Exhausted Pigeon
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Ever seen those documentaries about cookooing? Where someone moves into a vulnerable person's house and takes over? Derek always looks bewildered, like he let someone sleep on the sofa in 2014 and they never left.
I'd give a leg to see it. Mario walking in in his pj bottoms, 90s boy band hair don't, all six eyebrows sticking up, ex zeeeeeee ma weeping and flaking like a Greggs steak bake.Tell you what, if I worked in JD and I seen him storming in, I’d hit him in the puss with a trainer. Entitled cunt
To be fair and setting aside the incoherence of his rant, i do feel his anger was likely proportionate to what £80 actally means to him in terms of his real disposable income situation, as opposed to the fantasy financial situation he tries to project.So he managed to get the REALLY expensive, REALLY gorgeous, NOT cheap trainers in store at JD.
After a quick look on the JD sale they are £40 each pair!
That rant for 80 fucking quid!
Both pairs are fucking rotten, something I’d see my 60 year old Dad wearing!
YeahWe are waiting in antici.....................................................pation!
Do you still know him now?
Yes, yes and yesHas he always referred to going to the dentist as a teef journey?
Has he always had a ginormous ego?
Has he always been a rotten shit?
He’s been sacked from Next for lying and also sacked for semi cem for stealingCome on Lipsy dish the dirt .......even just a little snippet we won’t tell anyone else promise
"Now the swan" whit planet are you on son ?View attachment 68999