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antinoos

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I thought you bitches might like to know that Aunty has become a grandad. To lose both your youthful beauty and gender in one go is a bit of a shock but I will be the kind of Granny with a clanking handbag full of bottles and betting slips; and you will be spared my ramblings for a bit.
 
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Norbs

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Do you believe the Adele thing? The other day Jlo wanted her as a bridesmaid, Angelina Is supposed to be teaching her how to be truly woke!

Adele represented by Sunshine Sachs by any chance?


I would not spend money on such nonsense. To be honest I would not buy the book based on its pathetic title either. Finding Freedom from what? A £45 million taxpayer-funded wedding? Palaces? Free homes with £2.5million taxpayer-funded renovations? Duchy of Cornwall funded 90K Dior gowns? Taxpayer-funded security? Really? All this while millions of women worldwide living through slavery, torture, and abuse. Nadia Murad found freedom, Meghan Markle found Freebies.

Ladies and gentlemen, do we have our next thread title: Harry and Meghan #24: Finding Freebies?
 
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antinoos

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Thank You from the bottom of my handbag all you heartless bitches.

I hope we can all raise a glass, especially those of us suffering under the current wierdness - all things will be well..

Theyre keeping his name simple:

Covid 19@allthe sixes 666 or Twatty MacTwatFace

xx
 
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Hey y’all, lurker and newbie. Brief bio to explain my background and context for this whole tattle tale, skip if you like.

I’m a Texan raised girl but I lived in the UK (Scotland) for about 6 years and moved back last year. Really missing the UK but couldn’t afford to stay there :p
I’ve never been all that interested in the royals - I love history and British history was a favorite (the year 1066 and the fall of Anglo-Saxon England was my obsession for quite a while) so I appreciate the symbolic import of the monarchy but am not as interested as some. In fact I kind of disliked William and Kate, not so much because of them as people, but because I was sick of my contemporaries being so obsessed with them - I’ve always been prone to subconsciously dislike anything ‘popular’, so that played a part. I was a fresher in uni when they got married and remember my roommate waking me up at 3 AM so she could watch the wedding (I didn’t care and I had an exam the following morning :p)

All that to say, I didn’t care much about H and M either. I remember some of my British friends teasing me about the American woman, but since most of my friends over there were metal head biker dudes they didn’t pay much attention either. I was in Stockholm on holiday with my brother when the wedding was going on - we saw it on the TV at a TGI Friday’s (gettin that Swedish cuisine, right?) and I just remember having zero interest in the whole thing. Frankly I wondered why it was being shown but I just shrugged it off and dove into my jalepeno poppers.

Now, possibly because I’m weirdly connected to the UK and because of lockdown boredom (I was job hunting when this virus broke out) I find myself uncharacteristically diving into this topic. I’ve come to really like Kate and William just because they are behaving in such an honorable and dignified manner. I have always been raised to be disciplined and conscious of one’s responsibilities, and the entire worldview that Meagain represents turns my stomach, and it pains me that many think of it as THE AMERICAN way. The woke culture is obnoxiously loud here, but occasionally there are still those of us who can put on our big boy or girl trousers and toe the line - but we’re called un-PC and bigoted for standing by our convictions and being accountable for our actions.

I’m also definitely looking forward to watching them crash and burn. Karma can be very satisfying.

So not sure I’ll participate much, but I’m enjoying it all immensely.

Tldr - hi I’m a weird hybrid Texan/Scot and I’ve really enjoyed this thread.
 
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Dannie

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I had a dream last night that I was drinking Bacardi Breezers with the Duchess of Cambridge and we were talking about the restraining order she had to take out on Meg. I think I need to stop reading this thread 😂
 
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I never understood the obsession with Diana (of course she died when I was about 6 and I didn’t know who she was here in the Wild West of Texas) - she always struck me as petulant and spoiled, though I don’t think she was TRYING to bring down the monarchy or anything. I think she was a deeply flawed human being with too much influence and the ability to turn people mindlessly to her defense.
Meg has a purposeful malice about her that is far more sinister to me.
 
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Scotch Mist

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.....his laces up?
I guess that might be a sretch for him and could take all morning. Doesn't account for the rest of his day.

