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ScottishMammy92
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Hullo ma lovelies...
Bit of a long time no post, but as soon as I heard this roasting hot joos left oot in the paisley sun I RAN HERE.
Some of you lovelies might remember our Betty and oor not so lovely run in with a covid stricken Maz and Deek down the Linwood Home Bargs. Basically...he's a wee prick.
Since then Oor B has left us and its just been a pretty rough time altogether. So because of that I don't find myself over that way much and I haven't been back in there for quite a while. Long story short I nipped in for some bits today and the girl putting stock out stopped me to say she hadn't seen us for a while and I explained to her I was flying solo these days...
Anyway- she said oh that wee runt he's never out of here. He's got some brass neck that's twice he's been in here in the last couple of months claiming he was told he could make a reel and choose some free products and they'd give him them to advertise on his Instagram. But every time the manager tells him they don't make brand deals that's through head office and if they agreed that they'd organise it with him directly and not tell him just to pop in store and start his own supermarket sweep! She says every time he's in he loudly announces at the tills he's an influencer (funny for someone who hates the word eh) and he's best friends with Mrs hinch and so forth.
At this point I'm not shocked and kinda laugh it off and was about to go my own way when she called over the young boy behind us and said oh tell her about that cleaning Mario fanny...turns out he was in last week and somehow mentioned to the woman serving that Derek was desperate for a driving instructor (something along the lines of he wanted to buy a big item but couldn't get it home on the bus) and she said oh my husbands an instructor he's absolutely mobbed especially now the schools are finished this is when a lot of 17/18 year olds work extra shifts to do more lessons and she suggests he waits until September. This brass neck prick stood for 15 minutes on the beg for free lessons if he posts it on his Instagram. She said no repeatedly and said no he doesn't need any advertising he's absolutely worked to the limit and Mario eventually threw a strop, grabbed his bag and stomped off.
When I tell you I was HOWLING!
Not the first time I've heard people in the retail park comment on him he's always in shops on the beg
Bit of a long time no post, but as soon as I heard this roasting hot joos left oot in the paisley sun I RAN HERE.
Some of you lovelies might remember our Betty and oor not so lovely run in with a covid stricken Maz and Deek down the Linwood Home Bargs. Basically...he's a wee prick.
Since then Oor B has left us and its just been a pretty rough time altogether. So because of that I don't find myself over that way much and I haven't been back in there for quite a while. Long story short I nipped in for some bits today and the girl putting stock out stopped me to say she hadn't seen us for a while and I explained to her I was flying solo these days...
Anyway- she said oh that wee runt he's never out of here. He's got some brass neck that's twice he's been in here in the last couple of months claiming he was told he could make a reel and choose some free products and they'd give him them to advertise on his Instagram. But every time the manager tells him they don't make brand deals that's through head office and if they agreed that they'd organise it with him directly and not tell him just to pop in store and start his own supermarket sweep! She says every time he's in he loudly announces at the tills he's an influencer (funny for someone who hates the word eh) and he's best friends with Mrs hinch and so forth.
At this point I'm not shocked and kinda laugh it off and was about to go my own way when she called over the young boy behind us and said oh tell her about that cleaning Mario fanny...turns out he was in last week and somehow mentioned to the woman serving that Derek was desperate for a driving instructor (something along the lines of he wanted to buy a big item but couldn't get it home on the bus) and she said oh my husbands an instructor he's absolutely mobbed especially now the schools are finished this is when a lot of 17/18 year olds work extra shifts to do more lessons and she suggests he waits until September. This brass neck prick stood for 15 minutes on the beg for free lessons if he posts it on his Instagram. She said no repeatedly and said no he doesn't need any advertising he's absolutely worked to the limit and Mario eventually threw a strop, grabbed his bag and stomped off.
When I tell you I was HOWLING!
Not the first time I've heard people in the retail park comment on him he's always in shops on the beg
hopethishelpsallthebest
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I cannae sleep the nooo.
AwwCosyWivDeek
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For you Mario, a handy guide to launching your own home range.
Step 1: Own a home.
Step 1: Own a home.
hopethishelpsallthebest
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Babybail93
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Ooh! Little old me got the title this week
At the end of the last thread we were all baffled at the Fat Fanny’s spelling ofsuccumb circum
Apparently despite being the easiest person to influence and loving any trend going, he doesnae follow trends and threads is dead tae him.
As usual he makes it so easy for us, just by being his usual massive cunt self
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Just so it doesn’t get lost in the last thread….. CIRCUM
At the end of the last thread we were all baffled at the Fat Fanny’s spelling of
Apparently despite being the easiest person to influence and loving any trend going, he doesnae follow trends and threads is dead tae him.
As usual he makes it so easy for us, just by being his usual massive cunt self
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Just so it doesn’t get lost in the last thread….. CIRCUM
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peachy-keen
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how many words can you spell wrong challenge
Skyflier6727
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Thread suggestion - Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place
peachy-keen
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I like to call this you’re an idiot
AwwCosyWivDeek
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Isn’t it ironic that he uses snail serum when snails are famous for owning their own houses, and Marlon never will.
He is a slimy fucker though, I’ll give him that
He is a slimy fucker though, I’ll give him that
Ferguson
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Some of the thread titles are pyoor hilarious. Could be made into a series of books. (With @hopethishelpsallthebest as oor illustrator)
My favourites are:
Baldilocks and the 3 hairs.
The real hoosecoat of Paisley.
Clutter Station in the colour plywood.
Hair mask in the scent pointless.
Panelling whilst paying full rent in the scent 'money well spent'.
The cooncil came in with a wrecking ball, smashed the letterbox n awwww
Conradicting with Mario... so aye, so naw.
He dreams of the Plaza, yet he's trapped in Gaza so aye & so forth.
Mazda & The McKnightmare before Christmas: curse of the nippy bum bum sauce.
My favourites are:
Baldilocks and the 3 hairs.
The real hoosecoat of Paisley.
Clutter Station in the colour plywood.
Hair mask in the scent pointless.
Panelling whilst paying full rent in the scent 'money well spent'.
The cooncil came in with a wrecking ball, smashed the letterbox n awwww
Conradicting with Mario... so aye, so naw.
He dreams of the Plaza, yet he's trapped in Gaza so aye & so forth.
Mazda & The McKnightmare before Christmas: curse of the nippy bum bum sauce.
hopethishelpsallthebest
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Hay Sunday! Get yer wee ear burners oan, in the scent cunt washings, get yer wee beejons on yer lap also and watch, the ending never story with your wee slag spol, also.
AwwCosyWivDeek
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I thought he said he wasn’t dressing up?
peachy-keen
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peachy-keen
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Found Deek’s first car
Shrekssister
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Ma hens the toad is lying can confirm. Googled driving instructors paisley, this is the third link. Used the lying sluts street and there’s lessons for several days next week available. I didn’t continue the booking because I didn’t want this man to think he had a customer but this was letting me book a lesson. She’s after a freebie confirmed.
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Babybail93
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He needs to stop with the holiday shit. It’s making me cringe so much! Never been abroad in 40 years, books a cheap week in Lanzarote and suddenly he’s Judith Fucking Chalmers! Do me a favour!I can’t wait to see two 40 year old men sitting by the pool with their personalised cupsThey need to be careful though, the reps might think they need the kids club!
hopethishelpsallthebest
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Deek ya wee basturt, swill your gums ya little runt, ya gingivitis reeks like ma ginger circle, the noo. Also.