Glamfairysworld #10 carpets still grim, curtains still closed, anxiety high and her Instagram account exposed

[Marylou]

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Jessie went to see her mate but had to pay the going rate.

 

[Ineedmorecoffee]

Maybe I’m wrong. But when we were slowly renovating our house we have done the bits that are important to and will benefit how we function as a family. So kitchen, bathroom, windows etc. The front door, garage door and driveway were the last things we did. I have a secret hankering to have a nicer drive, but good old tarmac will be fine.

The fact that they’ve done the outside first screams fur coat and no knickers. Tinpot millionaires. As long as the neighbours think you’ve got it, that’s all that matters.

 

[CrapEars]

No. She means “I didn’t take you with me because my husband doesn’t know I film in shops and I don’t want to do it in front of him”

 

[Doodlebug71]

This fat pat butcher bumhole face gets in everywhere

 

[FoxyBingo]

She’s actually tarted herself up and gone to lakeside at the crack of dawn to the book signing of a childrens book without her children. Good grief she needs help

 

[CrapEars]

You know “Mr” Isa is never going to be allowed to touch that book. She’ll probably have it set in resin and then add it to her Hinch shrine along with the box from some cleaning stuff she was gifted once and a “handwritten” (pre printed) note from Hinch.

 

[Runforestrun]

Could you even begin to be excited about a driveway when you’re sitting on sofas like these and a kitchen like this?

 

[Moneybags]

The pure hated she has for some people

 

[CrapEars]

She’s the wife of someone who co-runs some restaurants right? So why is every day so “hectic” and “manic”? Bossman appears to spend a fair amount of time at home, I’m sure all the restaurants have staff who actually run them. All Grim apparently has to do is the odd very quick cash & carry run and delivering things between the restaurants.
She’s stopped telling us she’s at work every evening, stopped showing the Tuesday night “singers” (I use that word very loosely), she’s obviously been busted by either her idiot husband or his family. What is her account actually about now? She does nothing, shows nothing, just moans about being busy but doesn’t specify why.
Awful woman.

 

[JG54]

What a difference, how is she not embarrassed turning up looking like a completely different person in real life

 

[Eeyore147]

We’re only just starting season 2 - f**k me I thought we were on at least season 6!

 

[Runforestrun]

‘Absolute carnage’ wtf, why is she so dramatic? It’s a fucking theme night at a restaurant that they’ve been doing for months, why does she make it sound like she’s hosting bare knuckle fighting ffs?!
That bag tho

 

[Badaboom]

Who takes, and then posts, a selfie at a funeral 🫣

 

[CrapEars]

Ooooh. Social anxiety! She’s SOOOOOOOOOOOO anxious! What a terrible shame that she has the very same made up ailment that her idol has (I’m not saying anxiety is made up btw, just Grim’s & Hinch’s anxiety)
Oh well, it’ll give her something to natter about with Hinch won’t it. Oh no, she won’t get a chance to natter will she? It’ll be a quick mumbled meeting, a quick filtered pic and then she’ll be ushered away. I cannot wait for the comedown.

 

[FoxyBingo]

A real boss lady would send her staff to the cash and carry.

 

[CrapEars]

She’s sorting out her piles and piles of makeup. So far she’s got about 20 foundations. I know she’s got more faces than Big Ben but surely even she doesn’t need that much stuff to smear on her face?
there’s hundreds of ££s worth of makeup in that huge pile. Yet she continues to buy more and more, just to keep up with the Insta huns.
Every time she talks it’s more and more like Hinch. I don’t know where “Jessie” comes from but she currently lives in south East London / Surrey, where they do NOT speak like Essex chavs. But the “Love iiittttttt”s and the “Blooomin”s are just pure Hinch. What a sad little life Jane, copying a lying Essex chav so much that you even try to talk like her.

 

[Reasonwhy]

I’m a boss lady and part of the perks is i get someone from my team to do stuff for me is that not what being a boss lady is!? Telling others what to do!?

 

[Runforestrun]

Remember Lucy who won the ‘glam advent’? Not even mentioned grim as one of her fave accounts and I thought they were supposed to be close.

They probably were friends before Grim sent her that box of out of date shite and she had to pretend to love everything for 30 days

 

[Runforestrun]

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a quick recap - she’s still not glam, still lives in a shit hole of old lady furniture and furnishings, still doesn’t open her curtains and is still a twat.

 

[pinkgin147]

Just when you think she couldn’t get more vile. Selfies at any funeral are a big no no. But to use the Queen for engagement is disgusting.