts to build a defence are pathetic and hilarious in equal measure. This latest unprompted act is not only complete nonsense, but .....
She has some great shoes. Nothing else seems to fit properly.
Credit where it's due. It's great she managed to make use of the old curtains she took down to make way for the William Morris jobs that she was getting paid in for a while. OK the outfit is not to my taste but much better than sending them to landfill. Little Greta would be very impressed.
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I'll never shop at BHF after I tried to donate my sofa to them. They turned up, up-ended the sofa, saw a pen mark on the base (not the covers) and refused to take it and left it in the middle of my living room!
How have I only just noticed the trainers in this?! Very Lily Allen, another middle class gal claiming to be from the endz...
Bung it in a curry.
Piss and a sandwich Quiche
Achioade Egg and mincemeat toastie
Sew it up and make it into a massive oven glove so you can hold on to cold griddle pans full of pineapple
Oooh, she'll look just like John Major.
Paging @Alansbigplate to make all our Major Monroe GIF dreams come true.
If I saw that jacket, regardless of the price I’d leave it there.
Too late to edit but realised that due to being half asleep I was unable to divide 99 by 2. Good job I don’t work in finance or anything.....
) the said tag has been removed from “a garment” and placed there? Just thinking out loud 
Nice day at school, Jack? Did you get any homework? Now tidy your room.
Isn't that the thing auld wans have in the toilet to hide the bog roll?
The sheer cognitive dissonance of someone facetuning themselves into a young teenager, while dressed like a 50 year old, with signature Millennial lip filler. Choose an age, Jack!
Not surprisingly there’s a dearth of John major gifs on the face swap app
“Mom I’m back from work experience, what’s for dinner?”
“Oh jack, you know you’re the cook around here. Why don’t you rustle up some of that lentil, peach and undercooked sausage slop we all love? How was your day?”
“A really, really long day. I was there 33 minutes. And they were mean to me. But I got to wear my 49p blaaaazar at last!”
“Oh honey that’s great. You must have bought that 25 years ago.”
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