Aw hen. Love Primrose Valley though.duck my bleeping life huns. I booked a wee Haven getaway last Thursday for 18/8. I change time zones weekly (it's wank, an office somewhere annoyingly hot when working - no smell the wealth).So, I wanted a traditional British holiday with ma weans and dog. Oh and Mr Caw.
Well duck me sideways. Yesterday I had an email to say Havenfest, whatever the duck that is was cancelled. I wondered why I had the mail.
Not long ago had a check out email.
Guess which bleep should be at Primrose bastard Valley now!! Just had to book again as Mr Caw will have me over that bath - not in a good wayI've pissed money up the wall Maz style. I'm gutted. Capish.
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Right ma darling’s I just have to put this right oot there .. with the POLYESTER lilac Nike spray ons and the ones he wears to ‘cough cough’ work his undercarriage must be honking, totally paddy mageekin. So aye , so on and so forth 
He only has three surfaces that he can use- the morgue slab sofa, those console tables, and his bed- so he’s very limited with the decoration he can buy. It’s basically nothing but cushions, candles/diffusers, and bed throws.
If he aspired to more than a bedsit, he could decorate his front door, the staircase/bannisters, fireplace, dining table, windows etc.
He must be as frustrated as duck.
If he aspired to more than a bedsit, he could decorate his front door, the staircase/bannisters, fireplace, dining table, windows etc.
He must be as frustrated as duck.
I’m having a wee peruse of the last thread and Tattle Ads are suggesting more holiday clothes for him 
I think they need to sit down and get some class!
I think they need to sit down and get some class!
Nah.. he's gone too far this weekend.
Youse who've always said he's a parody have got to be right.
The Pauline Fowler Cardi had me wondering, but Walking roon with a mange patch on his flat heed in a screwed up tracksuit & wee lassies shoes has finished me
Youse who've always said he's a parody have got to be right.
The Pauline Fowler Cardi had me wondering, but Walking roon with a mange patch on his flat heed in a screwed up tracksuit & wee lassies shoes has finished me
Hen, you've made my absolute month with this. I circumed to some crappy news this week, but this pic is pyoor stunning and so forth. The neck is like a tree trunk, the fat whorebag, also. Keep you power ma lovelie and spine bright. Next time follow him home hen, and I'll paypal youse some petty cash, capeesh?My life made my lovelies, in Dunelm earlier on - Marion walking about on his phone and Derek looking like he didn't know where he was. Both midgets in real life
I don't understand fully grown adults kitting their homes out to match a season, I'll have odd chrissmass, summer or Otumm scent a candle or diffuser. It's the whole cushions,mugs, candles, melts, bedding, blankets it's odd unless you have kids then fine but this sausage heed doesn't do pumpkin picking, carving them, chrissmass markets, summer holidays. It's just cringe. While watching his stories in my head am just saying junk.. junk.. tat.. more tat.. what's that more crap.
Make is canvas cushions soft? Some fabric softener? doesn't he know canvas isn't supposed to be soft or smooth. Hope he wrecks them sop ayye back in ma ain lane. Also
Make is canvas cushions soft? Some fabric softener? doesn't he know canvas isn't supposed to be soft or smooth. Hope he wrecks them sop ayye back in ma ain lane. Also
But does he even wear makeup?? Cos he never shows us his dolled up face!
Nah, Tattle ads are trolling now. These would look good on herI’m having a wee peruse of the last thread and Tattle Ads are suggesting more holiday clothes for him
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I think they need to sit down and get some class!
How many bleeping pumpkins does that goblin need? He’s got glass ones, ceramic ones and now fabric ones. He’s a bellend. Factual
I cannae sleep the nooo.
As if he ever did this Aw cosy for 8.
Aw cosy for 8.Attachments
Aw hen this is just amazing! Laughin ma Heid aff at the attention tae detail. This should be yer joab
I rebooked as only a couple of vans left didn't dare risk it. Will call them at 9 and explain I'm stupid and don't understand basic dates. I don't hold much hope for a refund ffs
The fact that he minces about in his ladies cardie in the bed sit but goes out dressed like a wannabe roadmanMy life made my lovelies, in Dunelm earlier on - Marion walking about on his phone and Derek looking like he didn't know where he was. Both midgets in real life
He's so predictable.
Monday moods.
Monday moods.
Bit late Maz, we already decided who you are. A skint, fat, smelly, badly dressed waste of oxygen.
Autumn in July, Christmas in October. Packing for his holiday NEXT YEAR! He's literally just wishing his life away.
I don’t understand getting an “autumn haul” every year when the shoaps bring oot new shite? Like if you insist on decorating your house with pumpkins each october then surely once you’ve bought the stuff the first year then that’s you sorted? Every year this wetting himsel over a new range from b&m or wherever and it all looks exactly the same as what he’s already got. He’s such a wasteful wee dick 
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