Harry & Meghan #23 Twatwoman and the prisoner of Beverly Ridge.

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Here she is again this time doing it to the Queen
Did they forget already that they’re no longer working royals, so that puts them on a level with. Zara, Beatrice etc ie irrelevant. They relegated themselves to the back row!




New video from Yankee Wally about Lady C
Lady C’s ex husband sounds a right charmer!

of Harry,
”with a D in Geography I doubt he even knows he’s in America“ 😂😂


(the transgender stuff might hit a nerve)




Photos are lovely, & they’ve even managed 4 pictures of Archie!
 
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Just caught the end of a programme on KP and the RF.
i think it will On ch5+1
Just talking about Megz. Katie Nichols gushing 🤢
 
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Hey y’all, lurker and newbie. Brief bio to explain my background and context for this whole tattle tale, skip if you like.

I’m a Texan raised girl but I lived in the UK (Scotland) for about 6 years and moved back last year. Really missing the UK but couldn’t afford to stay there :p
I’ve never been all that interested in the royals - I love history and British history was a favorite (the year 1066 and the fall of Anglo-Saxon England was my obsession for quite a while) so I appreciate the symbolic import of the monarchy but am not as interested as some. In fact I kind of disliked William and Kate, not so much because of them as people, but because I was sick of my contemporaries being so obsessed with them - I’ve always been prone to subconsciously dislike anything ‘popular’, so that played a part. I was a fresher in uni when they got married and remember my roommate waking me up at 3 AM so she could watch the wedding (I didn’t care and I had an exam the following morning :p)

All that to say, I didn’t care much about H and M either. I remember some of my British friends teasing me about the American woman, but since most of my friends over there were metal head biker dudes they didn’t pay much attention either. I was in Stockholm on holiday with my brother when the wedding was going on - we saw it on the TV at a TGI Friday’s (gettin that Swedish cuisine, right?) and I just remember having zero interest in the whole thing. Frankly I wondered why it was being shown but I just shrugged it off and dove into my jalepeno poppers.

Now, possibly because I’m weirdly connected to the UK and because of lockdown boredom (I was job hunting when this virus broke out) I find myself uncharacteristically diving into this topic. I’ve come to really like Kate and William just because they are behaving in such an honorable and dignified manner. I have always been raised to be disciplined and conscious of one’s responsibilities, and the entire worldview that Meagain represents turns my stomach, and it pains me that many think of it as THE AMERICAN way. The woke culture is obnoxiously loud here, but occasionally there are still those of us who can put on our big boy or girl trousers and toe the line - but we’re called un-PC and bigoted for standing by our convictions and being accountable for our actions.

I’m also definitely looking forward to watching them crash and burn. Karma can be very satisfying.

So not sure I’ll participate much, but I’m enjoying it all immensely.

Tldr - hi I’m a weird hybrid Texan/Scot and I’ve really enjoyed this thread.
 
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bleeping hell his bald patch is worse than his fathers 😂😂😂 let's hope poor old Archie doesn't have that gene
 
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Turned Tv over to record it just as Hazza was gushing about the doe eyed silly cow 😤 Missed start so recording it on +1 . thanks for the heads up xxx
No worries x on a different note I know that if anyone can ruffle feathers ie murkle and hurtle ( headlong into an abyss) it will be lady CC . She's not everyone's cup of tea. But she will absolutely ruin their reputation and is both Admired and Feared also Tragically understood in royal circles. Crazy but Right on a lot of Ramblings....I can't wait for the games to commence And there's only one sure winner ...Our Queen !
 
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Patricia nutty Arquette was married to Nicholas Cage, separated after just 9 months but pretended to be together for the next 5 years for some reason.
He's a nutter, as is she. I read a blind on him recently and was :eek::eek::eek: So I just looked him up and he sounds ... lovely. Very apt company for Smeggy and co. The article asks you to disable your adblocker though, so I took one for the team to copy this.

