Itsdaniellesjourney #12 Off to Greece with her fella, hope they don't bump into the bloke from Marbella

[Notinstafamous]

Dick

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Thread suggestion: Scrimps on pedicures, dog grooming and taxis, but always plenty of dosh for the aff/ad tent maxis!

 

[#ad#aff]

Whoever said the only Mexican she’s experienced is from Old El Paso nailed it. In life Dan is the equivalent of an Old El Paso meal kit

 

[Catherinez]

All together now: LISTENING TO AN AUDIOBOOK DOESNT COUNT AS ‘READING’

 

[JohannaCawffey]

Top tip in shoe shopping - buy your own size...cheers for the heads up Dan, I was about to go 3 sizes bigger just to see how that worked out for me

 

[Greenfly125]

Going to Mexico because they love Mexican food?? Doesn’t she love greek food yet ate burger & chips in Greece

Authentic Mexican food is nothing like the Mexican food you get here Dani’s thinking she’s going to be living on nachos and tacos all week.

 

[namenotavailable]

Calling it now - she'll order a fan on Amazon Prime which is when Amazon deliver stuff to you either the same day or the next day She'll post a boomerang head tilt of her enjoying said fan, say the fan is the best thing ever and how she wished she'd bought one ages ago, then of course, the obligatory link to the fan.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

She's fewwwwwmin he's in Vegas. She's only mentioned it now because he's posted he's there.

Hope he gets his revenge and his trinkets twickled.

 

[Sticky One]

‘BrOuGhT tHe SuN bAcK’

 

[Hipbones]

Holiday bingo

- Moaning about a day trip she’s booked
- At least three pasta/pizza dishes despite the fact she’s in Chania
- Basic bitch photo in the “infinity” pool
- Boomerang of the card key
- Beer the size of her head complete with dead eyes pose
- Reel of a meal with a completely random song over it
- 45 drunken videos from a pub with a live band which get deleted immediately the morning after
- Underwhelming room tour
- The purchase of excessive trinkety bits/ those cheap beaded necklaces etc
- A shot of grappa, ouzo etc

Bonus: Chesney gets locked out and sleeps on the rooftop

Have a great holibubs Dan, can’t wait for the swipe ups

 

[everyoneirritatesme]

Long time lurker, first time poster

I live near trinkety tits and regularly see her walking the dog. I’d say she’s probably bigger in real life than she is in her photos.

I honestly can’t get over how ridiculous this Greece trip is. All of the moving around and travelling means they can’t be seeing much. I assume that is why we are getting 50 photos of beer cans every day. Does she really think that is the content people love to see? She’s in a beautiful country and all we’ve seen is her head wobbling on boomerangs and aff links. Yawn.

 

[namenotavailable]

Won't lie. I can murder an aiport pint any hour of the day

 

[#ad#aff]

I can’t see them having a lot of mad sex. It’ll just be Ches rubbing up against Dan’s thigh while she blinks into the middle distance and tells him to swipe up for a beaut bargain

 

[CoffeeFiend]

That special part of your body that makes it possible for you to drink every day - WTF is she on about?!
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Yeah it's called your liver hun and it's getting totally fucked.

 

[everyoneirritatesme]

In case anyone wondered, she has put sixty seven stories containing drinks up during this holiday. SIXTY SEVEN. yes I just counted

She is beyond boring, I actually think I’d have preferred a daily blinky story rather than endless boomerangs of beer bottles

 

[Welshy2022]

We did that walk about 28 years ago but the other way round, from coast side. I weighed about 16 stone at the time and didn’t find it too trying. It’s a well known tourist trip and I think it was just one of the many trips offered by the travel company.

No sorry you can't have done. Dan and Ches are the first people to have done it.

 

[Alexlilz]

I agree. It wasn't your post I was referring to.

She's had an 'absalute' meat feast for dinner.

I heard she has an absalute meat feast in Marbella too

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

The bricks on that table look fucking ridiculous

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

They’ve been all inclusive before but didn’t like it because you can’t leave your hotel. She does know it’s not a prison right

 

[Rabbit!69]

Going to Mexico because they love Mexican food?? Doesn’t she love greek food yet ate burger & chips in Greece