Harry & Meghan #23 Twatwoman and the prisoner of Beverly Ridge.

[Team JCM]

As much as I think the bleep is a bleep, I’m calling BS on that one. I’ve said this before but you simply can’t be that thick and be able to fly an Apache helicopter. It’s a 35 million pound airframe. Not even the Army are stupid enough to let an unqualified, posh, thick bleep fly it.

For balance, Rachel is also, a bleep!

He sat next to the actual pilot on the fake disarmed controls / didn’t even notice they were made out of plastic

So you’re trying to tell me that the Army let him go through the training process as a bleeping vanity project?

More a baby sitting arrangement

I hear what you‘re saying Freda but if someone has fudged his flying records that much then they need bleeping shooting.

They’ve done worse fudged Archies birth certificates and details

 

[CynicalCynthia]

 

[Melodybear]

There is one crucial difference. Wallis may have been a prize witch, and she was no conventional beauty, but she had enough style to define an era; and she was by all accounts extremely funny. I always think shes like Amal Clooney - a gay mans idea of a beautiful and sexy woman.
Smegs is an angular z lister with the IQ of plankton and a face like a welders bench.

I think Wallis must have also had a magical, mystical vajayjay that enchanted men!

 

[antinoos]

I think Wallis must have also had a magical, mystical vajayjay that enchanted men!

I think all that stuff about the "Singapore Clutch" that she is supposed to have picked up in the brothels of Shanghai is actually a load of misogynistic horseshit. All the evidence is that the little Prince wasnt that bothered by the old in and out, and his previous mistresses tended to be somewhat maternal figures with whom he played house. He contracted measels as an adolescent and a low sex drive and sterility can be a consequence. I suspect Harry would have had a better chance of a meaningful life if: (a) he wasnt a bleep; (b) he'd married someone who never argued and put his socks out in the morning: "Meghan..Its all floppy doppy!"

 

[Campagne]

The comments on this are epic smackdowns of the sofa surfer.......she's such a nasty twit



The "neighbors".........

Really Gayle?? Really??

More from what.meghan.wants IG

She was so rude to that reporter.
”where did you go to high school”
” I’m from here”

isit really a big deal to be from LA?
who gives a monkey’s

So this is why she wore all those ill fitting garments

No wonder she had such a massive tax bill.
And now wonder as part of the Sussex royal proposal she only wanted high profile gigs. She would have raked in millions from product placement.
disgusting, grubby fame bleep.

Charles and William do not speak 5 languages so far as I’m aware. If they ever need to speak another language, at a formal dinner for a special guest or whatever, they read it off a cue card.

William does speak 5 languages

In that excruciating recent "comedy" video with the insufferable Stephen Fry William (who is clearly a smart chap) made it quite clear he doesnt speak French which is sad.

William definitely speaks French. ill try to find a link
Here. (Accent is not great!)


and for good measure; here he is speaking Welsh.

 

[suspecrobot]

She was so rude to that reporter.
”where did you go to high school”
” I’m from here”

isit really a big deal to be from LA?
who gives a monkey’s


No wonder she had such a massive tax bill.
And now wonder as part of the Sussex royal proposal she only wanted high profile gigs. She would have raked in millions from product placement.
disgusting, grubby fame bleep.


William does speak 5 languages

Not to be pedantic (proceeds to be pedantic ) but I don’t believe he can have a proper conversation in 5 languages, which is what I would call fluent. I can say a few words or sentences in about 6 but I’m only fluent in one.

 

[Campagne]

Not to be pedantic (proceeds to be pedantic ) but I don’t believe he can have a proper conversation in 5 languages, which is what I would call fluent. I can say a few words or sentences in about 6 but I’m only fluent in one.

I would say he’s fluent in English, French and Welsh, But a “smattering“ of others.
The Cambridge children may be learning spanish from their nanny.

 

[freda19]

Charles and William do not speak 5 languages so far as I’m aware. If they ever need to speak another language, at a formal dinner for a special guest or whatever, they read it off a cue card.

How Many Languages Can Prince William Speak?

Apparently, the Duke of Cambridge is quite the royal linguist. Find out how many languages Prince William can speak, here.

www.cheatsheet.com

 

[Team JCM]

Facialist def didn’t get paid they don’t pay anyone. what Chapman got was press for her business via association and therefore exposure and increased business to her salon. Also chapman does skincare not makeup - she didn’t do her makeup she prepped her skin. The other guy did her makeup

 

[suspecrobot]

I would say he’s fluent in English, French and Welsh, But a “smattering“ of others.
The Cambridge children may be learning spanish from their nanny.