The Motel
It was not that long ago that this sometime A+ list mostly movie actor who really hovers at the A/A- list range had to sell of a lot of stuff.
Much like Johnny Depp, he had a ton of houses and possessions but not enough cash flow.
He also owed the tax man a ton of money.
So, he had a fire sale and signed up for some easy paychecks.
One of the things he didn’t sell, and that most people don’t even know he owns is a motel. Located in the heart of Koreatown here in LA, it is next to what Koreans would call a room salon.
It is a place where men gather and have drinks served to them by barely dressed barely legal women.
There is a lot of groping and often times money is exchanged and the men want to have sex with one of the women.
Our actor has owned it for close to two decades.
It is said he gets a cut of whatever the men pay the women plus the hotel room charge, plus of course a never ending supply of porn.
Each room is completely wired for video and sound.
The actor spared no expense and has two technicians who make sure everything is running smoothly.
Over the last few years, the actor has enjoyed a direct to home video feed of each motel room.
Our actor has also managed to capture on film several studio heads, athletes, agents and managers.
There have also been several local politicians.
Our actor doesn’t extort them for money, but makes sure that each of them knows he has recordings of them having sex with barely legal women.
It is one of the reasons he gets paid double for crap movies and why he keeps getting booked for tons of movies despite all of his personal foibles and addiction issues.



totally got her mixed up with Robyn Wright! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ Totally my bad!! But she's still a Fekking nutter!!!

Patricia Arquette was never married to Sean Penn.
yes, I had her confused with someone else. Thank you.

Sorry to interrupt y'all ..just seen on TV Kensington Palace on now channel 5. ..looks good .gossip on our horrible markles.😂😆
As you were !!!!
What did it say???

Hey y’all, lurker and newbie. Brief bio to explain my background and context for this whole tattle tale, skip if you like.

I’m a Texan raised girl but I lived in the UK (Scotland) for about 6 years and moved back last year. Really missing the UK but couldn’t afford to stay there :p
I’ve never been all that interested in the royals - I love history and British history was a favorite (the year 1066 and the fall of Anglo-Saxon England was my obsession for quite a while) so I appreciate the symbolic import of the monarchy but am not as interested as some. In fact I kind of disliked William and Kate, not so much because of them as people, but because I was sick of my contemporaries being so obsessed with them - I’ve always been prone to subconsciously dislike anything ‘popular’, so that played a part. I was a fresher in uni when they got married and remember my roommate waking me up at 3 AM so she could watch the wedding (I didn’t care and I had an exam the following morning :p)

All that to say, I didn’t care much about H and M either. I remember some of my British friends teasing me about the American woman, but since most of my friends over there were metal head biker dudes they didn’t pay much attention either. I was in Stockholm on holiday with my brother when the wedding was going on - we saw it on the TV at a TGI Friday’s (gettin that Swedish cuisine, right?) and I just remember having zero interest in the whole thing. Frankly I wondered why it was being shown but I just shrugged it off and dove into my jalepeno poppers.

Now, possibly because I’m weirdly connected to the UK and because of lockdown boredom (I was job hunting when this virus broke out) I find myself uncharacteristically diving into this topic. I’ve come to really like Kate and William just because they are behaving in such an honorable and dignified manner. I have always been raised to be disciplined and conscious of one’s responsibilities, and the entire worldview that Meagain represents turns my stomach, and it pains me that many think of it as THE AMERICAN way. The woke culture is obnoxiously loud here, but occasionally there are still those of us who can put on our big boy or girl trousers and toe the line - but we’re called un-PC and bigoted for standing by our convictions and being accountable for our actions.

I’m also definitely looking forward to watching them crash and burn. Karma can be very satisfying.

So not sure I’ll participate much, but I’m enjoying it all immensely.

