Tell us more @Lipsy , do you know the king of the geighs and son of god St Melvin himself? Spill the tea 
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Yeah went to school with himTell us more @Lipsy , do you know the king of the geighs and son of god St Melvin himself? Spill the tea
Has he always been so saintly and using his platform to do good in the world? Like taking gifts from small businesses and healing the sick?
Come on Lipsy dish the dirt .......even just a little snippet we won’t tell anyone else promiseYeah went to school with him
I'm just wondering how long it will be til the tree will be fully and completely covered in personalised baubles for the bloody cat
I wonder how many days he's come home and had to re-do the tree after the cat has wrecked it during the day
hold on has he made a LV symbol out of bleeping chip sticks??? That’s it I am done....
Ripping off Tom Ford now supporting counterfeit Louis Vuitton phone cases...... someone please call trading standards!!
We are waiting in antici.....................................................pation!
Do you still know him now?
Has he always had see through hair?Yeah went to school with him
Has he always had terrible taste in clothes?
Derek is as thick as tit. Is that his usual type???
Has he always referred to going to the dentist as a teef journey?
Has he always had a ginormous ego?
Has he always been a rotten tit?
Has he always had a ginormous ego?
Has he always been a rotten tit?
Pushing counterfeit goods.
sure it’s illegal that
sure it’s illegal that
He boils my piss. He’s whinging on about ‘working in retail’ and how lucky people are that get two weeks off at Christmas. Yes, they are lucky, but that’s their choice to work where they give them that time.
Like, it’s his choice to ‘work in retail’. Like it’s my choice to work for the NHS and I will be working 13hr days Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and Boxing Day. Then a 50 minute commute, each way. but I wouldn’t want to work anywhere else. As he says, at least he gets a couple of days off.
He has nothing good to say about his job - other than when his ‘mafia’ find him and make his day!! There was once a time that he wasn’t going to divulge where he worked or loved ‘for his and Derek’s safety’. That didn’t last long!
It’s all for effect. He’s an attention seeking arse wanker.
I hope his face falls off and Raaaaaayn fucks off out of the window with the remains.
Like, it’s his choice to ‘work in retail’. Like it’s my choice to work for the NHS and I will be working 13hr days Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and Boxing Day. Then a 50 minute commute, each way. but I wouldn’t want to work anywhere else. As he says, at least he gets a couple of days off.
He has nothing good to say about his job - other than when his ‘mafia’ find him and make his day!! There was once a time that he wasn’t going to divulge where he worked or loved ‘for his and Derek’s safety’. That didn’t last long!
It’s all for effect. He’s an attention seeking arse wanker.
I hope his face falls off and Raaaaaayn fucks off out of the window with the remains.
Yeah
Yes, yes and yes
He’s been sacked from Next for lying and also sacked for semi cem for stealing
hahahahahahahahahahahaha And Semi Chem are now selling his knock off wax melts?
I kn
wow ...i can’t wait till he checks tattle he’s goingYeah
Yes, yes and yes
He’s been sacked from Next for lying and also sacked for semi cem for stealing
himself incase his menopausal mafia find out he’s not as Saintly as he makes out !!!!Oh I know he lives in fairy land I’ve got millions of things I could tell useshahahahahahahahahahahaha And Semi Chem are now selling his knock off wax melts?
Thank god for saint Mario.Jumping on the bandwagon with Mario.
He’s going to do an in depth skincare routine for us on Friday
Can’t wait, actually very excited. Because it’s not like we haven’t seen it before.
And who the duck cuts his hair?
They need to reconsider their career!!!
If I was Derek and I had to listen/watch to that bleeping idiot pretend to sing / mime I’d honestly punch his bleep in
No wonder that poor cat raaaaaayn tried to jump out the window after having to listen to that moron try to hit a note on the daily
I wonder if Derek gets absolutely ripped in his work .... surely they all know his man needs sectioned?
No wonder that poor cat raaaaaayn tried to jump out the window after having to listen to that moron try to hit a note on the daily
I wonder if Derek gets absolutely ripped in his work .... surely they all know his man needs sectioned?
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