Eden Harvz #54 Dropped by her management, dropped by fans, now she's on the scrounge for a free deep pan

[EvilJigglypuff]

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Eden Harvz #55 My online behaviour has sealed my own fate, but please give me brand deals “because I am great”

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

I’ve just noticed this following a load of marketing agencies, probably on the beg for help or their clients, or asking for them to take him and big eBen on. Otherwise our Big Gobby Giant will be banging at their door with him running on behind.

@livelaughlobotomy please do an edit of Eben asVoldemort and LL as Peter pettigrew he reminds me so much of like a little ratty sidekick

Can you spot Yaz?

 

[Lauren-1996]

Eden Harvz #55 - Caroline can you lend us 10 quid, I thought everyone would buy my lashes but no one did.

 

[wtafisthis1980]

Late to the party catching up on her insta stories. Did she really say she asked Cali to pick up the poo because SHE WANTS TO BE A VET?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

Why am I just imagining eben As Gandalf and all the hobbit hulmes are running around going “is it him? Is it really him?” when they see eben.

@livelaughlobotomy please can you do your thang please (and add nails to gandalfs hand) xxx
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[livelaughlobotomy]

Guys please photoshop lloyd and eben as the green giant and little boy from this advert it will actually make my whole yearI beg

Especially for you x

 

[Mrskane29]

We've all known Lloyd was a private school, silver spooned cunt... we also had been told by Eben that he had a really bad relationship with his family and hes never been shown real love until he met her family and he can finally sleep through the night now etc... I wonder how Caroline feels about you spouting all that shite repeatedly over the last year?

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

Surely the suggestion for next thread title has to be
EdenHarvz #55 'because I am great'

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

@livelaughlobotomy do your thaaaang

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

Hahahaha Lloyd, it'd only be a flex if you were still mates with Matty now. Is the protractor smacking you in the face what gave you PTSD? Big Ed already bragged about you going to school with Matty. It's how we managed to unearth these pics of you together.

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

I'm sorry, but the silent tiktok of her really solemnly making a fajita with old el paso tagged has sent me over the edge tonight

 

[Mrskane29]

Name dropping a friend from 20 years ago is 'melting the internet' ?! Stop the fucking world, I want to get off.

 

[tittletottie]

Anyone else see a stringing similarity here?

 

[ololo]

Jesus Christ

 

[Bettyshady10]

Comments off green green grass, blue blue sky……

 

[pizzaslut]

Hmmmmmm

 

[wtafisthis1980]

Fucking hell I’m rolling with laughter at Paeden

garden of peaden - most probably full of dog shit

 

[pizzaslut]

This comment on Lloyds post

 

[User1988]

Please tell all this tea you’re spilling is true! Do you know them?

I know LL!
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Family is messed up, LL grew up thinking Philip Hulme was his dad. Turned out his mum lied to him and real dad was a broke nobody. When LL wanted a relationship with real dad, mum decided that that and his drug dealing was enough to cut him off entirely. Eben has made reference to which surname they’ll use when they marry referencing the scandal!!

 

[123wwp]

So his big news was he besties with Matt Healy in school, something Eden let everyone know a few months ago