It probably goes something like this:
05:00 woken by Smeg emailing staff and shouting at them on the phone.
07:00 Smeg brushes his teeth cos his morning breath is annoying her
07:15 Smeg throws a hair brush at him and makes a remark about his thinning locks
07:30 to 10:00 Harry ponders which Grey top to put on.
11:30 manages to finish dressing with help from the gardener
12:00 Smeg gives him a Kale smoothie
12:15 Harry is forced to run around the mansion for at least an hour before seeing Archie
13:30 Harry finds Archie locked in a cupboard
14:00 rolls around the floor laughing with Archie
14:05 Smeg shouts at them to shut up
14:06 Archie is whisked away by Nanny
14:10 Harry is given his video script for the day and Smeg makes him rehearse for an hour
15:00 Harry is allowed a cup of Kopi Luwak coffee and some 'vitamin' pills to wake him up
15:30 Smeg starts the video camera and whips him every time he gets a take wrong
18:00 the video is finally finished and Smeg allows Harry to kiss her hand
18:01 Smeg goes to wash her hands
18:15 Harry is allowed to play Super Mario Cart as a special treat
19:30 Harry goes to the dining room for a dinner of avocado soldiers and nut salad
20:00 Harry is allowed to call Archie on the baby monitor
21:00 Harry signs lots of official looking documents put in front of him by Smeg but isn't allowed to read them first
21:30 Smeg allows him to touch her lady parts
21:35 Harry is taken to bed by Nanny
 
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freda19

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You don't need to be fluent in a language to be able to claim you can speak it.
I can speak French and Irish when required to, up to a point. I can join in basic conversations in both but would struggle to discuss intensely deep subjects ... plus there are of course regional variations to be taken into account which can fuck with your head. No matter, I consider myself more than capable in three languages and consider pedantic nit picking over the actual intensity of a language ability is fucking boring.
I'm also very fluent in Cuntishness, in case no one has noticed, so actually 4 languages to my repertoire. Holy shit I'm cleverer than I thought.
And ginge n cringe are still cunts.
 
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freda19

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Yes I agree with that one and like Diane he will do it with aplomb and show the world his total disregard for anyone else's feelings

No doubt he will but HE hasn't murdered anyone, he's made a massive mistake, and that's the point I'm making, let the punishment fit the crime, he's been an total wanker but aren't we all sometimes ?
Nothing like the calculated lying bitch who he married , taking us all for fool's, disrespecti g the very people who took her into their family, buts let not forget EVERYONE of us did it for harry, it didn't work out, so now we hope he comes to his sense and limit the damage, we don't keep beating him with a stick till he's no fight left in him my opinion and there it is !
Hang on bubba, marrying her was the least of his misdeeds. :mad:The cunt planned this all from before the wedding. He and she colluded and as soon as she saw that positive preggy test they swung into action and tried to raid gangan's coffers and grab as much swag as they could. They were setting up their sussexroyal site and trademarking everything from pencils to track suits to tea towels in preparation for flogging their tatt under the Queen's name . He screwed us out of £45 million for their farce of a showbiz wedding and then screwed us some more for £2.4 million to do up a home for them ... and then they fucked off laughing their asses off at how gullible we were for thinking they married for love. They married so they could fuck off legally with as much swag as they could fiddle out of us and the family. Then to add insult to injury they pissed on our queen.

Marrying cunt face was the least of his "mistakes" as you class it.
He can stay fucked off, the bastard.
 
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Waterfountain

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Couple of stories on ccn today
A goodly Apple rotten to the core springs to mind.

sooo, what did Harry’s day to day life look like before Meghan?
anyone know what his daily routine was?
was he leaping up at 7 for breakfast, then getting to his office for 9, working on meetings and correspondence till 5 , and then meeting the lads for a few drinks
i don’t remember him doing much ribbon cutting or standing in for gangan do you?
where was he living?
just what was this playboy prince doing with his day?
we fill our lives with distractions to get us through life.
most of us have to work for a living . That’s distraction enough, and then we have the distraction of socialising to get us over the stress of work. We all know the game plan.
if you don’t have to work for a living,then you fill your life with lots of other distractions, friends, family, socialising..Hobbies, sexual encounters and so forth

we allneed these props because unless you’re like someone like the Dalai lAMA who likes to go deep into ones Mind and ponder on the meaning of life..it can get very uncomfortable giving your mind free rein to analyse the minutiae of a life that can start to feel a bit unworthwhile.
so, you maybe give yourselves a purpose..throw yourself into some charity work. Doing a bit of good to someone whose life isn’t as fortunate as your own.
That can all help to give you some uplift.

