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he did WHAT?He’ll wait until it’s on sky and then film the end of it and show it on his stories. Fat bleeping street rat.
*no, no I am still not over him showing the end of Toy Story 4 on his stories
Absolutely pissing myself at this. There are some pure funny bastards on this page. Nae debates.
I thought he said he wasn’t dressing up?
I take it all back. Bring back the nightly tappa tappa face cream stories than have to be subjected to these random closeupsIt's that good, but he still has to use filtersView attachment 2330470
Middle aged but doing stupid selfies like a teenager. Those horrible bulbous eye's
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As soon as I read the first sentence I knew it was you! Howling ma lovelie, that trauma runs deep so ayeHe’ll wait until it’s on sky and then film the end of it and show it on his stories. Fat bleeping street rat.
*no, no I am still not over him showing the end of Toy Story 4 on his stories
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Is that that feckin eejit Scottish Declan? He gives me the boke more than oor Martin. A man of his generous proportions should not be showing themselves in kiddies pjs
Ah refuse to believe he was no joining in with the stairwell junkies when he looked like this ma lovelies. We’re noo on a bespoke clean living phase. Drugs replaced with beige ibs meals so aye also
But he didnae circum! Sit doon and get some class.
The pores on her!
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Thus wee bleep is even mare annoying than oor Maz also.
Sit doon and get sum class Isa hen. I, Daisy Uncle said he wisnae gonni buy it as it wuz a fad, and we aw ken (nae pun intended) he disnae buy tat.
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That second pic is either cos he's so blind and has phone right up tae face, as close as his beak allows or he's wanting a gig oan the Dear Deidre photo problem page.
It cud be a love triangle, my finance ...ah mean fiance of 150 years huz left me fur domboi and huz taken his petty cash wae him. How do ah win back his petty cash ...ah mean his heart, also.
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I love how he thinks posting those close up ‘ugly’ photos is edgy and a laugh, you know cause he’s pure stunning normally, urgh such a try hard, pick me. I enjoy when he tags (@) accounts like GK Barry, Molly Mae, Katie Price, when he had to PAY to meet his mate Hinch I mean come on, surely he must have felt like a right dunce that day seeing as that disabled girl got to meet her before the singing pure vip treatment.
Ah was gonnae say and aw. Pyoor junkie class
if ye saw that coming towards ye in the toon, you’d point it back tae Four Corners, nae debates.
Not caught up yet. But fumming with the Polly Pocket Of Paisley. Was gonna gatekeep a product to stop others buying it. Selfish,spiteful,ugly little bleep.Who the duck does this creature thinks he is?!?! Advertising snail tit as if he made it himself. Phenomenal he ain't. Arrggghhh fumming. 
bleeping idiot
Is it really?
Yes it is, so sit the duck down head.
Yes it is, so sit the duck down head.
Im the same ma lovelie and I’ve got weans but I don’t see the point in pumpkins and tit. I do Xmas but that’s it!I must be a proper misery guts, I don't decorate ma hoose (and it IS a hoose wi 3 beds and 3 cludgies... Smell the wealth) for any season except Christmas, and at times I could see that far enough, I've even took it all down on boxing Day before. Who's got time for aw that malarkey!
While am oan a rant, who are aw these luvlies that are falling over themselves to buy his tit? Imagine the realisation that your hoose smells like his, gadz-tae-duck.
As he previously worked in retail, the bucket head should know that the shops put out the season's goods well before it is officially that season.
So in Feb when he's scoffing those Easter creme eggs, that he dosna like, is it Easter, it must be because Mario says it is.
He is a head of the greatest order.
So in Feb when he's scoffing those Easter creme eggs, that he dosna like, is it Easter, it must be because Mario says it is.
He is a head of the greatest order.
Ah’m convinced this is a dig at pink peony home’s latest reel caption
abzalootely fumming that someone has dared remind him it’s still summer- Status