Harry & Meghan #23 Twatwoman and the prisoner of Beverly Ridge.

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If ever there was a mis matched couple on the planet..look at these two..she would never have looked at him once if he wasnt a prince..says it all about both of them..he thought he could have anyone on the planet..oh..look at them now.
I think that’s a bit unfair. She’d have looked at him if he’d been a multi-millionaire or a Hollywood bigwig.😉
 
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To be fair, somedays I'd love to live in a separate house to the husband. I'm sick of having to make the bed (I've stopped telling him now, never bleeping works) and tidy up after him. I'll quite happily live separately and just meet up for company or 'perks'.
I know. When I see those house hunt programs where there is a little office/den at the end of the garden and the prospective buyer coos and ahs over it ? I just think "duck no". You'd be snuggled in with a good murder book and the door would be getting battered "Mammy where's my blue jim jams ... Yo Freda, where the feck have ya hid the nail clippers ... etc etc " 😡We'd end up storing bikes and paint in the "wonderful garden retreat".
 
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Sounds to me like he thinks you are criticising his performance in the bedroom, or you are accusing him of not performing frequently enough to expectations.
Either that or you put him off his game.
I think this as well, but there are no complaints in that area on my part. 😂 I did say that to him after he said all of that but he just grunted back at me. 😂 I really think he misunderstood my point. I think lockdown is getting to him because I am having to shield due to a chronic condition and immunosuppressant drugs, which means that he is having to shield with me.
 
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I'm the sexy one on the end 😜
With the cape? 😘
Yep ... been there done that.
Not actually literally watched it for the whole 5 hours, but kept popping out to see if the turd was still there.
In the end I ordered the perpetrator to dispose of it by whatever means necessary and leave no evidence of the method used (I know him so well).
No I did NOT ask how he did it, too afraid what the answer might be😢
All you need is a vessel big enough to carry enough water to flush down the loo and the pressure says goodbye to the unwelcome "guest" 😂
 
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Thank God for this Tattle thread, I need cheering up tonight! @Yorkiejules - I didn’t see you post about Pinky and The Brain or I would have done the same thing in response! Speaking of which, that theme song has been in my head all evening. 😂😂

I just had the most stupid “argument” with my boyfriend. I was watching a silly, trashy Channel 4 show called Sex Tape. On there, couples who aren’t having as much sex as they were in the beginning film themselves having sex and therapists watch the footage with them and help them to see if they can “get their spark back”. Anyway, whilst I was watching this, my boyfriend was on his laptop gaming. I turned to him and commented that I felt the people on this show had unrealistic expectations. I cited that the human sex drive diminishes each time you have sex with the same partner and that it’s natural that the frequency of sex decreases in line with that, but that relationships are more about stability, trust, comfort etc. Then I said the people on the show needed to realise that there was a balance to be had (because they all wanted earth shattering sex 5 times a week). My boyfriend then started to rant at me because “if I want more sex, then I know where the door is” and that I need to “find someone my own age if I want that” because “men his age aren’t messed up by all the porn millennials have seen”. He is twice my age and we have been together for almost 3.5 years. I think he completely misunderstood what I was saying and is now sulking. I’m finding solace on Tattle in a separate room!
He's a silly bleep. (I mean that affectionately).
He is probably more aware (And fretful) of your age difference than he'll admit.
You probably interrupted him killing 49 baddies and escaping with the hostage to safety in his online game.
He'll be fine later.
 
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I was just having a nosey at Instagram and neither the royal family nor Clarence House mentioned W&K’s anniversary, only W&K themselves did. So I don’t see why they would have mentioned H&M’s anniversary on there anyway, even if they did like them 😄

edited to add that I can now see that W&K looks like WANK and I now can’t unsee it
 
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I was just having a nosey at Instagram and neither the royal family nor Clarence House mentioned W&K’s anniversary, only W&K themselves did. So I don’t see why they would have mentioned H&M’s anniversary on there anyway, even if they did like them 😄
My parents (who were married for 50 years until death did them part), were always of the opinion that their wedding anniversary was something between the two of them, so no acknowledgement, cards or gift were required from anyone else. The only exceptions were ‘milestones’ such as their silver, ruby and golden wedding anniversaries.
 
