It's that good, but he still has to use filters 
Middle aged but doing stupid selfies like a teenager. Those horrible bulbous eye's
Middle aged but doing stupid selfies like a teenager. Those horrible bulbous eye's
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His eyes are filth. The nose, alsoIt's that good, but he still has to use filters
Middle aged but doing stupid selfies like a teenager. Those horrible bulbous eye's
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Where’s his lashes alsoIt's that good, but he still has to use filters
Middle aged but doing stupid selfies like a teenager. Those horrible bulbous eye's
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Was he not going to buy a barbie tshirt or hoodie the other week????? Make it make sense
He looks weird in this pic, well much weirder than normal. Like he's only filtered half his face
Seeing as he suffers from the extremely highest spectrum of sensitivity skin he has bought mare. also
He was gonna gatekeep it ma lovelies but he does need to fill up his aff link Amazon shop
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eta he bought a few mare in the prime sale, so has even mare stuff in his bedsit, days after he chucked a load of crap as well. tut tut.
and nay I haven't run to see the barbie movie either as I ain't 5.
He was gonna gatekeep it ma lovelies but he does need to fill up his aff link Amazon shop
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eta he bought a few mare in the prime sale, so has even mare stuff in his bedsit, days after he chucked a load of crap as well. tut tut.
and nay I haven't run to see the barbie movie either as I ain't 5.
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He’s fallen into a loop again hens 
The fat legs oan her! Screaming hen!!
We are his audience tho
Why is it something that everyone else is doing and he has hasn’t he just is just a bitter twisted wee bastard aboot !
Aye, as if this is going to happen, fatso.
It'll be castelvecchi and so forth.
It'll be castelvecchi and so forth.
What you actually mean beaky is you cannae afford 2 wee tickets for Barbie until your next pay day because you've once again spent every penny of petty cash on pumpkins.
I find it so jarring when he shares shite like this. It just highlights that nothing like this will ever be within reach for him. He’s not even got a registry office, community centre do to look forward to
He will be in seedbill playing fields with his range vases and ikea tea lights.
JESUS!! He's going hard on the aff links, pushing all this beauty, like his muse AW (another one who when paid will tell you x y z is the best thing) sorry he grinds ma gears, stood in boots jumping between the aisles saying this is the best, this is the best, this is the best, honestly I don't know how he got invited on the trip to NY Pride (he'll no be asked again) so aye sorry to derail ma lovelies.
p.s big love to the tattler who papped them in the wild 10/10!
p.s big love to the tattler who papped them in the wild 10/10!
Always needs to put people down for going out and enjoying themselves. If he’s not going to see the barbie movie then it’s a lot of shite 
Even though he posted a t shirt last week. .He’s so twisted. Also doenst he call himself an influencer? The whole point is to influence not gate keep 
I’m sure you won’t sell out Amazon
Even though he posted a t shirt last week. .He’s so twisted. Also doenst he call himself an influencer? The whole point is to influence not gate keep I’m sure you won’t sell out Amazon Some of the thread titles are pyoor hilarious. Could be made into a series of books. (With @hopethishelpsallthebest as oor illustrator)
My favourites are:
Baldilocks and the 3 hairs.
The real hoosecoat of Paisley.
Clutter Station in the colour plywood.
Hair mask in the scent pointless.
Panelling whilst paying full rent in the scent 'money well spent'.
The cooncil came in with a wrecking ball, smashed the letterbox n awwww
Conradicting with Mario... so aye, so naw.
He dreams of the Plaza, yet he's trapped in Gaza so aye & so forth.
Mazda & The McKnightmare before Christmas: curse of the nippy bum bum sauce.
My favourites are:
Baldilocks and the 3 hairs.
The real hoosecoat of Paisley.
Clutter Station in the colour plywood.
Hair mask in the scent pointless.
Panelling whilst paying full rent in the scent 'money well spent'.
The cooncil came in with a wrecking ball, smashed the letterbox n awwww
Conradicting with Mario... so aye, so naw.
He dreams of the Plaza, yet he's trapped in Gaza so aye & so forth.
Mazda & The McKnightmare before Christmas: curse of the nippy bum bum sauce.
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