Helen Briggs & Chet Sket #24 Chet got a cold the baby isnt bald Wheres the inhaler will the truth be told

[To cat lady]

Why is she dressed like a 40 year old … no wonder Chet looks elsewhere she’s totally let her self go ….

ridiculous comment

 

[RuEvenReal]

Speech Fewapy

 

[Doratheexplorer]

I hope they do, life is too short to fall out over Helen’s tits

 

[SC1990]

Wonder if they'll be going on a family holiday this Yr...

 

[Moderator]

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[jazzy22]

They are literally the most boring couple to ever walk this planet.
thread suggestion:

beige, boring life. 3 kids & still not a wife

 

[mchammerr]

Why is she dressed like a 40 year old … no wonder Chet looks elsewhere she’s totally let her self go ….

Oh do fuck off so a woman has to look immaculate 24/7 for a man not to cheat? Tell that to Cheryl Cole and Beyoncé!

 

[georgiamay59]

2023 and apparently a woman is still to blame for the actions of a man…

 

[Doratheexplorer]

All was going well with Chet and the filter until he moved slightly and his massive schnoz came out

 

[Little Bear]

Anyone else think Chet had one of Helen’s scraggy dogs on his shoulder? I’m going to hell anyway…

 

[Mumof1x]

And there we have it, sleeping and feeding PERFECTLY at 3 weeks old

 

[windowwatcher]

Breastfeeding is going amazing too bloody hell ellun life is just always going amazing, apart for when chet got to get his inhaler posted back to him

 

[watermelon sugar]

Lmfao i can’t believe i’ve just seen someone say the kids are pale as an insult

every ginger tattler right now:

 

[jazzy22]

Will peach have good speech?

 

[bethanybee]

You can’t say chet ain’t real! Shopping at home bargains, making frozen food and filming the kids up past bedtime. Makes him likeable in my opinion…

 

[taurus_gal]

Not our Ellun loading the trolley in aldi with nappies & wipes for the baybehhhs… I thought they’d have M&S nappies or Harrods or some shit

 

[PumpkinxQueen]

We’re on a website to anonymously discuss the lives of people we don’t know; a predominately negative discussion at that. Who the fuck is anyone to say they’re better than the next, for their opinions & views? Gtfo.

Helen’s an unemployed lazy mother who just loves having a newborn. Chet’s stuck being 18 and single. Their kids are ignored, ginger & pale. Pretty easy to follow, really.

 

[Doratheexplorer]

GUYS my 5 year old has just said she wants to be a grown up. So I’ve kicked her broke ass out, emptied her piggy bank and told her to get a job.

 

[That’sOk]

My little girl is breastfeed and she's tiny she's coming up to 12 months. We had issues with her gaining weight etc at the start but no issues since

Honestly, and I mean this in the best possible way, write this in your own personal diary . The thread is about Ellun and Chet. No one cares if YOUR kid is the size of a beluga whale or as small as Helen’s income. This is the type of post that makes the whole thread mumsnet worthy 🥱

 

[PumpkinxQueen]

Someone please take one for the team and attend Chet’s football match, and see if he has a spare inhaler bcos you’re having an asthma attack over his tiny feet idk why I take the piss out of him I’d literally f*** him tomorrow