Helen Briggs & Chet Sket #24 Chet got a cold the baby isnt bald Wheres the inhaler will the truth be told

[PumpkinxQueen]

Disclaimer: This took me a solid 30 mins, actually like really proud of it tbh 🥲
(Sing in the Postman Pat theme tune)
Egg & Chet x 2
Egg & Chet and their feral little pop-pets,
Early in the morning, just as Chet is snorting, they pick up all the coco pops off’t floor.

Egg & Chet x 2
Egg & Chet and the girl he’s just met,
All 3 kids are whinging, the beige walls are-still-minging,
Egg feels she’s a really milfy gal
Everybodyyyy knows his big long shnoz, Liv got some joggerz for s****** hiiiiis c***
Maybe, you can never be sure, there’ll be a knock, ring, inhalerrrr throuuuugh theiiir dooooor.

 

[Riley888]

Why is she dressed like a 40 year old … no wonder Chet looks elsewhere she’s totally let her self go ….

In her defence.. It is a weekday afternoon in the middle of winter, she has 3 children, one of which being a newborn.. what do you expect her to be wearing?

 

[Kat_Valentine]

In her defence.. It is a weekday afternoon in the middle of winter, she has 3 children, one of which being a newborn.. what do you expect her to be wearing?

THIS!! Plus haven’t we progressed beyond blaming women for the fact men can’t keep their dicks in their pants?

 

[watermelon sugar]

Elvis cos he doesn’t have eac or cea in his name

 

[watermelon sugar]

My 3 year old has been asking me all weekend if he can go live on a farm and sleep with the sheep but doesn’t mean i’ve packed his bags and shipped him off to the farm

 

[notforeveryone]

This thread gets tiring.

 

[watermelon sugar]

 

[Sundaytwelve]

Accurate representation on how i feel when the thread becomes mumsnet

 

[Sticky One]

I called it back on 15th august

Congrats on guessing correctly - you’ve won a pair of faded socks and a box of coco pops. DM Chet to claim your prize x

 

[taurus_gal]

Life’s a beach when your name is peach, a normal name was out of reach. Ellun now has 3 belugas, she’s doing her happy screech… thank god she had a c section, because she could have been breech *drops mic*

 

[watermelon sugar]

 

[jazzy22]

3 puurfect, 5 lettered angul baybehs

 

[*Cherrycola*]

Who in their right mind says, I'm happy all my kids have the same amount of letters in their name???? What the actual FUCK?!

 

[littlestar908]

Honestly what a dead bunch of people. Boring, predictable idiots that have been sucked in by social media. So much so they will plan and act out a scene with an infant the fucking morons.
I've never cringed so much in my life watching those videos.

I know someone who went to oceans birthday and they sang happy birthday about ten times To get the video perfect

 

[quinzel]

Someone said Ocean and Elvis are like proper names but Peach isn’t lol. On what planet is Ocean considered a ‘normal’ name

 

[Doratheexplorer]

Guys my 3 year old has been asking all weekend if he can now be a dog sooooo I’ve been out today and bought him a collar, we are now on a walk, he’s just took a shit on the pavement. How cute and responsible of me

 

[Deb788]

Gone all Mumsnet again I see

 

[fiedwrdsx]

Early thread suggestion


Behhbes Elvis Ocean and Peach can’t stop their dad going to Ocean Beach

 

[Elle Woods]

Is it safe to come out yet? Are we back to taking the piss of egghead and chet or are we still going full mumsnet?

 

[Blablabla98]

Chet will be at ocean peach in no time