Cleaning With Mario #3

[Wheretonext]

He’d like

Has he had it gifted tho? It's an older/cheaper model and they usually send out newer versions??

He love people to think it’s gifted. But it’s not. He said in his stories the other night he’d bought something he was excited about. I can sleep tonight now that I know what he bought. The boy is a gobshite. So glad it wasn’t #gifted to him. I’d say the only shark to be sent to his gaff is a loan shark.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

He ordered them on 26th December so it’s been 3 working days since he ordered them!!

I feel like ordering something on Debenhams website then going into his store to him to “crack up” about it. See how he likes it. Fucking hell he really angers me!

 

[Raindropsonroses]

“Freeze time and awake when it’s February!”

Erm I think it would still be January when you “awake” since you froze time!

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

And his 5 year plan confirms what everyone on here knows. He is not content with his lot in life.

I always have this sense that Mario thinks Derek's a lucky boy to have Mario but the more I see of Mario on insta, I reckon he's the one who's punching above his weight. Derek might not be the brain of Britain but I do think he is a devoted partner and a kind wee soul. Certainly not deserving of the constant shade and ridicule Mario publicly chucks at him.

Good grief, I give this wee bawbag too much of my thinking time lol.

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

I’ve met him in a few social situations as we have mutual friends and he’s very different to how he acts online. Quite shy, very polite and also really pleasant... not irritating like he is on Instagram. I can say without doubt though that everything is for the gram. I actually watched him film videos for his stories where it looked like he was having a wild time and then the minute the phone was down he was sitting quietly again, it was odd... just have fun, rather than pretend to have fun.

I also know some people who have referred to him as “famous” but those people are mental and that is a story for a different day!

 

[Mack84]

Hannah from AM is in Glasgow today for a wedding tomorrow and a few people from other Scottish accounts are going to the wedding....don’t think Marty got an invite...this has really made my day Hannah has tagged Mrs H as she’s visiting a young fan in Scotland and there’s no mention of Marty .....

yeah the young fan in Scotland - don’t like to be a bitch but her mum seems so desperate to be in the papers & on insta. Did anyone see the daily record article where she shamed comedian Russell Howard over a joke he made about their disabled access? He made the joke about the state the council made of the ramp not actually making fun of the wee girl - but the mum was there sitting with her compo face on expecting a reaction!

 

[ABN1105]

Sorry to burst your bubble pal, but there isn't a person alive who is intimated by you! Not a single soul! Your so full of shit!

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Just because you're elbows deep in menopausal women doesn't mean you can do midwifery melv!

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Seriously though, is there anything funnier than a Melvin rant? I just fucking love watching the peaheaded cunt get into his high and mighty stride.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

What the fuck is he on about now? It's embarrassing how he can't write coherently.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Oor Melvin 's reflecting on his jurrrnneeee this morning and has given this dribbling stream of piss to send us into the new year.
I just love that his handpicked highlights were the Ava May collab, his semichem moment, his teef juurrnnneeee and his Christmas tree

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

That'll set him off on a rant We'll get the full head wobbling, finger wagging and bitch face on for this one, if we're really lucky

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

NOPE You fat headed twat ... IF you really had ibs you wouldnt shovel fried beige food , takeaway pizza , chinese , pizza , chocolate amd fizzy juice down your throat constantly. You talk shite martin!!

Translation - he can't go out because he might shart in excitement

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

To be fair, being the son of god is very tiring and he has got his birthday coming up next Wednesday

Just seen he's asking if people want him to do a meet and greet do fuck off

TATTLE ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!!!!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Imagine my surprise scrolling through Instagram stories to see Amber Turner (TOWIE) at Louis Vuitton buying the same scarf as our Saviour St Melvin.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

You are all forgetting that it is all about St. Melvin. It's not easy doing 40 hours a week poncing about Debenhams, healing the sick with wax melts and also being a strangler serial killer as well. Of course the poor wee lad is tired, we honestly don't deserve such an angel amongst us

 

[Citygirlgonecountry]

He has "watered down the fabric softener" The same fabric softener which goes into a washing machine which then fills with .... water No words....

 

[Wheretonext]

For someone that gets “100s” of messages I would have expected him to get the signatures in minutes. I’ve no doubt he’ll get them (probably reached it now) but in an hour he could only manage 72 signatures. Not very loyal followers you’ve got there Mario.
You see Mario, the thing is, everyone here knows all about you. Sticky fingers and all! We have made informed comments. You don’t actually know any of us, therefore, you aren’t really in any position to suggest any of us a jealous of your wax melts, manky carpet and #gifted items.

In your own words, we’re just ‘using our platform’ to highlight to others not to get sucked into the shite that comes out of ‘influencers’ mouths.

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

What was that crap positivity he posted on New Years Eve? Claiming he would shrug off negativity blah blah blah, here we are on the 2nd of January and he is his usual whiney miserable dickhead self. It's been 4 working days ffs, if he didn't spend so much time storying his tragic life he could have walked to the shops and bought himself a pair of trainers. The Hermes driver has probably been warned about his flasher tendencies.

And he needs to look at his diet? No shit sherlock, it's appalling.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

I was coming on to say this!

I am fucking living for this shit tbh! I love the fact he is so bitter but he's throwing it about that he has cash to splash on Shark's and shit watches, but is so careful to "handpick" his collabs
Well I suppose you can't walk around with a wax melt on your wrist and a chunky throw around you as a shawl to prove your worth...