Harry, I believe has found himself in a very unique situation.
I think he thought he could have his departure on his terms. Popping in and out of Royal life, to reignite the connections, do a bit of charity and feel worthwhile, meanwhile leading a life of richness and celebrity that We mere mortals can only dream about.

the fact that the world wide situation has soured his plans, I believe has left him with some very uncomfortable feelings.

lots of time for his mind to have free reign on his thoughts and feelings. Not a good place to be when there’s not a lot you can do to change the situation.

doors arent opening for him. There’s no bowing and scraping to him. I expect he feels a bit of a,laughing stock.
he will be well aware that he’s yet another royal who has thrown it all away for the love a woman a feckless woman in his case.

i can imagine that the day hangs heavy on his hands while he tries to fill it with distractions , anything to keep those dark thoughts away.
I picture him looking inward and not liking what he sees.

most people strive all their lives to attain a fraction of what he had and he had it all and turned his back on it.
inside the mind of Harry will be quite a dark and frightening place, especially when he has no distractions to keep it occupied.

i cant imagine things being at all good for those two when the cameras aren’t on them because she too has been thwarted in her pursuit of world dominance . They never factored in the force of nature.

just my thoughts on his situation
 
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PennyCrayon

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Yes that's true . To be fair he's a composer and writer . He wrote songs for Celine dion and lots of other people . Michael Jackson was one of his clients. His connections are far and wide but he has never had royal ties with Harry or indeed the royal family. So why Harry would considerby him to be " like a father" is rubbish. This is the twisted misted markle and her so called friends in the entertainment business. Who she hasn't known for two minutes and will drop her as she will them as soon as she no longer has use of them. Canada is now gone in her itinerary and will the US as soon as she has used and abused what and who she can ... Tyler who ??? ! 😂
He’s probably hungry. Men only have two emotions. Hungry and horny. If you see one without an erection make him a sandwich.
 
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antinoos

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Yes Penny. i think we are all ‘living on the edge’ at the moment.
I get my weekly Tesco delivery in the morning and have amended it before time out to add, a fresh cream Victoria Sponge, fresh cream apple turnovers and egg custards.
Treat it as a bit of a holiday and indulge yourself with whatever it takes to gets you through.
The good news is we are due for sunny day tomorrow! X

P.S. I bet the terrible two have had big row and that’s why they are so quiet today.
Its amazing how many couples seem to have had the big dumb row, as me and Mrs Aunty call it, today. My cousin has just confessed that shes been such a cunt even her teenage kids wont speak to her (you go girl). As we are both quite rowy (Mrs Aunty once left me wearing the Sag Aloo at some Bengali joint on Brick Lane and took all the credit cards and money with her) One of us always starts laughing at the other, and sometimes it works. On the other hand somtimes its good to let the fucker know how much you hate them.
I think its important to try not to take your feelings too seriously at the moment.....easily said.
 
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antinoos

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Well Williams idiot brother can't even read a room, so I'm impressed if Wills can read a speech in French to the French. They were appreciative he made the effort and really who cares if his accent wasn't perfect, they understood him. Job done.
Nor do I. Im a big fan of William who seems like an intelligent, warm and thoroughly nice man born into a role that is something of a nightmare; which, for a naturally shy and modest person, he is pulling off with aplomb. Very like in some ways his very private, but exceptionally brave and dutiful, great Grandfather who was dropped into the job from hell, and also to some extent made into a better, indeed a great, monarch by a very smart and sympathetic wife.
 
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Scotch Mist

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Loving the comments...😆
'With Meghan, what began as a client relationship quickly turned into a dear friendship and she welcomed me into their lives.

'I feel very grateful to be a small part of their journey observing the passion for everything they do and compassion for the causes and people they meet, but also to witness the moments other people don’t see. Who they are at home, as parents, as partners, and friends, the kind and very down to earth people they are when no one is watching.

'Every day we learn something new and I have been taught so much by them, and I always leave our time together feeling fulfilled and inspired to help people in any small ways I can.'

🤣😁 More guff written by Meghan 🤣😆
 
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