Itsdaniellesjourney #12 Off to Greece with her fella, hope they don't bump into the bloke from Marbella

[Sticky One]

How has she taken 8 photos and her face doesn’t change at all


Let’s play a game of “what Danielle are you today”

 

[girl1980]

New thread suggestion? Boring Dan, 5 ingredient Scran, fingerbanged by another man.

Literally nothing new to add from the last 10 threads as she is so dull!!

 

[JohannaCawffey]

Best thread title ever

Thankyou very much, my first win yay! Thanks @Ohheyyyyy for starting a new thread

Quick recap - Yorkshire's finest is still WFH in her new build shoebox, house with velux windows, cramped living space, thousands of trinkety bits, panelled walls and shit expensive furnishings.

Her favourite day is still Sunday but for her followers, every day is Groundhog Day... coffee, stories, moan about work/weather/not getting steps in, aff-ad a gazillion smock dresses/tents, designer handbags and high-end makeup products that everybody nobody is asking about; boomerang herself on a walk, post a ridiculous low calorie lunch which is fooling nobody cos the girl ain't getting any leaner; back home to dehydrate whatever is on the menu for tea, followed by a bath and "reading her audio book".

Next week she is off to Greece with Chesney where every second of her itinerary is already planned out and you just know she'll been going to all the usual Influencers spots for photos cos the girl hasn't had an original thought in her head since 2009 and God-dammit she's going to get the sweet photos of white washed buildings with blue spires even if she does has to queue for 7 hours in the unforgiving Greek sun while poor ginger Chesney slowly turns into a blistering beetroot and gets heat-stroke.

I think that's about covered it.

 

[CoffeeFiend]

Flip book anyone? Pick an outfit.

 

[#ad#aff]

That’s what he said (in Marbs)

 

[Bobbleowl90]

I’m not fucking having this.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Here’s my guess

 

[spillthetea22]

New baby swiftly followed by an aff link for a new tent.. Shameless!

Absolutely crying that she introduced the baby and went straight in with clothing links. Such a sad, sad, bitch!

 

[Siennastarship]

Long time lurker here ... Hi!

Followed Danielle for years, and she's really annoying me lately, the bragging never ends and don't even get me started on how she put the calories of a flipping orange on her food posts

But sat aff linking everything whilst on holiday takes the biscuit! She should enjoy every minute! I'm struggling to buy a food shop week to week at the minute and she's on a 3 week holiday with her £900 Chloe bag still trying to squeeze money out of her posts makes no sense to me at all!

Rant over

 

[CoffeeFiend]

Mirror reversed one side of her face to see if there was more expression to be found. Turns out there wasn't. At least her eyebrows are matching now though.

 

[Alison10011]

New baby swiftly followed by an aff link for a new tent.. Shameless!

 

[Crazymum]

Weren’t there ones she bought at the beginning of her holiday fakes yet she’s linking the full price ones

 

[minky9595]

anyone else just wanna die at the thought of her being back in the UK doing talkehhhh storehhhs complaining about the weather, doing videos of her morning coffees, boomerangs of her walking the dog and talking about how tuesdays are her days off.
i’ve just thought about it and ruined my own friday night.

 

[girl1980]

I know it's been posted before, but this is so appropriate

 

[#ad#aff]

It gets me how she keeps complaining about long travel between all these places. You literally organised it yourself you twat.

 

[Alexlilz]

You can just imagine Dan boomeranging a shoot out between rival gangs waving a drink in the air

"Can't believe Ben dropped his curry during the shoot out! I'm going to go back and get it!"

 

[Welshy2022]

Whats the fucking point. You can't even see the tablet.

 

[#ad#aff]

The pressure of unrelenting 24/7 boomerangs. He is afraid every time he reaches for a beverage. Just wants to have a moment of private hydration.

 

[Bela79]

Chez in Greece, unaware that later on, the Chuckle brothers will be finger banging his wife.

 

[spillthetea22]

Authentic Mexican food is nothing like the Mexican food you get here Dani’s thinking she’s going to be living on nachos and tacos all week.

Just caught up on her stories and howling that they have chosen Mexico because they like…. Mexican food. the closest she gets to Mexican food is an old El Paso fajita kit with a tin of kidney beans chucked on top. Fucking Eeeeejittt!!