Anyone can read a speech in a foreign language. I don’t know a word of Spanish, but I could fake it if someone kindly wrote it all out for me.

She was so rude to that reporter.
”where did you go to high school”
” I’m from here”

isit really a big deal to be from LA?
who gives a monkey’s


No wonder she had such a massive tax bill.
And now wonder as part of the Sussex royal proposal she only wanted high profile gigs. She would have raked in millions from product placement.
disgusting, grubby fame bleep.


William does speak 5 languages


William definitely speaks French. ill try to find a link
Here. (Accent is not great!)


and for good measure; here he is speaking Welsh.

If you call asking every person the same question over and over (sut mae, pronounce shmai meaning how are you) then yes William is fluent in

She was so rude to that reporter.
”where did you go to high school”
” I’m from here”

isit really a big deal to be from LA?
who gives a monkey’s


No wonder she had such a massive tax bill.
And now wonder as part of the Sussex royal proposal she only wanted high profile gigs. She would have raked in millions from product placement.
disgusting, grubby fame bleep.


William does speak 5 languages


William definitely speaks French. ill try to find a link
Here. (Accent is not great!)


and for good measure; here he is speaking Welsh.

All he’s saying in Welsh is ‘sut mae‘ pronounced shmi, which means how are you. He says it over and over, but can’t engage any further because er, he can’t speak Welsh.

I speak Welsh so it kind of irks me that he gets the credit for it. To be fair, it is a really bloody hard language to learn.

Reading out a speech in French which no doubt someone else has translated for him isn’t speaking French.

My pedantic ass is going to explode in a minute

 

[Chum]

How Many Languages Can Prince William Speak?

Apparently, the Duke of Cambridge is quite the royal linguist. Find out how many languages Prince William can speak, here.

www.cheatsheet.com

So, he speaks "a little" Swahili and Gaelic. I wonder what's little; he can order a beer and snacks at a bar, or call a plumber and explain an issue with his boiler? As a non-native English speaker myself, I wonder if there's a difference in what's considered "speaking"

*edit* I agree with @suspecrobot 's thoughts on fluency.

 

[freda19]

You don't need to be fluent in a language to be able to claim you can speak it.
I can speak French and Irish when required to, up to a point. I can join in basic conversations in both but would struggle to discuss intensely deep subjects ... plus there are of course regional variations to be taken into account which can duck with your head. No matter, I consider myself more than capable in three languages and consider pedantic nit picking over the actual intensity of a language ability is bleeping boring.
I'm also very fluent in Cuntishness, in case no one has noticed, so actually 4 languages to my repertoire. Holy tit I'm cleverer than I thought.
And ginge n cringe are still cunts.

 

[Scotch Mist]

You don't need to be fluent in a language to be able to claim you can speak it.
I can speak French and Irish when required to, up to a point. I can join in basic conversations in both but would struggle to discuss intensely deep subjects ... plus there are of course regional variations to be taken into account which can duck with your head. No matter, I consider myself more than capable in three languages and consider pedantic nit picking over the actual intensity of a language ability is bleeping boring.
I'm also very fluent in Cuntishness, in case no one has noticed, so actually 4 languages to my repertoire. Holy tit I'm cleverer than I thought.
And ginge n cringe are still cunts.

I don't care how many languages they speak either. All that matters on this thread is the general dubious behaviour of twatwoman and the hostages.

 

[Cosmo69]

William does speak 5 languages


William definitely speaks French. ill try to find a link
Here. (Accent is not great!)


and for good measure; here he is speaking Welsh.

Wow, he speaks more than one language! What an amazing achievement, given his hard times in a council house and at a comprehensi- oh no, that's a few other people. The best private tutors, all the support he requires, and speech writers on top of that. The guy's a genius!

 

[antinoos]

She was so rude to that reporter.
”where did you go to high school”
” I’m from here”

isit really a big deal to be from LA?
who gives a monkey’s


No wonder she had such a massive tax bill.
And now wonder as part of the Sussex royal proposal she only wanted high profile gigs. She would have raked in millions from product placement.
disgusting, grubby fame bleep.


