Fopperholic #92 part time mum, full time C U Next Tuesday!!

[Latetotheparty]

he reminded me so much of mr bean in that photo, and then I found this gem

 

[JustWonderingIf]

Pob?!

 

[Sweetbutpsycho]

What a treat these pair are...

 

[Dgrey2]

Saw her at a local farm park on Monday, I've seen her there a few times now. Look we all have our bad days as parents but the way she spoke to both twins was vile. She barked at them like dogs and it was constant.

One of them didn't follow her after buying some food in the soft play and she spoke to him so harshly it was awful, he is a toddler, just go back hold his hand and say let's go this way now.

The pictures she has recently posted must be old too (or edited) because she's alot bigger IRL.

 

[JustWonderingIf]

Pontins have announced their summer 2022 mascot

 

[swipe_up]

Well I think his outfit is excellent…

An excellent form of contraception

#vaginaldrynessguatanteed

 

[JustWonderingIf]

For a 40 year old woman she’s very prudish. People get naked in spas, big deal.

Thursdays at 10pm with lights off. Missionary only. No rough stuff, just showered and washed hair. Bj's on birthdays.
'Tell me i'm the best you've had'

 

[Jemi85]

Public Service Announcement for Nikki Ryan: No one, I repeat, NO ONE, is interested in watching your kids at any form of soft play. I don’t even like watching my own kids at soft play.

I am struggling to even hate watch her these days. She’s just so boring and repetitive

 

[Sparkle87]

Thread suggestion
Fopperholic - dresses like Kermit the frog with her ankle grazer husband Pob

 

[Noonoosanne2]

This time next year Chris we will be millionaires

 

[JustWonderingIf]

Why is it with some men on SW the more weight they lose the less they wear
In photo 1 this guys gone from shorts to bollock naked and in photo 2 shorts to a thong.
Calm down mate, the SW insta grannies bigging you up aren't gonna leave Dave indoors just because you've flashed your syn free sausage at them
View attachment 1044674View attachment 1044678

I just realised i posted on the wrong thread was meant for the slimming world #3 thread!
I do apologise for unwittingly scarring any of you!

 

[Awkwardmam]

Does anyone else think that Chris looks like a monkey? Or is it just me?

 

[Joeybear]

Having seen Nikki A couple of days ago in M and S taking pics along the aisles it worries me the way she stretches and filters her pictures. She looks nothing like the images she shows in real life. She’s toxic and damaging and I can’t wait to report her when her new business is up and running….

 

[JustWonderingIf]

My daughter has a degree in CBT from Oxford University, not bragging but Fopps is an expert lol

But thats just one degree...
Nikki has a 2:1 business studies degree from Derby
AND
20 years of experience administering image therapy in the back room of a working mans club
AND
Shes read The Secret
AND
Shes now done a £40 group on certificate in health and fitness
AND
Nikki is alll about mindset, its her jam! Does your daughter go round saying CBT is her jam? I don't think so...

I'm sorry but thats FIVE things against your daughters one.
Fopps is definitely the expert in this field.

 

[MycatiscalledLizzie]

Fuck off Nicola moaning about a 5.30 wake up. For one you normally go on about how early you wake up!

Before you call your beloved sleep specialist I’ll save you the £££’s. Put them to bed a whole hour later. Yes I know that will eat into your precious me time but you’ve got to accept at some point that 6.45 pm is a very early bedtime. Let them relax at home instead of spending every waking hour trying to tire them out. They have a park in their garden that’s perfectly adequate for most days!

Then, and I know they’re twins, 2 boys, but here’s an idea! You live in a 4 bed home. Give them a room each and let them have toys in them. Then maybe even if one wakes up they may, just may, spend half an hour playing before they wake you up. And when they do wake you up, if you take the pole out of your arse and let them cuddle in your bed they potentially will fall back asleep for a few minutes.

And 500 calories is NOT a small deficit. You need help for your disordered eating. You are in no position to ‘help ‘ others and certainly not to charge them!

 

[Realslimshady]

I saw her on Friday, her face is so 'over' worked it's ridiculous! Her legs and ass....size 12 every day of the week!! No way a size 8! Why lie??? Does she not realise at 41 she needs to be relatable and stop chasing the audiences of 20 somethings? Of course she would declare me a troll but I'm really not! I'm the same age and quite frankly think she looks like the biggest chav out there! Grow up Nicola and stop pretending this is your job!!

 

[Ellsbells123]

FYI Nikki, the difference between watching a story and liking a post, is nothing to do with people “watching you” it’s more to do with this…..

Story - watch it, think “what a boring cunt” and move on.

Post - look at it, far too many words associated with said post, can’t be bothered to read it. Can’t be bothered to like, yet another, eye fucking wotsit head selfie, that has nothing to do with the dissertation under it. Can’t comment “what a cunt” as a blocking and voice note would occur. So just moves on.
Hope that clearly explains it.

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

share this again from page 48 onwards - apparently it's only from p.48 they can be counted ?! But this is a great one and has my fave 'wet wipe' comment too !! xx

Fopperholic: Tragic, desperate and dated as hell - her fella’s a massive mankle bearing wet wipe as well.

 

[ChubClubThug]

She just rates herself so highly. She has no clue. It’s like when she wrote the his shite for her story! How and where has she gotten a lot of experience i the conscious abs unconscious mind. She’s dangerous to vulnerable people. This attitude will be her downfall. XView attachment 1039657



You forgot to mention she’s a TWIN MOM to two boys.

Frig me she read an article in Closer magazine and thinks she's Dr Phil pipe down you stupid cow

 

[lexiloo]

Well that was a very entertaining catch up, you just know she's done something epic when you get up to 4 or 5 unread pages im snorting at the picture of them dressed up, tragic fuckers! His stance and expression is giving me Richie from bottom vibes