He's a rude little man, no manners at all.
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Tell you what, if I worked in JD and I seen him storming in, I’d hit him in the puss with a trainer. Entitled bleep
I'd give a leg to see it. Mario walking in in his pj bottoms, 90s boy band hair don't, all six eyebrows sticking up, ex zeeeeeee ma weeping and flaking like a Greggs steak bake.
Mrs Hinch is asking for her followers what they do to beat the January blues. What people should do is... come on here and have a laugh at Mario. Would cheer you up no end of you were feeling about fed up. You’d realize that things could be worse, you could be Mario
Seriously though, is there anything funnier than a Melvin rant? I just bleeping love watching the peaheaded bleep get into his high and mighty stride.
I’d rip my own skin off if I had those vile tattoos on my handsHe makes me want to rip my own skin off
Here’s an idea.. why doesn’t everyone who lives near him storm into Debenhams raging at him see how he likes it. He’d be right on his stories going to town about you all. Absolute wank stain
Wtf is JIDEEH
I pronounce it as “jay dee”
I pronounce it as “jay dee”
Totally agree. He's made it clear that he wants opportunities with his insta but what big brands want an inarticulate, whiney, potty mouthed wee nyaff representing them? Derek's in for a tough January with the pissy attitude spewing forth.
I’ve seen the people who work in JD, hopefully they’ll witch slap him out of there!
What the duck are those? Looks like skid marks after he scratched his ibs arse. They are Not normal male tattoos
bleeping vile just like his teeth.
Erm, how are we all pronouncing Hermes? I always thought it was her-meez? I’ve never heard it pronounced herms? So Martin always checks who the courier is and if it is Hermes, he cancels his order, and yet, here we are Martin, you tool.
Always cancels if it’s Hermes..except this time
Always buys in store to keep staff in a job..except this time
I think the two on his hands are his nieces names and the ring one is RaynWhat the duck are those? Looks like skid marks after he scratched his ibs arse. They are Not normal male tattoos
Never heard of herms either.
Hat's off to ye - that's broken me tonightI'd give a leg to see it. Mario walking in in his pj bottoms, 90s boy band hair don't, all six eyebrows sticking up, ex zeeeeeee ma weeping and flaking like a Greggs steak bake.
I certainly won’t have the January blues!!
I am the happiest I have been since finding Tattle, guaranteed a laugh. I do actually laugh out loud at some of the things written on here.
Thank you, I don’t need Mrs Hinch or any of these so called influencers.
Tattle is the best therapy I’ll ever need
It’s like I have found kindred spirits.
Thank you
And what with him being so clued up about designers too
. Thank God his fake gear comes with labels he can pronounce.Exactly what i came on to say for someone who works on retail to say that is disgusting. What a bleeping idiot .
Omg im howling hereI'd give a leg to see it. Mario walking in in his pj bottoms, 90s boy band hair don't, all six eyebrows sticking up, ex zeeeeeee ma weeping and flaking like a Greggs steak bake.
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