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My parents (who were married for 50 years until death did them part), were always of the opinion that their wedding anniversary was something between the two of them, so no acknowledgement, cards or gift were required from anyone else. The only exceptions were ‘milestones’ such as their silver, ruby and golden wedding anniversaries.
Same in my family. I can't remember when my sister got married either 😁
 
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Thank God for this Tattle thread, I need cheering up tonight! @Yorkiejules - I didn’t see you post about Pinky and The Brain or I would have done the same thing in response! Speaking of which, that theme song has been in my head all evening. 😂😂

I just had the most stupid “argument” with my boyfriend. I was watching a silly, trashy Channel 4 show called Sex Tape. On there, couples who aren’t having as much sex as they were in the beginning film themselves having sex and therapists watch the footage with them and help them to see if they can “get their spark back”. Anyway, whilst I was watching this, my boyfriend was on his laptop gaming. I turned to him and commented that I felt the people on this show had unrealistic expectations. I cited that the human sex drive diminishes each time you have sex with the same partner and that it’s natural that the frequency of sex decreases in line with that, but that relationships are more about stability, trust, comfort etc. Then I said the people on the show needed to realise that there was a balance to be had (because they all wanted earth shattering sex 5 times a week). My boyfriend then started to rant at me because “if I want more sex, then I know where the door is” and that I need to “find someone my own age if I want that” because “men his age aren’t messed up by all the porn millennials have seen”. He is twice my age and we have been together for almost 3.5 years. I think he completely misunderstood what I was saying and is now sulking. I’m finding solace on Tattle in a separate room!
Thank God for this Tattle thread, I need cheering up tonight! @Yorkiejules - I didn’t see you post about Pinky and The Brain or I would have done the same thing in response! Speaking of which, that theme song has been in my head all evening. 😂😂

I just had the most stupid “argument” with my boyfriend. I was watching a silly, trashy Channel 4 show called Sex Tape. On there, couples who aren’t having as much sex as they were in the beginning film themselves having sex and therapists watch the footage with them and help them to see if they can “get their spark back”. Anyway, whilst I was watching this, my boyfriend was on his laptop gaming. I turned to him and commented that I felt the people on this show had unrealistic expectations. I cited that the human sex drive diminishes each time you have sex with the same partner and that it’s natural that the frequency of sex decreases in line with that, but that relationships are more about stability, trust, comfort etc. Then I said the people on the show needed to realise that there was a balance to be had (because they all wanted earth shattering sex 5 times a week). My boyfriend then started to rant at me because “if I want more sex, then I know where the door is” and that I need to “find someone my own age if I want that” because “men his age aren’t messed up by all the porn millennials have seen”. He is twice my age and we have been together for almost 3.5 years. I think he completely misunderstood what I was saying and is now sulking. I’m finding solace on Tattle in a separate room!
Tell him to feck off in the other room for the night and you might see him in the morning if he changes his attitude !!!! 😂
 
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My parents (who were married for 50 years until death did them part), were always of the opinion that their wedding anniversary was something between the two of them, so no acknowledgement, cards or gift were required from anyone else. The only exceptions were ‘milestones’ such as their silver, ruby and golden wedding anniversaries.
Me too, but to be fair, my husband and I are both lucky if either of us acknowledge our own 🙈
 
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Oh God it must be tattle thing. I LOVE being called names. It just makes me laugh.
We were in Dublin a few years ago on a hen do and saw Ronan Keating come out of a posh hotel. We were half cut (drunk) of course so we all 10 of us stood ( more like wobbled)there and started singing LOUDLY
🎼🎼🎼"You say it best, when you say nothing at all !"🎼🎼🎼
and he paused at his limo door, glared over at us and yelled "SHUT YER GOBS YA BUNCH OF CULCHIE CUNTS !"
:love::love::love: We literally fell on the pavement in hysterics. It was very messy and some wee was involved.😊
Best insult ever ! It's our go-to insult now to diffuse tense girlie confrontations.



PS , culchie is a country bumpkin.


I want to party with you @freda19

**off subject - Kerry Gold Irish butter is the secret weapon to the BEST chocolate chip cookies EVERRRRRR!!!!!!! I'm making 4 doz for hubs shift at the Sheriff's Dept as well 3 doz homemade spicey Chile Verde chicken taquitos for them. House smells DELISH!!!

ok back to our regularly scheduled program 😂😂😂
 
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Yes that's true . To be fair he's a composer and writer . He wrote songs for Celine dion and lots of other people . Michael Jackson was one of his clients. His connections are far and wide but he has never had royal ties with Harry or indeed the royal family. So why Harry would considerby him to be " like a father" is rubbish. This is the twisted misted markle and her so called friends in the entertainment business. Who she hasn't known for two minutes and will drop her as she will them as soon as she no longer has use of them. Canada is now gone in her itinerary and will the US as soon as she has used and abused what and who she can ... Tyler who ??? ! 😂
He’s probably hungry. Men only have two emotions. Hungry and horny. If you see one without an erection make him a sandwich.
 
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I really do hope I cheer ppl up on here and you can appreciate my strange sense of humour....
I am shortly going to have a fight with the predictive text facility on my phone cos I know BESTEST watci want to rite so it can big office.
I was also wishing them a happy animal vary this morn as I wasss Clermont the shower trap.i fort Lauderdale that magic mog would nut b duding this and the hairstyles were making my sick,god jop they went mine...
U sea knew invention s are knot Al they are created equal....
I hop u r Al 💯👌. Bester witches to you💔🤪
 
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I wonder who this is? 😂😂


(and I’m glad I’m not the only one who sees W&K like wank 😂😂😂)
 
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