Cleaning with Mario #104 I clean my bin in the shower & my name is my power.. Also

[mammaof3]

He is ramping it up with the wax melt ads.

No way has he tried 34 driving instructors and got na replies and no way will he be driving before the year is out.

In ya dreams maybe but reality is a witch.



Driving lessons – The average cost of a driving lesson is around £25-£50 per hour, and the DVSA recommends that learners take around 45 hours of lessons
The cheapest way to learn to drive is by getting a friend or family member to teach you.

Mario, try an intensive week's course for Deek. That's ma being nice today.

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Wonder if Martin would be eligible for a motability car due to his Kerry katonas?

Nope.

 

[Madge2022]

Well ma lovelies, looks like wee Deek is taking his wurk hame wi him. Wunner if they youse them tae bring aw oaf Martin's essentials hame?

 

[peachy-keen]

how many words can you spell wrong challenge

 

[Bubbledoggyyeah]

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Deek is off his face here!! He’ll have to wean himself off the waccy baccy if he wants to be cruising around Paisley

 

[twilightgarden]

There’s no way Marion has contacted 34 driving instructors. Stupid fud.
He’s probably sent a handful of instructors such an illiterate email they’ve deleted and blocked as they thought it was wan ah them spam emails also.
They “lawyers” who email to say youse have won millions in inheritance from a long lost relative have better spelling and grammar than Marion so aye.
You can tell Marion doesn’t want Deek to start driving as it’ll rinse his petty cash. Selfish fat bleep.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

I bet they're struggling to find and instructor coz he needs a car with adjusted pedals to reach.

 

[AllieBee]

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3 out of 5. Not bad Mario. For you anyway. Us jealous trolls could get 5/5 when we were in year R but don't let that stop you

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

I've been dropping the made up word 'circum' into random convo's with Mr Tinkerbell cat since yesterday and he has finally flipped

''Why the duck do you keep saying that word, what does it mean????''

Told him our Martin said it so it obviously is a word and he needs to get to know, factual.

His reply - ''Course that whiney bastard said it'' - bit harsh I thought but then Mr Tinkerbell has no class, nae debates..

Circum is now banned in our house. Also. Etc.

 

[Shrekssister]

Cannae believe you nasty wee cows moved without telling me I was nearly ready to circum to withdrawls!!! Luckily I remembered ma names ma power and that I hud tae get up so it’s fine now

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

He is ramping it up with the wax melt ads.

No way has he tried 34 driving instructors and got na replies and no way will he be driving before the year is out.

In ya dreams maybe but reality is a witch.



Driving lessons – The average cost of a driving lesson is around £25-£50 per hour, and the DVSA recommends that learners take around 45 hours of lessons
The cheapest way to learn to drive is by getting a friend or family member to teach you.

Mario, try an intensive week's course for Deek. That's ma being nice today.


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Aye hen but maybe one he gives the address of Beirut towers tae them, they’re suddenly booked up capeesh? Nae sane instructor can compromise their safety taking a car tae such a warzone, also…

 

[gremlin]

Marion’s just hoping that one of his lovelies is a driving instructor and he can get them #gifted. Kapeesh.

 

[Sickofinstagramcrap]

I am really tempted to call some Paisley driving instructors to see if they are actually fully booked or this is just content to get interactions or because he simply has no content and is constantly chasing highs on the gram.
But trust me his eye condition isn’t enough to get high rate mobility in order to get a car,

 

[Madge2022]

I've been dropping the made up word 'circum' into random convo's with Mr Tinkerbell cat since yesterday and he has finally flipped

''Why the duck do you keep saying that word, what does it mean????''

Told him our Martin said it so it obviously is a word and he needs to get to know, factual.

His reply - ''Course that whiney bastard said it'' - bit harsh I thought but then Mr Tinkerbell has no class, nae debates..

Circum is now banned in our house. Also. Etc.

Mr Tinkerbell needs tae get sum class and stay in his ain lane. Youse shud disappear fur the nite and come hame smelling oaf bespoke wax melts and wi a sore neck and he will think youse huv been staying at Beirut towers oan the Martin Lego sofa
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Aye hen but maybe one he gives the address of Beirut towers tae them, they’re suddenly booked up capeesh? Nae sane instructor can compromise their safety taking a car tae such a warzone, also…

If his phone calls are like his dots of doom I guarantee every driving instructor hung up on him. #factual

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Marion definitely wants this more than wee Deek. I hope nae instructor takes him oan, I want Marion to be a bus wanker forever. Get on the bus you fat tit, and get super paranoid that there could be a tattler oan there, snapping you in the wild, you bleeping hippo. If he gets a car, I'll personally make it my mission to pop to the Quad, and pelt it in jobbys, also.

 

[Doodlebug71]

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He can dae it in braille perfectly fine hen ...ave seen his strangler fingers fingering deeks credit card and machine buttons getting petty cash oot so aye

 

[Ferguson]

I am really tempted to call some Paisley driving instructors to see if they are actually fully booked or this is just content to get interactions or because he simply has no content and is constantly chasing highs on the gram.
But trust me his eye condition isn’t enough to get high rate mobility in order to get a car,

Aye do it fae us all please hen

Just tae prove the fat slag is lying also xx

 

[twilightgarden]

I am really tempted to call some Paisley driving instructors to see if they are actually fully booked or this is just content to get interactions or because he simply has no content and is constantly chasing highs on the gram.
But trust me his eye condition isn’t enough to get high rate mobility in order to get a car,

His eye condition isn’t even enough to stop him from driving. If he wore his glasses he’d be fine.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Reason 11 million, why he makes my pork purse dry.

 

[AllieBee]

I am really tempted to call some Paisley driving instructors to see if they are actually fully booked or this is just content to get interactions or because he simply has no content and is constantly chasing highs on the gram.
But trust me his eye condition isn’t enough to get high rate mobility in order to get a car,

Fat turd is lying. He's on the beg for free driving lessons for Deek.