Jack Monroe #123 CAROLE MALONE IS AWAY

[Professor Slop]

Maybe this is why Nic Miller blocked Jack Monroe.

On a mini grunk and just realised that this account is one of the ones that commented on Ryan Riley's "long covid" appeal for Jack. Maybe that lie sent her over the edge?
(Red squig = account that blocked Jack. Blue squig reports Jack blocked tham after this)

Edit: forgot one squiggle

 

[ScamSandwich]

And only yesterday she referred to an “appetite” for fish & chips. Which would be an odd choice of word if you’ve lost your sense of taste.
(From @Silver Linings screenshot).

Exactly, if you do not have a sense of taste why walk the whole town for an open chippy??? You could stuff anything into your facehole to not be hungry anymore.

 

[Oofadoofa]

Well duck me, that was a rollercoaster-ride of a grunk. Some of these comments have been masterful, and on a Sunday that surely has been peak Monroe.

 

[Minky McMoneypenny]

I'm just so happy that we got the capital letters BACK

Yes, that was very lovely of the mods to let us have it! Thank(space)you

 

[Jumpingbeansterrapin]

I’m sure this has been addressed earlier in the thread (it moves very fast ), but why the bloody hell would she be trekking from chippie to chippie if she was STILL displaying symptoms?
After all the bollocks about how “super careful” she’s been, it’s just unbelievable she would openly admit to an expedition like that.
Not to mention she’s talking as if she’s on her last legs at present, could you really be arsed doing that if you were so poorly?

 

[Superdude]

Replying to
@BootstrapCook
and
@xxxxccc
Your tweets say you started isolating 14 dec after son's teacher tested positive but didn't seem like you were unwell at that point? If you became unwell 15/16 december you're not quite 2 weeks. Few friends very poorly for 3 weeks (not able to get out of bed AT ALL but then fine.

9:02 PM · Dec 27, 2020·Twitter for Android

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[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Captainmouse]

these are still on her page

Oh bugger. Been blocked by local ‘foodie’ #jackmonroe. No biggie she writes for the Tory #dailyexpress now.

Any smokers out there? Jack Monroe is requiring some blown straight up her arse. Again.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I read @Oofadoofa in Malcolm Tucker’s voice,..but no-one else has their avatars voice!

 

[Minky McMoneypenny]

JM's long covid - how time flies when it's constructed from lies

Thread title, surely?

 

[ReginaPhalangee]

Exactly, if you do not have a sense of taste why walk the whole town for an open chippy??? You could stuff anything into your facehole to not be hungry anymore.

A chippy dinner is definitely all about the taste, imagine greasy slimy cold cardboard no taste chips by the time she had pissed about photographing them. Can’t imagine battered fish is any good either if it doesn’t taste of anything. Just have a bowl of a soup and a stick of celery (Edinburgh) and go back to bed Jack, you ninny

 

[jenny2603]

Exactly, if you do not have a sense of taste why walk the whole town for an open chippy??? You could stuff anything into your facehole to not be hungry anymore.

If you had a sudden notion for a chippy that you couldn't taste, why wouldn't you go on Deliveroo or Just Eat which will not only tell you instantly what is open but do a socially distanced delivery that you could enjoy without infecting low paid workers who really can't afford to get sick. No softy soft duvets and face tuned selfies for them rather it's making seriously crappy choices between going to work when you really shouldn't or eating. She's selfish and frankly the ghost of Marie Antoinette communicating via ouijaboard has more credibility on poverty than her.

 

[Incywincy]

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I just jiggled with delight!!

 

[DinosaurSenior]

If she really was craving chips ( it's bollox tho), why not just get it delivered?

I know it seems indulgent....but surely if you're sick....?

The chippie near me prioritises online orders, so it's actually quicker than going in.

ultrafanny

 

[crystaleyesd]

Jack has fucked with the WRONG crowd if she thinks she can take on long covid-ers. The pandemic has been front page news for almost a year now - we ALL know somebody who's had it (if not ourselves), and we talk about it endlessly. People whose covid timelines don't add up are found out pretty quickly. Long haulers have formed a very tight-knit and intense community because nobody is able to help them due to how new it is - they know from experience how long symptoms take to show up, dissipate, or stick around. Jack is getting stick from people who aren't her usual twitter trolls because covid is a BIG bleeping DEAL and people take it really seriously - even if she doesn't. If she really wants to commit to this lie I suggest she takes a good few weeks off to read the forums and then come back with something actually credible.

 

[ScamSandwich]

If you had a sudden notion for a chippy that you couldn't taste, why wouldn't you go on Deliveroo or Just Eat which will not only tell you instantly what is open but do a socially distanced delivery that you could enjoy without infecting low paid workers who really can't afford to get sick. No softy soft duvets and face tuned selfies for them rather it's making seriously crappy choices between going to work when you really shouldn't or eating. She's selfish and frankly the ghost of Marie Antoinette communicating via ouijaboard has more credibility on poverty than her.

"the ghost of Marie Antoinette communicating via ouijaboard"
Stop itttttt, I am dying with laughter!!!

I did not even go as far as going out, bearing in mind she has got three freezers.

 

[Sentient mirror]

Omg wtfs going oooooooonnnnnn?

 

[Blurp]

Her mother posted this two years ago under a story describing how a woman grabbed a girl's arm in a playground and shouted at the girl's mum that the girl was her daughter.

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Would that necessarily be Jack? How old would she have been when she started getting foster sisters and brothers? From various articles, it would appear that some of them at least stayed most of their childhood.

 

[BooBooPoohPooh]

When was Jack doing that large planner, with things coloured in and partially coloured in? A proper time and energy sink. That doesn't feel like that long ago. Was it when she claimed to be ill?

 

[Silver Linings]

She has made a huge mistake today. She just needed to be patient and the squiggles would have eaten this up like greedy gullible goblins.