William does speak 5 languages


William definitely speaks French. ill try to find a link
Here. (Accent is not great!)


and for good measure; here he is speaking Welsh.

Interesting. He certainly can read French with a terrible accent but I honestly dont think he is a fluent speaker. The way he reads it displays no real understanding of what he's reading.
In the bit with Stephen Fry a couple of weeks ago which is predicated on the usual bullshit about "Sir" Stephen being officially the worlds cleverest man ever (according to the BBC) he says in response to William asking him "Hows your French" in the ponciest manner imaginable (complete with faux modestie) that he has "..une poignee de familiere et classique...a smattering of classical and colloquial French" and William says "I literally have no idea what you're talking about". Now I know its scripted and for some reason everyone has to cringe before Fry's mighty brain, but it would have been much funnier if William had replied in French, and if he really could speak it surely it would have been irresistable?
The Queen btw was caught out by some radio pranksters into having a very politically tricky conversation in French with the Canadian PM about Quebec seperatism. She handled it with her usual savoir faire in idiomatic French, even making a little joke. She really is a class act. I really like William, and I'm no Royalist, and I think he is a smart cookie, but I honestly dont think he can speak fluent French.

I don't care how many languages they speak either. All that matters on this thread is the general dubious behaviour of twatwoman and the hostages.

I find the more alcohol I have consumed the better and louder my command of a surprising range of Languages.

 

[WallacesDog]

Poor Harry was kept waiting

Oh I saw this, this morning on Twitter and it made me 'kick the bed' cross.
Her snigger incredulous then his face, like thunder- how very dare a leader of a country, you know a person with a real bleeping job and a country dependent on their leadership and good judgment, keep a useless playboy prince and his tit show gal waiting all of 2 minutes whilst guest of their country???!!!
Grrrr your mask slipped there, Hazza boy!
I really should get out more.... not really, stay home, save lives, kiddiewinks...just mind your pedicure kicking the leaba Ouch.

 

[suspecrobot]

Oh no, Freda is bored! Mea culpa

I admit to the pedantry. What pisses me off is the comparison between thicko Harry and clever William when they’re probably much of a muchness academically. What William does have is lots more commonsense.

 

[Yorkiejules]

I am very worried that the pair are quiet ATM....It feels like when your kids are in the next room and it goes silent....
I have an ominous feeling that something ominous is going to ominously occur...
FWIW...I don't give a how many languages they can fluently speak.. that's the kind of day I'm having so there
Someone kick them and tell them to get back to being nasty and manipulating,or I may have to comment on the PS thread...now there's another grooming young men nearly underage cul de sac hate him nearly as much as pinkyATB...I digress...going to fix the satnav

I nearly forgot ....you will never guess what I am eating.........
Only sugared almonds

 

[Scotch Mist]

I am very worried that the pair are quiet ATM....It feels like when your kids are in the next room and it goes silent....
I have an ominous feeling that something ominous is going to ominously occur...
FWIW...I don't give a how many languages they can fluently speak.. that's the kind of day I'm having so there
Someone kick them and tell them to get back to being nasty and manipulating,or I may have to comment on the PS thread...now there's another grooming young men nearly underage cul de sac hate him nearly as much as pinkyATB...I digress...going to fix the satnav

Yes it is ominously quiet from them at the moment (highly suspicious).
With any luck they've been kidnapped by
And are probably learning how to speak Vulcan or whatever

Oh no, Freda is bored! Mea culpa

I admit to the pedantry. What pisses me off is the comparison between thicko Harry and clever William when they’re probably much of a muchness academically. What William does have is lots more commonsense.

I think William is probably a bit brighter than Harry, he did at least manage to do a degree course even though he's not brain of Britain.
Luckily for him he has an intelligent wife to play with rather than a grifting yacht girl

 

[Team JCM]

I am very worried that the pair are quiet ATM....It feels like when your kids are in the next room and it goes silent....
I have an ominous feeling that something ominous is going to ominously occur...
FWIW...I don't give a how many languages they can fluently speak.. that's the kind of day I'm having so there
Someone kick them and tell them to get back to being nasty and manipulating,or I may have to comment on the PS thread...now there's another grooming young men nearly underage cul de sac hate him nearly as much as pinkyATB...I digress...going to fix the satnav

I nearly forgot ....you will never guess what I am eating.........
Only sugared almonds

I’m nibbling on a slice of two year old wedding cake.