Helen Briggs & Chet Sket #24 Chet got a cold the baby isnt bald Wheres the inhaler will the truth be told

[teddy19]

Helen we get it you’ve named your kid Peach x

Maybe she thinks the more she mentions it the more people will begin to like it.

It will never work Ellun. Its a tit name and no meaning or the fact it contains ‘eac’ will change my mind hun x

 

[taurus_gal]

At this point I’m actually convinced they have a one sided open relationship How many partners would genuinely be OK with their partner bleeping off for half the year to do drugs & rave, likely being MIA for 24+ hours… whilst they have children at home?.. I don’t care how woke trusting open in love two people are, most people would not be happy with that arrangement.

Also, shouldn’t Helen not be driving? Or did Chet drive her and drop her off and then take the baby with him?

Aldi nappies are awful! They smell so funky and they’re so thin. I also use Rascal & Friends! Excellent nappy pants, absolutely zero leaks even after my girls been out 7-7 (actually 8-9 bcos she’s lazy baybeh) 10/10 would recommend though. Lol.

She absolutely should NOT be driving for at least 6 weeks… but ya know, she’s superwoman & recovered from major surgery in a day

 

[Doratheexplorer]

All was going well with Chet and the filter until he moved slightly and his massive schnoz came out

 

[PumpkinxQueen]

All was going well with Chet and the filter until he moved slightly and his massive schnoz came out

I feel like we so rarely see him from a side profile, so I’m always really surprised when I see how massive his nose is fkn Postman Pat.

Spring is right around the corner, I hope we’re all treated to spring cleaning regimes and new nachural wood, maybe the living room will get re-painted this year too. Eek! Can’t wait for the Easter photo shoot with perfect angel baybehs,

 

[OrcaRed]

All was going well with Chet and the filter until he moved slightly and his massive schnoz came out

this made me actually bleeping howl

 

[notforeveryone]

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She just noticed? Does she forget her own bullshit cos she literally said the day they announced that awful name that’s another reason they picked ffs northerners are so weird

 

[lavendervase]

Spring is right around the corner, I hope we’re all treated to spring cleaning regimes and new nachural wood, maybe the living room will get re-painted this year too. Eek! Can’t wait for the Easter photo shoot with perfect angel baybehs,

I read this in the tune of the postman Pat theme tune

I read this in the tune of the postman Pat theme tune

Oh wait, was I supposed to?!

 

[PumpkinxQueen]

Disclaimer: This took me a solid 30 mins, actually like really proud of it tbh 🥲
(Sing in the Postman Pat theme tune)
Egg & Chet x 2
Egg & Chet and their feral little pop-pets,
Early in the morning, just as Chet is snorting, they pick up all the coco pops off’t floor.

Egg & Chet x 2
Egg & Chet and the girl he’s just met,
All 3 kids are whinging, the beige walls are-still-minging,
Egg feels she’s a really milfy gal
Everybodyyyy knows his big long shnoz, Liv got some joggerz for s****** hiiiiis c***
Maybe, you can never be sure, there’ll be a knock, ring, inhalerrrr throuuuugh theiiir dooooor.

 

[fiedwrdsx]

Early thread suggestion


Behhbes Elvis Ocean and Peach can’t stop their dad going to Ocean Beach

 

[Niknik50]

Disclaimer: This took me a solid 30 mins, actually like really proud of it tbh 🥲
(Sing in the Postman Pat theme tune)
Egg & Chet x 2
Egg & Chet and their feral little pop-pets,
Early in the morning, just as Chet is snorting, they pick up all the coco pops off’t floor.

Egg & Chet x 2
Egg & Chet and the girl he’s just met,
All 3 kids are whinging, the beige walls are-still-minging,
Egg feels she’s a really milfy gal
Everybodyyyy knows his big long shnoz, Liv got some joggerz for s****** hiiiiis c***
Maybe, you can never be sure, there’ll be a knock, ring, inhalerrrr throuuuugh theiiir dooooor.

Bravo

 

[ChloBo_81]

Disclaimer: This took me a solid 30 mins, actually like really proud of it tbh 🥲
(Sing in the Postman Pat theme tune)
Egg & Chet x 2
Egg & Chet and their feral little pop-pets,
Early in the morning, just as Chet is snorting, they pick up all the coco pops off’t floor.

Egg & Chet x 2
Egg & Chet and the girl he’s just met,
All 3 kids are whinging, the beige walls are-still-minging,
Egg feels she’s a really milfy gal
Everybodyyyy knows his big long shnoz, Liv got some joggerz for s****** hiiiiis c***
Maybe, you can never be sure, there’ll be a knock, ring, inhalerrrr throuuuugh theiiir dooooor.

Love this! I will never hear the Postman Pat tune in the same way again

 

[Thetruth123]

Dying at you lot this morning postman bleeping pat …I’m dead

 

[Elle Woods]

Ironic that ocean and peach both have the letters "c" "e" and "a" because so does cheater

 

[nelly2317]

I’m actually PMSL at Chet saying at least one kid looks like him and not the postman’s

 

[Farfromtheusual]

Feel like the worst mother in the world, my kids names are 14, 4 and 6 letters long and none of them have the same sequence of letters. Can't have that can we, so off I go to Google how to change your name by deed poll.

 

[stargirl23]

Sat at work pissing myself at the postman pat song

 

[chocdip]

Feel like the worst mother in the world, my kids names are 14, 4 and 6 letters long and none of them have the same sequence of letters. Can't have that can we, so off I go to Google how to change your name by deed poll.

I'm intrigued on your 14 letter one

 

[ChloBo_81]

Feel like the worst mother in the world, my kids names are 14, 4 and 6 letters long and none of them have the same sequence of letters. Can't have that can we, so off I go to Google how to change your name by deed poll.

14 letters? Wow. Must be a double-barrelled name? x

 

[SwizzleMalarkey]

I'm intrigued on your 14 letter one

Yeah me too! I’m thinking Jean-Christophe or something similarly lovely and European. (Sorry this is really off topic!)

 

[mchammerr]

Yeah me too! I’m thinking Jean-Christophe or something similarly lovely and European. (Sorry this is really off topic!)

Or something like Mercedes-Louise I’m only joking @Farfromtheusual and no offence to anyone who has those names!