Tldr - hi I’m a weird hybrid Texan/Scot and I’ve really enjoyed this thread.
Hi neighbor (SW Louisiana) 👋🏼
 
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Ok it's Eurovision night in Europe (and Australia and Iran and anywhere who wants to - I personally hate the contest 😆) But in homage to the evening and me drinking too much wine and hating Westlife for ever covering ABBA, actually I hate Westlife full stop)

Meghan's interpretation of 'i have a dweam' (Meghan in brackets)

I have a dream, a fantasy
(I'll become the president of USA because I'm very important)
To help me through reality
(No I AM important, believe it)

And my destination makes it worth the while
(The USA, there's no business like showbusiness)
Pushing through the darkness still another mile
(Bloody corona virus, hopefully a cure so I can stay in the headlines)
I believe in angels
(Anyone who will pay me $$)
Something good in everything I see
(Oprah, Clooney, serena, hmmm they can help me on my way up)
I believe in angels
(And Tyler too)
When I know the time is right for me
(Straight after dropping the heir)
I'll cross the stream, I have a dream
(Cross the pond)
I'll cross the stream, I have a dream
(I'll get rid of those toxic in laws with my fantasy diary)
 
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'With Meghan, what began as a client relationship quickly turned into a dear friendship and she welcomed me into their lives.

'I feel very grateful to be a small part of their journey observing the passion for everything they do and compassion for the causes and people they meet, but also to witness the moments other people don’t see. Who they are at home, as parents, as partners, and friends, the kind and very down to earth people they are when no one is watching.

'Every day we learn something new and I have been taught so much by them, and I always leave our time together feeling fulfilled and inspired to help people in any small ways I can.'

🤣😁 More guff written by Meghan 🤣😆
Don’t be daft she can’t write she dictates it to Ginge and they pick a random nobody as the named author
 
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Is everyone watching Eurovision?
I'm enjoying it tonight, some of it is better than usual and rather touching.
 
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Don’t be daft she can’t write she dictates it to Ginge and they pick a random nobody as the named author
Is it the same firm that came up with the title idea for their book? When I saw that all I could think was -

‘Ms Markle, the Fritzl kids are on the phone, they want to commiserate.’
 
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I bet they are sooo glad they pick a state that's in lockdown til July.....couldn't make it up...it's like she can't even do a good job of being a narcissist.even the ghost writer of her book that she denies she wrote has dropped her in it with the trial,telling everyone on record that she knew the letter would be published,if that doesn't shoot her down in flames,the lawyers bills will.They have also outstayed their welcome at Tyler's..and now they are properly pissed off,I mean sad,that they couldn't hog the Limelight and the good publicity for the RF round robin call.good job there's lots of bedrooms at their hotel,cos h will be experiencing all of them,mainly the one farest away from mad meg cos I bet Archie's got his ear muffs in to drown out the wailing,knashing of teeth and the swearing🙈🙊
Bet that's why h stinks in his one t-shirt,cos he dared not go in the shower incase physcho comes in his room🤯🗡🙈
It's like a living nightmare...all that work muella de vile has done to get this far....hardly seems fair,does it🤣so sad,never mind, goodbye.
 
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Attention! I'm sorry if my humour is subpar, please ignore if you don't enjoy it.

I don’t know much about hair transplants, but do they shave the area before the transplant?
Could that be why it looks like that?
 
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Re the home...I think they are both a set of avaricious tight twats and won't spend unless it's someone' else's money.i think they don't want to buy somewhere incase it hasn't got enough prestige,etc and incase as soon as they buy somewhere,they won't be satisfied and she , especially will want somewhere else and I think these properties are very easy to buy and very hard to sell.Atm their image is taking a right knock and noone really wants to be associated with them incase their bad luck/bad timing rubs off..or meagain is waiting the 6 MTHS for the divorce cos she will get cash and a house anyway cos of archie.i don't think anywhere will be good enough except if it's free,then it will be wonderful.cant really imagine them settling down anywhere tbh,they strike me as a pair of drifters,alittle like prince/princess Michael of Kent.they have been paying a peppercorn rent for years in return for some public appearances and getting away with as little as possible,and now they have finally been sussed for the scroungers they have always been,they are having to pay a fairer rent.it was reported,last yr I think,could be wrong.sges another one who tends to attract bad publicity (re blackamoor brooch to meet meagain,oops on purpose,was suspected to have iffy German connection but not sure so pinch of salt time)
The whole RF have loads of skeletons in their wardrobes and meagain will know all of them from h.
Oh,h darling,please tell me all about your lovely family in detail,the unofficial version.im not recording on my phone and I won't ever tell a soul,pretty please.🙈😂
❤😘🤗
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