Jack Monroe #123 CAROLE MALONE IS AWAY

[Harrybosch]

Hello new Frauen

I think there’s an influx of you here due to the (long)-Covid-chaos caused by Jack Monroe, so here’s a recap of the timeline. Buckle up, buttercups.

On December 27, Jack Monroe strongly implies that she has long Covid-19. She never explicitly states it in her first tweet of many (https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-123-carole-malone-is-away.12746/page-2#post-3298683) but soon also starts asking the #LongCovidCommunity for help.

If we take this at face value, she would have had Covid-19 since somewhere between October 4 and November 1 (it is generally accepted that you have to have had symptoms for 8 – 12 weeks before you get diagnosed with long COVID-19).

October takes us back to the heady days of krishmateday, when she tried to instigate a pile on on Krishnan Guru-Murthy to demonstrate her particular brand of #bekind https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-93-i-cant-believe-shes-no-butter.10498/page-9#post-2696141

It also is in the heyday of her £20 shop, where she merrily scampers off to Asda multiple times a day to spend £20 on lard. It is clear from her extensive tweeting that she has no symptoms and is not self-isolating. One can only conclude she didn’t have Covid-19 THEN.

BUT, things are different NOW. She clarified yesterday (December 27) that her symptoms started three weeks ago. https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-123-carole-malone-is-away.12746/page-2#post-3298774

This is alarming, as that would take us to somewhere between December 6 and December 13. Yet, in that time period she went to an important meeting dressed as a school boy https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-115-i-cant-work-out-the-timeline.11971/page-31#post-3116302

She foraged for mushrooms in her local Tesco https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-116-burger-and-lies.12066/page-27#post-3144106

And she bought three copies of the Daily Express, as any respectable left-winger would https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-117-exit-through-the-grift-slop.12181/page-13#post-3161558

The last two actions also seem to coincide with her Bubble Buddy (BB) Louisa Compton, Head of Channel 4 News being symptomatic and self-isolating in JM’s rented bungalow. A full timeline of that shitshow can be found here: https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-123-carole-malone-is-away.12746/#post-3298567

When some of her followers started questioning the timeline of her illness, Jack Monroe, ex-girlfriend of Louisa Compton and Covid-19 sufferer, went on a mass tweet delete spree.

Now, new Frauen, here’s a pop-quiz

Did Jack Monroe ...

• break Covid rules (repeatedly)
• contract Covid-19 in October
• never have Covid-19
• lie, lie and lie some more?

Answers on a beige postcard please.

 

[LyraBalaqua]

Maybe this is why Nic Miller blocked Jack Monroe.

 

[blurstoftimes]

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long covid is defined as symptoms lasting more than 12 weeks not 12 days you pathetic attention seeking demonic witch

 

[Silver Linings]

That makes it the wrong covid, if you can smell toast.
That’s not my covid, everything tastes like pine cleaner.

 

[blurstoftimes]

to be fair to Jack though, writing a cookbook designed for people without tastebuds sounds like pretty much her perfect niche

 

[Veronicaaa]

 

[Holliday]

I went to school with Jack, though they did have a different name then, we were in the same year, though in a different class. I remember once on Twitter she claimed she was heavily bullied at school and had once been thrown against a locker.

I replied to this tweet as I was shocked, and asked her who did this??

She never replied back to me.

My school was not perfect (secondary school) however, I do not remember any significant bullying at all -sure it was a girls school so there was a lot of bitchiness but I cannot remember any violence like that - I just don't get this need to embellish everything that has ever happened to her.

I can imagine that she did have some hard times, haven't we all? But the ways she martyrs herself is way to much.

Jack moans about renting in this expensive area - I moved out of Essex a long time ago as I could not afford to rent (certainly not buy) in that area, she has so much privilege and money coming in, at a time where so many people have so little - really annoys me, if you cannot tell!!!

 

[Veronicaaa]

Same squiggle as earlier, this made me laugh (it's not me btw!)

 

[Ladderedtights]

The Rising...it has begun.

 

[xoxo]

oh here we go.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

 

[Harrybosch]

Her mother posted this two years ago under a story describing how a woman grabbed a girl's arm in a playground and shouted at the girl's mum that the girl was her daughter.

 

[Veronicaaa]

The food writer who blocked Jack wrote this tweet earlier. Ruby Tandoh has faved it.

 

[Harrybosch]

Jimmy is so done with her lies. He’s officially flouncing.
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I dont know if I've ever confessed, but as a foreign Frau, I actually dont know who Jimmy Nail is. I've had 9 months to google it, but I shan't. I assume it's what Jimmy would have wanted.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Someone's only gone and done it

 

[Veronicaaa]

 

[Silver Linings]

She has made a huge mistake today. She just needed to be patient and the squiggles would have eaten this up like greedy gullible goblins.

 

[Veronicaaa]

I predict an influx of cat in box (or similar) posts from Jack.

 

[crystaleyesd]

Now Louisa is getting some heat from the Times article, people are paying an interest in her covid timeline. Jack's twitter feed essentially in all but name reveals Louisa to be having all sorts of engagements with her mum, filming commitments, bike rides, not to mention sharing a house with a school-attending child with a step-family and a scampering smol pixie who has been travelling the country on photoshoots and filming (and just general yomping around). Now *if* Louisa had been lying about where she was staying to her bosses (or anyone, really), it might start to look pretty bad for her. She might be pretty ticked off at our plucky heroine and her twitter addiction right now - hence delete fest.

No fucking sympathy for either of them.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Oh dear, Jack, you really don't want to go here. three weeks ago you were scampering about in 50p jackets and having photoshoots in other peoples' houses.